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Underground, it is common knowledge that anyone wishing to marry the Goblin King must be victorious in a challenge set by the Labyrinth itself.
No one expected the Labyrinth to choose its young human Champion as the challenge to be bested.
As for Sarah, she’s becoming increasingly concerned by how much she enjoys defeating Jareth’s would-be-spouses with a wide range of boardgames.
It should also be noted that Sarah is an unrepentant cheat.
So is Jareth.
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Lydia is a girlboss in her early twenties who was earning $80K a year right out of college. Whose business but hers is it if she wants to spoil a struggling comedian staring his fiftieth birthday in the face by buying him household appliances and paying his outstanding bills after going home with him and seeing what he lives like?
"What does he even have to offer you?"
Uh, love? True love? Some people…
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Contractual Obligation by thegoodreverend
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - All Media Types
18 Aug 2018
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In the Spring of 1997, Lydia goes back home to Winter River for a reprieve from city life. What she expects is lots of gingham, quiet mornings, lazy afternoons, and watching bad paranormal investigation shows with Barbara at three A.M. while they take bets about how long it'll take Delia to wake up after taking so many pills. What she gets is an important life-lesson:
Bureaucracy's a massive pain in the ass.
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I Need A (Girlfriend) Hero! by LilaVaporizer9000
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Maribat - Fandom
17 Apr 2024
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Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.
Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.
“Hm. Yes, you will do.”
“Oh! Uhh… what?...”
Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.
Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.
His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.
“Will you be my girlfriend?”
Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.
“Sure.”
Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.
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