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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    Kankuro finding himself and realizing he deserves love, no matter who it is that he falls in love with (except it's set to his personal playlist.) Also lots of drabble about him living his life, arguing with Gaara, and being a normal dumb guy.
    Oh, and there's a coup.

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    "Kankuro finds he likes his room full of music and his bed empty. He’s had girls stay over before, and it’s been nothing but awkward. After a while, all he really wants them to do is leave. They tend to take the hint. It’s been a few years now, and Kankuro’s gained a reputation: he’s notorious for asking out every girl he sees. However, of some of the girls that have talked amongst themselves, they all come to the same conclusion: Kankuro is also well-known for never going all the way. He’s a challenge."

    Then he runs into Kiba.
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    [alternatively, the one where Kankuro realizes he's gay and has a little bit of a hard time with learning to be happy.]
    Set in the Always Cool Enough For a Drink universe.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    “I have time.”

    Tim does not, in fact, have time.

    But it’s Nightwing who is calling. What’s he going to do—say no? Preposterous. That's a crime in and of itself. Tim would rather swallow nails and kiss his mother goodnight than say no to Dick Grayson. “How can I help you, Nightwing?”

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    or, when tim is three people at the same time, jebaits the bats into joining their family twice, and might be accidentally running the city as an emergency hotline operator. not necessarily in that order.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    No one hurts Tim's little brother except him. The Bat brothers being brothers.

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Sebastian has never given two thoughts to the writer who lives on the beach. He probably hasn’t said more than five words to him the entire time the man has lived in Pelican Town.

    Elliott needs a muse. He’s sought a simple, impoverished life hoping to spark creativity. Now running out of his novel’s advance and time to get it to the publisher, he doesn’t know if he’s got what it takes to hack it.

    On a cold, rainy night in early spring, two lost souls accidentally touch. What happens next is something neither expected.

    Completed as of 10/22/21

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Alex hates Sebastian – which is great because Sebastian more than returns the favour – and what starts out as revenge fantasy turns into unironic lust, which evolves into unrequited love. Alex gets a job, Sebastian marries the farmer, and both of them lose almost everything before finding each other again. A story of two mutual bullies who learn how to messily grow up.

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    12 Sep 2025