Elonslayer
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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30 Apr 2025
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ushijima starts watching camboy "Satoshi"
other things happen
(proper summary coming soon; basically: shameless camboy au ft tendou as such)
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04 Oct 2024
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Anthony Crowley works too hard. The answer to his lonely, quite frankly, pathetic, existence might be a high-end escort who sells the fantasy of a relationship.
Aziraphale has just nudged his way past thirty. He’s facing burnout and wants to get out of the business, but the thrill of a new client might be just what he needs to get some of his passion back.
It seems like a convenient arrangement, until they both realise it's not enough and they want something real.- Language:
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02 Jan 2024
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[Podfic] 953 revolutions around the sun and other ordinary miracles by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Apr 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale are lovers; they're also adversaries. They have an arrangement, but neither of them can risk admitting what it means.
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09 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?
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06 Nov 2023