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    Falling through a strange portal, Wemmbu didn't expect to be transported to a whole different universe much like his own but not quite his, will he manage to find his way back or stay trapped in this dimension where everything and everyone is weird.

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    Parrot, Spoke and Flame have lost their Wemmbu in this universe and don't want to let the other Wemmbu go, even if it means forcefully keeping him here.


    EVERYTHING IS PLATONIC HERE.

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    16 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    When Spoke opens the wormhole he clearly hadnt anticipated for it to go this wrong. Instead of inviting in the new players as he'd intended, it causes the server to colapse and shove them through the first best opening it can find.

    That opening just so happens to be the rift currently growing on hermitcraft, despite the servers protections.

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    Aka I desperately need to put the lifestealers through hell and then give them responsible adults to take care of them and give them a break.

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    13 May 2026

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    Eggchan never wished to be a liability. If he put his brain to use, maybe if he just created… A cure for death, Wemmbu, Wemmbu would come back to him.

     
    Wemmbu wouldn’t have to go out and wonder if he would make it out of the next war.

     

    Egg wouldn’t have to worry about his best friend never coming back. Possibly getting banned for the server and leaving Eggchan stuck in the end for all of eternity.

     

    Wemmbu never saw Eggchan again.

     

    How will Wemmbu overcome his grief?

     

    FRAGMENTED AU

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    30 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    It had become quite clear on the server to not touch any of his troublemakers when he was around. Even though he made sure they all were fine, his kids still had struggles. Not with any other people but more with themselves and Minute will do anything he can to make sure they’re fine.

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    5 times MinuteTech help one of his kids with their hybrid side + one time they helped him.

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    24 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    MinuteTech had somehow adopted 5 kids. How? Don't ask him. Just know if you hurt any of them, he will make sure you pay for it.

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    5 times MinuteTech protected one of his troublemakers + one time they protected him.

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    24 Apr 2026