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    Shane
    Last chance. Take your tank top back.

    Lily
    no, it's a fucking gift
    keep it

    Shane
    Fine.
    I'll show you what I do with gifts from alphas like you.

    Lily
    what the hell is that supposed to mean???
    hollander
    fuck

    Shane doesn't get injured after Tampa, and Ilya breaks up with him to save both their hearts. (Un?)Fortunately for Ilya, Shane isn't letting him go without a fight.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    “This might have been a bad idea.”
    “You think so?”
    “Hollander’s pissed.” Marlow said, stating the obvious.
    “No he’s not.” Ilya answered easily. “He’s just nervous.”
    “About what?”

    “About asking if he can watch you fuck me.”

     

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    Ilya and Marlow have been hooking up for years - though it was never personal (until it was too late).

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    16 Apr 2026

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    “We could…be friends, maybe.” Shane’s voice was small, hesitant on almost every sound.

    “Wha–” Ilya’s reply was less of a word and more of a stupid, confused noise like he’d been punched. That probably would’ve caught him less off guard than what Shane actually said.

    “Y’know, text about the hockey gossip? You call, I answer? Friends.”

    Something terrifyingly bright exploded into Ilya’s chest. Something dangerous, that felt like maybe it could keep him warm through the summer in Russia, through the chill that permeated his childhood home no matter how warm it was outside.

    “And also we like to suck each other’s dicks,” he quipped, trying to deflect.

    “Fuck off, Rozanov.”

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    Drunk and young and stupid, Shane and Ilya choose to be honest - just a little bit. To lean into each other, instead of apart. What happens if they choose to be a little bit brave on a Vegas rooftop in 2010, and keep choosing it?

     

    ***NAME CHANGE!! Previously: Maybes and Should Haves***

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “Holy shit,” Santos says. “There’s a baby priest in triage.”

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    Dennis Whitaker, in his last year of seminary, is delighted to be assigned to a rectory in Pittsburgh, and to the hospital chaplaincy that comes along with it. Finally, he's out into the world, where he can be of real use.

    Slightly less welcome is Doctor Robinavitch, the senior attending of the ER, who seems to resent Whitaker's presence to the point of deliberate avoidance, even though the man is coming apart at the seams and could clearly use a friendly ear. Still, Whitaker is certain he'll find a way to make the most of the last twelve months before he's ordained.

    It's just that lately he's started to have the strangest dreams.

    Or: Dennis Whitaker and Michael Robinavitch's lovestruck, sacrilegious year of magical thinking.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “Скатертью дорога.”
    Good Riddance.
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    Shane Hollander was content with his life. Sure, the only people he talked to on a regular basis were his high school students. Maybe he could have better friends. And maybe, just maybe, he was a little desperate for love and affection.
    That doesn’t mean that some Russian serial killer can declare himself Shane’s boyfriend and take up residence on his couch like a street worn stray dog.
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    Ilya Rozanov was content with his life. Fucking hot people and killing monsters up and down America. He’d always thought it just be one thing to the next, fighting the numbness with flames and rage. He didn’t know he was capable of falling in love, but the freckles in front of him proved him wrong.
    Now he only had to domesticate his hissy stray kitten.
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    05 Apr 2026