DontFightTheGay
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Champagne Problems by DontFightTheGay for Kate : )
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2023
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A short little diddy about how Hermione hasn’t recovered from the war and isolates herself from everyone.
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Cruel Summer by DontFightTheGay
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
30 Apr 2023
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DinLeia took over my brain and I then proceeded to read every single fic I could get my hands on. This is basically Leia being too focused on the Galaxy instead of on her relationship with Han, learning how to focus on the little things with Din Djarin (both first names bc what was even that), before suffering another loss and learning how to move on.
Longer version: General Leia Organa is kicked out of the Senate due to a technicality. In a fit of frustration, she turns to Han only to learn that he finally decided to leave Leia since she doesn't appreciate everything he's done for her. Leia finds out that she's pregnant with Han's baby after he leaves and decides to keep the baby so she has something to do. She tries to uncover her birth parent's history before chasing after Luke when Grogu reaches out for someone to teach him. Leia offers Din Djarin and Cara Dune a ride to Nevarro where she recruits Din's help in finding her a place to raise her kid. With obligations to free Mandalore, he offers her a home there but forgets to account for him falling in love.
And I screamed for whatever it's worth: "I love you," ain't that the worst thing you ever heard? He looks up grinning like a devil
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HEATHERS AU BABY!
Yeah it's Tomione, but give me a break. Listen to Meant to be Yours and tell me that's not Tom Riddle? I could have done Dramione but tbh I just don't like the ship.
This has been infecting my brain so let's hear it for finally writing it out and (hopefully) finishing it in a timely manner. I was planning on doing each chapter as a song from the musical but after this first one, I decided that is going to be a no. I'll use chapter titles to put which songs the chapter is based on.
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Dean Winchester, formerly Mary Deanna Winchester, doesn't understand why bad things happen to him. Traumatized because of John Winchester, Dean fakes his death so he can escape John's wrath after Sam applies to Stanford. He takes the Impala and high-tails it out of there only to meet Charlie Bradbury. This story answers the age-long question of what happens when a lesbian and a bisexual walk into a bar.
Basically a retelling of Supernatural but I only reference the episodes because I don't hate myself enough to rewrite exact episodes. Just pretend each chapter or part is a season. I'll try putting it in the chapter names but no promises that I will remember. This will be done when it gets done. I forgot I have a job lmao
Edit 10/7/2022: look...I will finish this at some point so I'm putting this on hiatus for now. I am just a lil guy getting pummeled by life
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NASA by DontFightTheGay
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Aug 2019
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Post-Endgame. A somewhat Fix-It fic to make it so I can live with what happened.
Edit 10/7/2022: look...I will finish this at some point so I'm putting this on hiatus for now. I am just a lil guy getting pummeled by life even though I got over the writers block and outlined like four chapters of this. I'm (again) posting a brain worm fic rn that I want to finish before I lose momentum for it but I promise I did work on this in the year of our lord 2022. I might bring in some of the shows (or allude to them after) because I did enjoy them and love the idea of Florence Pugh just being here. But, yeah, not dead. Just dealing with other stuff.
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Three shots ring out.
Steve hears them before he feels them; a warm, wet pain burning in his torso, intolerably excruciating.
There’s a bundle of squawks and screams, outbursts of panic and anger, and it’s only when Hopper falls forwards to take Steve up into a slightly rough, protective hold, does he realize that two of those shots have lodged themselves in his own flesh and bone. (Realizes that he’d moved, instinctively, to shield El, despite never having spoken to her, who’d the gun had been so precisely pointed at, aimed for.)
Steve Harrington watches his own blood pool and trickle over a series of hands pressed against him, small and large, soft and rugged, and for a moment, wants to stay like this. He can’t.
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13 Oct 2025
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the most dangerous thing (is to love you) by Brokebeatle
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 May 2024
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“I know you care about what those little twerps think of you, and I can assure you they think way too highly of you,” Eddie says with a wink, and Steve gives a half-hearted smirk for just a moment. “But look… I know I can’t ask you to stop worrying about those kids, so how about this? You worry about them, and you let me—actually let me—worry about you.”
Steve pushes his hair back, and yet again, gravity instantly pulls it back down, since he’s looking at his feet. “…I don’t need anyone to worry about me.”
“Too fucking bad. Someone’s gotta do it, and it’s gonna be me.”
“Why?” Steve replies with a raspy laugh, shaking his head slowly.
“Why? Why.” Eddie crosses his arms tightly across his chest, knocking his foot into Steve’s again with a bit more strength. “Because we’re friends, dipshit.”
--In which Eddie's got a reason he's been planning on leaving Hawkins since long before the world almost ended. The only thing keeping him in town at this point? His promise to be friends with Steve Harrington. And Eddie doesn't break promises.
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- Part 1 of '86, baby!
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27 Sep 2025
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November 1983. Between unpaid bills, the supposedly straight jock he’s seeing, and letters from his convict dad, seventeen year old Eddie Munson’s got enough to worry about. But when Will Byers goes missing, it sparks a chain of events that will show there are more depths to Hawkins — and to certain people in it, like infamous Steve ‘The Hair’ Harrington — than he realizes.
/ or, the excessively long slow-burn in which Eddie is involved in the Upside Down from the very beginning.
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21 Sep 2025
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Nothing more confusing than dying on a mountainside of tuberculosis in 1899, only to wake up with a concussion and a husband in 2023.
It's fine, it'll work itself out.
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- Part 1 of I'll Follow You Into The Dark
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16 Sep 2025
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Takes him a while, but then Arthur says: “Think I might be Dutch’s dog.”
“Is that really so bad, though?” Charles muses. “The dog who comes when he’s called gets fed. Protected. Gets a loving hand on his head at the end of the day to reassure him he’s done well.”
“Reckon you’re a better owner than Dutch,” Arthur mutters.
The words fall from Charles before he can think better of them: “You make it easy.”
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13 Sep 2025