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Returning the Favour by bohemias_best_boarhunter
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Nov 2025
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Hans groaned again. “Good God.”
“Good morning, Hans,” Henry said with a self-satisfied smile.
Hans lay back; his eyes narrowed with sleep and a languid grin on his lips. “Oh, by all means, don’t let me stop you in your morning chores.” Hans flicked his wrist like an emperor dismissing a subject.
“Good, because I wasn’t done.”—
Henry wakes Hans up with a blow job to practice a new trick. He declines Hans' offer to return the favour, but quickly comes to regret this decision. Luckily, they have the whole afternoon to themselves.Bookmarked by ElfPervert
27 Dec 2025
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Naughty Knights KCD 2025 by AGildedTriptych
Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
27 Nov 2025
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A compilation of Hansry one shots based on the Naughty Knights November KCD prompts.
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Day One: Well Dressed
Day Two: Silver Tongue
Day Three: Escape Artist
Day Four: Wild Rider (and a little Leg Day)
Day Five: Next to Godliness
Day 666 (bonus): A Demon! :)
Day Seven: One Man Army
Day Eight: Heartseeker- Words:
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20 Dec 2025
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Quos amor verus tenuit tenebit by AGildedTriptych
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
30 Oct 2025
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Quos amor verus tenuit tenebit
✹ Those whom true love has held, it will go on holding ✹For Sir Hans Capon, life has already changed so much these past few months since meeting Henry. Now one simple adventure to deliver a letter to Trosky will surely have no broader consequences for this pair of lovers?
A series of vignettes set between the main events of KCD2 that asks the brave question of "What if they loved each other (and also banged) from the start?"
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- Part 2 of KCD but they bang every chapter
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20 Dec 2025
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Cras amet qui nunquam amavit; quique amavit, cras amet by AGildedTriptych
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Aug 2025
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Cras amet qui nunquam amavit; quique amavit, cras amet
✹ May he who has never loved before, love tomorrow;
And may he who has loved, love tomorrow as well ✹For Sir Hans Capon, the act of giving is arguably not a sin. But his curiosity gets the better of him and he asks Henry to try returning the deed.
The problem now is that the two of them are playing a different game entirely...
A series of vignettes set between the main events of KCD1 that asks the brave question of "What if they banged from the start?"
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- Part 1 of KCD but they bang every chapter
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19 Dec 2025
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KCD but they bang every chapter by AGildedTriptych
Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
22 Dec 2025
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A series of vignettes set between the main events of the KCD games that asks the brave question of "What if they banged from the start?"
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19 Dec 2025
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Naughty Knights Day One: Well Dressed by AGildedTriptych
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
03 Nov 2025
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One in finery, embroidered and bold, buttoned and decorated. A true nobleman.
The other in armour that glinted almost to a mirror shine, edged with golden embellishments, suited from head to toe. A true knight.
Hans and Henry only have eyes for the other.
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Hans and Henry find something more important to do during a formal ceremony.
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- Part 1 of Naughty Knights KCD 2025
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18 Dec 2025
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Henry lets the tent flap drop and turns to face him. “Do they know who I am?”
“Just an old friend.”
“Do they know I killed all of your other old friends because you asked me nicely?”
“No, Henry,” Gules says. “They don’t. And I’d like to keep it that way.”
With his lord in captivity and Istvan Toth's torture fresh in his memory, Henry finds himself running short on solace. A chance encounter on a rainy night allows him a reprieve from duty. As it happens, one sometimes hears the voice of God in unexpected places.
Set during the canon KCD 2 storyline; spoilers for the Via Argentum quest.
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- Part 3 of in toto corde meo
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16 Dec 2025
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In These Small Dark Places by rednightmare
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
22 Sep 2025
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Birdie of Pirkstein is nothing like a hare. He never thinks of dying; he has no need for dark, snug spaces; he flits in the sun and grins with his big teeth and rips his joy to bloody shreds.
Only a hare, of course, knows what it means to be ripped apart.
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A brief study of grief recovery and of two opposing shades of loneliness, as presented in Henry's loss anxiety and Hans's claustrophobia. Also, how to love as one when you love very differently. KCD1 & KCD2 vignettes, one shot.
Absolutely lovesick, like enough to hurl.
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13 Dec 2025
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Free use fic with a signal-based consent
Hans asks Henry to take him if he’s wearing a certain ring.
Five times Henry does, and one time Hans turns it back on him.Bookmarked by ElfPervert
13 Dec 2025
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It wasn't even a question, and it wasn't even said as much as it was growled by Henry while thrusting deep inside his lord, voicing whatever dirty thing came to his mind as he listened to Hans moan his heart out under him. Hans can't remember what Henry said exactly, but it was something about being so hungry for a cock that Henry was sure Hans would take several of them. He can't remember his answer either, but it was a desperate yes.
Hans mutters something about wanting to get fucked by multiple men, and Henry takes it seriously, because it's always serious when it's about his lord.
Or, it ain't called “Czech gloryhole” for nothing.
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12 Dec 2025
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The Giver and The Taker by cosmereghoul
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 May 2025
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Henry has words for Hans, but neither of them know they could be the last.
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12 Dec 2025
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Good blacksmith? Really? Henry almost laughed at the bow. "Yes, what can I do for you? It's getting late and," he paused. "The lady doesn't like when I work through supper."
A customer arrives at the forge one evening, but uh-oh, he can't afford to pay! Will Henry take pity on the poor customer and accept another form of payment?
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12 Dec 2025
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Birdhouse in your soul by Good_old_fashioned_lover_girl
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
16 Nov 2025
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Sir Hans Capon has grown into a lonely man. Sad, bitter, and far from the happy, mindless Lordling he used to be; having never found anyone to ever truly love him.
Until Rattay gets a new Captain of the Guards. Henry of Skalitz- quiet, hardened by years of endless battles; having never met anyone to love after losing his home.
They meet. And, throughout the months, they bring each other back to life again.
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11 Dec 2025
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“Good god, Henry, again already? Still feels like you sucked my soul out of my cock with your arsehole.”“Don‘t say it like that. I thought it was romantic,” Henry grinned, and wiped a bead of sweat off Hans’ brow with his thumb. In a display of infinite and glorious romance, he licked it.
“Thought you were about to pop, your face was so red, Sir Hans,” Henry snickered.
Hans threaded a gentle hand in the overgrown hairs on the back of Henry’s head, and wrung his neck, just a little.
“Someone fancies himself a minstrel, huh? I’m going to set Pebbles loose and make you walk back. Get in a good squeeze, because this is the last you'll be seeing of my backside.”
“A fine backside it was, my lord. I’ll miss it dearly.”
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Hans takes to planning an outing to woo Henry. To spectacular results.
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11 Dec 2025
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Henry slips through the dark woods as silently as a shadow. Earlier that night, he had slipped a secret ingredient into his Lord Capon's evening meal. Now, he comes to reap the rewards.
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Or, Henry drugs his lord and fucks him nasty style.
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11 Dec 2025
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I’d Rather Spend the Rest of Our Lives Doing Slightly More Cheerful Things by FluffConnosseiur
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Aug 2025
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Hans' feelings of guilt and self-hatred push Henry away, but his heart can't hold out against Henry for long.
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11 Dec 2025
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"Are you cold?" Henry asked.
Without armor, in hose and gambeson, he was still an imposing figure: tall and broad, hands stained with dirt and blood, jaw stubbornly stiff. His bare feet were a shock of white in the dirt. He held his helm with both hands, embracing the metal into his belly. His hair was damp with sweat. There was another string of bruises on his throat, shaped like two wide thumbs.
Hans looked away. The tunic around Henry's knee had darkened. Blood was trickling into the dirt.
Hans kills a man, prepares for a wedding, and tries to do at least one thing right.
(Or: five times Hans and Henry didn't share a bed, and one time they did.)
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10 Dec 2025
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"Where do you think you're going?" Hans demanded, irritable again.
"What, am I not allowed to sleep yet?" Henry snapped. "And what else does my lord require?"
"Cool your temper, Hal. Come." Hans patted the empty space beside him on the bed. "Or do you honestly prefer that cold straw bed?"
Henry hesitated, his heart beating faster. They'd shared beds before, when the tavern had only a cramped room, or when the forest floor was cold and they gripped each other for warmth.
But here? Hans was in no danger of being robbed or frostbitten… He really didn't have an excuse-
"Henry." Hans' voice was like a slap. "Divest yourself of that stinking armor and come here."
(Spoilers for KCD2 up through the Necessary Evil main quest)
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05 Dec 2025
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"You fluster me constantly," Hans murmured softly, "Fuck Henry, the way you look at me sometimes. I'm tried of pretending I don't see it. " Henry shivered as Hans nosed his way up his jawline, "Denying to myself what it does to me."
All of the blood in Henry's face went south, distressingly fast, and so did his knees when he realized that down was the only route of escape from between Hans' arms.
Henry is dragged by his lord on a midnight hunt in search of a legendary quarry.
It doesn't go well, and after being separated Henry finds Hans drinking from a mysterious phial he doesn't remember purchasing.
((An AU inspired by A Midsummer Night's Dream))
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05 Dec 2025
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Hans and Henry's hunting trip from the Devil's Den. But with less bandits, more well-timed thunderstorms, and more wine.
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“Fuck,” he eventually concluded his train of thoughts, rolling onto his back and closing his eyes. Thanks to the wine, the world felt as if it was swimming around him in the darkness.“I've almost died several times and I've never even fucked anyone I truly cared about.”
He raked a hand through his hair with a sigh.
“Shit, I've never even kissed anyone I truly cared about.”
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- Part 1 of A Series of Storms
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04 Dec 2025