13 Bookmarks by Elonslayer
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
30 Apr 2025
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ushijima starts watching camboy "Satoshi"
other things happen
(proper summary coming soon; basically: shameless camboy au ft tendou as such)
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
04 Oct 2024
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Anthony Crowley works too hard. The answer to his lonely, quite frankly, pathetic, existence might be a high-end escort who sells the fantasy of a relationship.
Aziraphale has just nudged his way past thirty. He’s facing burnout and wants to get out of the business, but the thrill of a new client might be just what he needs to get some of his passion back.
It seems like a convenient arrangement, until they both realise it's not enough and they want something real.- Language:
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- 8/8
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02 Jan 2024
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[Podfic] 953 revolutions around the sun and other ordinary miracles by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Apr 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale are lovers; they're also adversaries. They have an arrangement, but neither of them can risk admitting what it means.
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- 8/8
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09 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
06 Nov 2023
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"It might be silly," Aziraphale began, glancing around the room in that nervous way of his. "But I'm very thankful you kissed me last year. I don't know if it was the alcohol or the season that made you so bold but it—that decision changed my life for the better and I'm so glad we ended up here."
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- Part 5 of [Podfic] Recovering
Bookmarked by Elonslayer
06 Nov 2023
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[Podfic] The Infernal Bodyguard by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), The Bodyguard (1992)
18 Sep 2021
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Alistair Zira Fell is a popular author. Loved by everyone he meets. Well, almost everyone. Someone is trying to hurt him, and right now, he needs a bodyguard.
Anthony J. Crowley is the best, although he doesn't work with celebrities. He has three rules. He never gets too close, never stays once the job is done, and Never Gets Involved.
But this isn't a thriller. This, is a love story.Series
- Part 1 of [Podfic] The Infernal Bodyguard
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- 26/26
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
31 Oct 2023
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[Multivoice-Podfic] Of Size and other Matters by Djapchan, Gorillazgal86, Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV)
18 Dec 2022
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When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
10 Oct 2023
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[Podfic] What We Make Of It (Shotgun Wedding) by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
26 Feb 2023
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The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.
And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.
And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.
But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.
Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...- Language:
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29 Sep 2023
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After a night sucking oysters with Aziraphale, Crowley just can’t sleep. Perhaps he should hang around in Rome a little longer... After all, tempting a certain angel is his job, isn’t it?
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
28 Sep 2023
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[Podfic] The Narrator (Lit Edition) by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Mar 2023
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Crowley didn't even realise the audiobook he was listening to was going to include any scenes involving intimate encounters. He certainly didn't realise that the narrator, who had the most perfect voice ever, would do accompanying sound effects during those scenes. Crowley can't even get through listening to it without becoming incredibly flustered, so how will he cope when he actually meets Aziraphale Fell in person and discovers everything else about him is just as attractive as his voice?
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Well. I could not not record this gem. And I had a LOT to say about audio book narration.
If you're looking for a regular podfic, this is not it. This is a bonus, 'Lit' edition of the podfic, interspersed with all those comments. And some reflection. And some opinions.
If that's not your jam, you can find the typical, clean podfic you are used to from me here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45490507.Series
- Part 2 of [Podfic] The Narrator
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25 Sep 2023
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[Podfic] Cock Tales by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jun 2023
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Crowley’s love life is on the rocks so he finally swears off men. Typical that his new job places him with a co-worker who's so straight up sexy.
Or in which, Aziraphale tries to mix things up, Crowley is shaken and Anathema is a right stirrer.
But could a relationship be worth a shot?Series
- Part 1 of [Podfic] Cock Tales
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
24 Sep 2023
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Music journalist A.Z. Fell has been given the biggest break of his career.
A chance encounter (alright, a casual blow job) has opened up an opportunity to interview elusive rock star Anthony J. Crowley at his Oxfordshire mansion.
What exactly is the secret hidden in Tadfield Abbey? And will Azi ever pin down Crowley long enough to get (railed again) his interview?Series
- Part 1 of [Podfic] Strong Enough for Love
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Bookmarked by Elonslayer
23 Sep 2023