DoodleBones
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You and Stanford Pines have been divorced for nearly thirty-one years.
And boy, have you enjoyed it to the fullest.
He wasn’t the worst man out there, no doubt. From what you can remember, he was good to you for a while. He was certainly better than the other two-month-long flings you had in drunken despair while searching for what he'd given you all those years ago. The older you got, the less you searched for love, and more for fulfillment--and bird-watching. Did I mention you have a pension for bird-watching? You went back to school, became a teacher in California, and worked at the same middle-school for twenty-eight years. However, when your two favorite twin students and niece, Melody, peer-pressure you back up to Gravity Falls, it turns out that what you tried to end back in '81 might be back to haunt you. Along with a lot of other paranormal stuff.
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Ford Pines (And Perhaps Others) Drabble Collection by DoodleBones
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
25 May 2025
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A collection of finished/unfinished smut and limes (what an ancient word) that I wrote about this old goober because I can’t not write things with my pussy. Check here in case my current longfic doesn’t update.
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Ford doesn’t get his morning coffee for his 2-week insomnia run. He panics. You come home. He’s angry, because he burned himself trying to make coffee that morning because you weren’t there. His routine got ruined, and he lashes out at you because now his whole day is ruined. What a big fucking baby. You pour all of the coffee beans down the drain in defiance. He walks forward initially with the intent of retrieving the coffee beans, but then his body just. Moves on its own. And then he’s kissing you and running his lips over every patch of skin he can find and he really just wanted you home. He really missed you.
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Michael Jackson is no stranger to rumors, but when increasingly invasive articles begin dissecting his private life, even he starts to feel the weight of the headlines.
At the same time, Hollywood's favorite leading lady is growing tired of being reduced to pretty smiles and successful romance films while her dreams of becoming a serious actress remain firmly out of reach.
A carefully negotiated relationship offers a solution to both of their problems. For Michael, it provides a much-needed shift in public perception. For you, it opens doors that have always remained frustratingly out of reach. It's mutually beneficial, protected by a contract, and entirely for the cameras.
At least, that's what it's supposed to be.
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17 Aug 2026
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thriller + thrad by king_mila
Fandoms: Michael Jackson (Musician), Thriller - Michael Jackson (Music Video)
09 Sep 2026
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imagines of you and michael jackson during the thriller/thrad era
circa 1982-1986Series
- Part 2 of Michael Jackson Imagines
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18 May 2026
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bad by king_mila
Fandoms: Michael Jackson (Musician), Bad - Michael Jackson (Music Video)
19 Aug 2026
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imagines of you and michael jackson during bad era
circa 1987-1989Series
- Part 3 of Michael Jackson Imagines
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14 May 2026
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Episodic Escapades: Adding a Sex Scene with Stan to Every GF Episode by rockandrollheaven
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
05 Jul 2025
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Giving you a sex scene with Stan for every episode of the show! Each chapter is one episode, and I'll be going in order from season 1 to season 2. Expect a little bit of everything in here...long and short, vanilla and spicy, adorable and deplorable. Reader is AFAB and explicitly stated to be much younger than Stan (and your relationship is a secret to everyone).
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21 Jun 2025
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“So, okay—wait, so—thirty years.”
Ford lifts a brow over the rim of his coffee mug. You fear he’s swiftly regretting confiding in you; this is the third time you’ve doubled back today.
“So did you—I mean, had you ever, like…"
There’s a long pause in which you become painfully aware of who it is you’re speaking to and what it is you’re trying to solicit.
“Sorry, actually—um, forget it. Forget I started asking this.”
Ford absently flips a page in the pocket notebook he’s reviewing. “You want to know whether I had any… intimate encounters?”
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26 May 2025