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I'm Still Waiting On My Divorce Papers, You Know by cynide
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
22 Apr 2026
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Kim Dokja transmigrates as the ex-wife of a villain in a romance novel. The plot goes like this: the villain goes crazy and kills his wife. Years later, the main character cures him. They have a happy ever after.
Dokja is the wife. The villain kills him. He is the one set to die.
He doesn't want to die, so he decides to do everything he can to survive until the villain meets the main character, throws divorce papers at Dokja's face, and Dokja, obviously heartbroken, can safely exit with his large sum of alimony to the faraway lands.
The villain meets the main character. Dokja waits. The divorce papers never arrive.
If anything, even mentioning divorce seems to upset his contracted husband.
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25 Apr 2026
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Aub Alexandria's First Husband by StarClearWaters (Readoutloud)
Fandoms: 本好きの下剋上 - 香月美夜 | Honzuki no Gekokujou | Ascendance of a Bookworm Series - Kazuki Miya
10 May 2025
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Ferdinand wakes to find himself displaced, living a life he would have never even considered a possibility.
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20 May 2025
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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05 Nov 2023
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I Wish You Were My Husband by Feynite
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
21 Feb 2019
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AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).
Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.
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- Part 1 of SV Wishes
- Language:
- English
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- 110,407
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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18 Oct 2020
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Guys don't get raped.
Okay, so maybe they do, sometimes. But that's only when they're ganged up in an alley way and shoved against a wall and get some other guy's dick in their ass without permission. It's forceful and bloody and masculine. At least, that's how the media sells it.
But this isn't rape.
When a girl buys you drinks and takes you home and crawls on top of you--well, that's every guy's wet dream.
When she's grinding down onto you and her hands are holding yours to her breasts and she's whispering filthy, filthy things into your ear, that's not rape.
That's not rape no matter how many times you say no.
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by ElopeToTheSea
06 Aug 2020
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Literally my favourite fic of like, ever. I read it this way back when, but i still find myself re-reading time and time again. I'm downloading it (again) and saving it to my computer, so i never lose it.
How many times have i read it? About three times per year since 2016...
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“Sorry, I, uh. Laundry day caught up to me before I could catch up with it. I saw this shirt left in the washer a few days ago, and—“ Wei Ying blinks up at Lan Zhan through dark eyelashes that he wants to kiss, maybe, and gives him an uncharacteristically hesitant smile. “Do you mind?”
I mind the fact that we are not married, Lan Zhan thinks.
Wei Ying keeps borrowing Lan Zhan’s clothes. It is only mildly driving him insane.
- Language:
- English
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- 6,233
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- 1/1
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- 11
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30 Jul 2020
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He Was Made For Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds by Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2019
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Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?
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- Part 1 of Into the Binghe Verse
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- English
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- 12/12
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05 May 2020
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are the two top detectives of the Gusu PD's ninety-ninth precinct.
It really is a shame they can't stand each other.
(Or so Detective Wei thinks).
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07 Apr 2020
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Your Highness! Something has happened! Pei Ming’s voice rings loud with an underlying energy of fretting.
Xie Lian’s blood freezes as he thinks for a split second about all the bad, bad things that might’ve happened. What would be bad enough for Pei Ming to act as he does?
Xie Lian tries not to delay on his reply. What happened? Is someone hurt or endangered?
Pei Ming clearly sighs, General Nan Yang and General Fu Yao… apparently have lost their memories.
Oh no, not again.
Bookmarked by ElopeToTheSea
05 Apr 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
I’ve re-read this so many times. Never fails to give me much needed happiness
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Just You, Just Me (Just Us, Just We) by wincechesters
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2020
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When his brother had sent him the appointment confirmation, Lan Wangji had assumed it had been for Lan Xichen’s oft-praised and highly recommended acupuncturist.
It is not, he soon found out—standing inside the lobby of a studio lit by soft, warm light and faced with a beautiful man in well-worn, rumpled clothing and with a lopsided bun on top of his head, wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket and wearing no shoes at all—an acupuncturist.
“Cuddle therapy,” Lan Wangji says, his voice drawn carefully flat over the overwhelming panic welling up inside his belly. He had not thought his brother so cruel. This must be some sort of horrible mistake.
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In which Wei Wuxian cuddles people for money, Lan Xichen takes matters into his own hands, and Lan Wangji is doomed.- Language:
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- 2/2
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05 Apr 2020
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A Flower in Bloom (or Wei Wuxian Crashes a Party) by parasolghost
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 Mar 2019
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If everyone really thought that Wei Wuxian was going to wait around during the New Year for Lan Wangji to come home when there was an entire party happening at Carp Tower, they had another thing coming.
All he needed was a good disguise.
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- English
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- 30,185
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 332
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04 Apr 2020
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a scream of "ER-GEGE" jolted lan xichen straight out of sleep and out of bed.
he called his sword to him, thinking someone was in danger... but the cries sounded familiar and strange in tone, sending cold, creeping chills down his back. like a dreaded realization.
and then lan xichen thought:Oh. Oh noooo. Oh no no no.
(but this is not a story about him)
- Language:
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- 2/2
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31 Mar 2020
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“I can't even imagine what kind of person Lan Wangji fell in love with,” Wei Wuxian admitted.
He felt his stomach being tied in knots, and it almost felt painful and definitely unpleasant, just trying to imagine the person that probably had Lan Wangji on his knees.
Or the story where Wei Wuxian was a bully and Lan Wangji was patiently waiting.
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31 Mar 2020
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your heartbeat, across the grass by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Feb 2020
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To his unbridled horror, Wei Wuxian sees his face up on the giant screen in real time for the entire stadium to see. Still laughing as his face takes a moment to catch up with the sheer mortification he’s feeling, A-Yuan perched on his shoulders as the Lan Wangji cape drapes over them.
There’s also commentary.
“—scenes from the stands here, this dad and his son making for an adorable twosome all decked out in support for local hero Lan Wangji—”
“—Speaking of, our man seems to have taken a little tumble—”
Wei Wuxian finds Lan Wangji on the field. The ball is nowhere near him but he seems to have fallen inexplicably backwards, sitting on the grass as he looks up at the giant screen.
Right up at the footage of him.
(AU where A-Yuan is professional footballer Lan Wangji's biggest fan, and his babysitter Wei Wuxian wants nothing more than to forget his days as the photographer of their school football team, calling out to the captain from the stands just so he'd look around at him.)
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- English
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- 1/1
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16 Mar 2020
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Hunger and Satiation by Midshipsman
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2020
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Wei Wuxian moans, his voice rough in his throat. His head is hanging backwards on his neck, sweat dripping from his forehead to land amid wild locks of black hair, the strands themselves forming an enticing pool on the sheets. His mouth is slack, lips glistening with spittle, swollen and red; his eyes are open, but stare blankly upward at the ropes vanishing into the white plaster of the high ceiling.
Read the tags.
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06 Mar 2020
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one good thing by Yuu_chi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Dec 2019
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Wei Wuxian has been haunting his childhood home for three years. He's perfected the fine art of scaring away all the tenants, and has grown used to living with the dying flowers in the garden as his only company.
When Lan Wangji buys the house, Wei Wuxian fully intends to drive him off too. Except Lan Wangji is beautiful, and interesting, and captivating company - even if he supposedly doesn't know Wei Wuxian exists.
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- Part 1 of heart, home, spirit & soul
- Language:
- English
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- 26,608
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- 1/1
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- 24
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- 937
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- 20,125
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04 Mar 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
I am in literal tears from that ending it’s so pure
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03 Mar 2020
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The Book of Love by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2019
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Hua Cheng is glad he doesn't have a heartbeat. "Ah, I see now," he teases. "Gege just wants to snuggle with me, I understand, ahaha."
Hua Cheng is joking, but Xie Lian is conspicuously silent. Hua Cheng ducks closer to look at his face. His expression of embarrassment is so cute, his eyebrows high curves over wide evasive eyes. Again the urge to kiss him. Again resistance. Hua Cheng clears his throat. "Ah… I was right??"
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Xie Lian catches a cold.
- Language:
- English
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- 6,692
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- 1/1
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- 230
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- 10,334
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- 98,939
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02 Mar 2020
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker by pengiesama
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2019
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Every night, Xie Lian visits the Ghost City to tutor its king. Every morning, Xie Lian leaves; still single and unsmooched.
Luckily, Shi Qing Xuan is a professional(?) matchmaker, and is here to HELP OUT.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,892
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 436
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- 7,661
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- 1,592
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02 Mar 2020
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It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.
“Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”
“It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.
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- Part 1 of The Simplest Way Forward
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,968
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 3,733
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Bookmarked by ElopeToTheSea
21 Feb 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
I will cry forever bcs this Fic is just too perfect