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“Mind telling me what this is?” Hua Cheng asked.
Curious, Xie Lian brought a hand to it, and he traced the delicate filigree that ran along the edges of the box. Hua Cheng seemed to think that he knew what it was, but he really couldn’t recall. It wasn’t until his hand laid flat on the lid of the coffer that something suddenly clicked, and it brought a mortifying memory to the surface.
All the blood quickly drained from his face, and he clutched the lid tightly enough to whiten his knuckles, too.
“You already know what this is… don’t you?” he asked meekly.
“I do,” Hua Cheng confirmed. “But I’m curious to know where you found such a thing. Won’t you tell me?”
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Nestled within the box was that dreadful child-bearing pill that was almost gifted to Hua Cheng a while back.
Xie Lian suffers the consequences (or rather, reaps the rewards) of hanging on to one of Hua Cheng's birthday gifts.
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What Dreams May Come by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Feb 2022
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In the time between sacrificing himself to stop his estranged disciple’s qi deviation and waking up in his back-up body, Shen Yuan -formerly Shen Qingqiu- experiences a long series of dreams that make him confront quite a few things about himself that he’d been stubbornly ignoring.
Good thing they’re just dreams, right? Otherwise he’d never be able to look Luo Binghe in the eye ever again.
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Binghe froze under his hands as Shen Yuan brought him into the most gentle hug he could manage. “Still crying?” He asked, only just keeping the unsteadiness out of his voice. He was naked and this was a sex dream and Binghe was crying all over his dick.
He didn’t need his kinks spelled out for him quite this explicitly, thanks.
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Or: two horny idiots finally get out of their own way.
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Dancing in the Panic Room by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2024
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Later, Shen Qingqiu would not be able to say that maybe it was the wine that led to disaster. No, it was definitely the wine that led him to disaster, but usually people at least pretended like they didn’t know exactly why and how they fucked up. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t even do that, that was how obviously the wine was a bad idea.
Or: That one where Binghe finds out there’s a reason Shizun doesn’t drink.
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(S)CUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SATISFYING SYSTEM by elektrikbones
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2024
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Shen Qingqiu decides to train his body so Luo Binghe could fuck him properly. Unplanned, Luo Binghe shows up, ready to show his shizun just how grateful he is.
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Shen Qingqiu's big bad married life problems by receptacle
Fandoms: 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jan 2025
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Shen Qingqiu’s married life was going wonderfully, thank you. Luo Binghe’s cooking was as excellent as ever, and they also had a whole month just to themselves! Safely secluded, alone, free to do whatever they wished. A dream come true. Shen Qingqiu's life was idyllic.
So why, in all this perfection, wasn't Luo Binghe pestering him for sex?
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No One Ever Calls the Curse Breaker First by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Dec 2024
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It’d be nice if anyone other than Sect Leader would acknowledge that not only is Mu Qingfang great at keeping secrets and as the world’s most renowned doctor and cursebreaker it’s kind of insulting that people think he is somehow unaware that Luo Binghe has a spiritual core and a demon core and that Shen Qingqiu is in any way shape or form the little shit he grew up with. Well, they’ll learn the hard way because he’s going to force them to deal with whatever their communication issues are before it causes him more work.
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- Part 36 of Ace's Danmei Works
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11 Jan 2025
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Amelia knew something was wrong as soon as she read the casefile, but figured she would learn more during the hearing. She knew something was really wrong when he walked into the courtroom, and she heard what was said next. This just would not stand. Who knew that her world would turn upside down so quickly.
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- Part 7 of Harry Potter AU
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15 Dec 2024
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.
In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.
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13 Dec 2024
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Mutatum - altered, changed, modified, having been transformed.
1. Evitative - grammatically expressing the notion that something is avoided or feared
2. Redivider - something that divides or apportions again
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If Wen Qing had realized sooner that she wasn’t in the afterlife or hallucinating, but had actually traveled back in time, she’d have done things differently. There’d have been less murder, for one thing.
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Snapping The Banjo by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Oct 2023
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“A-Jie…” Jiang Cheng pushes.
“I broke my husband’s penis during sex.”
One quick in-out breath as Yanli raises her chin high, pivots sharply on her heel and marches back off towards the building.
Wei Ying opens his mouth.
Jiang Cheng slowly raises a hand to silence him, expression on his face as if he had been slapped with a wet fish.
Wei Ying and Lan Zhan's date night has gone wrong. Then, Jiang Yanli calls to ask her brothers for a ride to the hospital.
Jiang Yanli's date night has gone very wrong.
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Children’s hair sometimes changes color as you grow. When he’s young enough for it not to be unusual, but old enough to know he’ll get in trouble for doing something ‘freakish’ again, Harry's hair goes from his father's dark locks to his mother's bright, most-likely-magical red hair.
It changes everything about who he identifies with, who he wants to grow up to be, and who he thinks he is. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily turns out to be a much better influence.
So instead of seeing a scruffy, most-likely-muggleborn boy standing beside him in Madam Malkin's before their first year, Draco only has eyes for the scarlet-haired, green-eyed creature who just walked into his life. Not that Harry will ever notice, given he's trying to simply survive Hogwarts.Story Discord: https://discord.gg/8b7zt5PBHp
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When the Goblet of Fire spit out Harry's name that Halloween night, he was told to join the other champions. Instead, he turned around and walked away.
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Bookmarked by DrivingMeBonkas
01 Dec 2024
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After seeing his future and world in ruin, Danny decides to do what it takes to make sure it won't ever happen in this timeline. There are consequences to this decision.
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28 Nov 2024
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Contingency Files by jaytriesstuff
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
01 Apr 2023
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As much as Danny strived to only ever do good, he was no stranger to what could happen when he did evil. Mind control. Possession. Dan. No matter how hard Danny tried to be a hero, to do good, to protect, there was always a possibility that, at some point, he wouldn’t do those things. At some point, through some set of circumstances, Danny might do something bad, and he wanted to make sure he could be stopped. Why was it so hard for the rest of the Justice League to come to terms with the fact that someday, somehow, they might need to be stopped too?
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Changes in Perspective by Help- I trapped myself (Comaka)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
18 Apr 2024
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Soulmates swap bodies at the time of birth on the younger person's birthday. Jason thought he had missed his. Danny thought he was too dead to have one. They were both wrong.
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It isn't sex, It's the next best thing. by wifeplot (braineels)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2024
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Luo Binghe keeps sending Shen Yuan pictures of himself. It gets a little out of control.
It's not gay to critique your bro's dick pics, right? RIGHT??
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totallychatnoir: Radiant
totallychatnoir: Carefree
totallychatnoir: Dreamy
totallychatnoir: Adrien's Asset
marinettedesigned: Please stop.In which Chat Noir discovers Marinette is a fan of his derrière. She just doesn't know it yet.
(Told solely through Instagram screenshots.)
29th August 2025: Still plan to finish this when the stars align and I finally get my life together
(so... never?). Also hunting for a new fake texting app that looks as authentic as the now-retired Prankgram did. If you have any suggestions, hit me up! I’d rather not be that sad sap Instagram-messaging myself and then doing heavy, super time-consuming edits in the background just to keep the screenshots looking legit. I'll do it if I have to. I just don't want to, LOL. Work smarter; not harder, y'know? Anywho, thanks heaps for the support - can't believe this fic still gets so much attention 🤯Bookmarked by DrivingMeBonkas
23 Nov 2024
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The identity reveal plus Chloé's character development crackfic that I always wanted to write at 4 a.m.
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- Part 1 of The 'C' in Miraculous stands for CRACK
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23 Nov 2024
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Angela Foley had known Danny for years by the time the Nasty Burger took their family members. So there was no way Angela was going to sit back while he, newly orphaned, grieved in an old empty house all alone.