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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    22 Oct 2026

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    For most games, Shane has a system. He takes his forfeits frequently enough, but not so often that anybody thinks about it. No captains, no rookies. Somber players who take the tradition seriously, don’t make a fuss; full lips, ideally, and enough experience to give a decent blow job. He always showers first and wears his walk-in suit. He tries to remember to offer a pillow because the tile is unforgiving on knees. Thanks, he says, at the end, when they’re both fully dressed again. Manners are still important. He likes to imagine that players whisper, Hollander, he’s not bad, he follows the rules, acts like a professional.

    But when it’s Boston, everybody knows that Hollander always picks Rozanov. And Rozanov always picks Hollander.

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    10 Oct 2026

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    “Hm,” Ilya says. He’s watching Shane’s dick get hard, impossible to hide in his slutty go-go dancer shorts. “You wanted to swim. You were going to pee in the lake?”

    “You fucking asshole,” Shane says, immediately beet red. Ilya thrills. “I knew you weren’t going to let that go.”

    “Nope,” Ilya says, delighted, popping the ‘p’ just to piss Shane off more.

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    Ilya has an idea.

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    04 Oct 2026

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    “Shanya,” Ilya says. He considers and discards his next few potential sentences. “Moya lyubov.”

    “Spit it out, Ilya,” Shane says, so Ilya does. 

    “The boys want us to fuck. They think sex ban has jinxed the team.” 

    Whatever Shane was expecting, it clearly wasn’t that.

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    The Centaurs are about to be swept in the first round. The team thinks they know why.

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    04 Oct 2026

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    In the three weeks between the 2017 Stanley Cup Finals and Shane's cottage, Ilya mutes a groupchat, comes to the shocking realization that his actions have consequences, and kind-of-sort-of comes out to the oldest man alive. Learning to be brave isn't linear.

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    04 Oct 2026