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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Uh…Joe?” Booker looks over to him too, then kicks his foot. “Joe?”

    “...I am going to marry that man.” Joe says, with heavy conviction and solemness.

    A love story told through the viewfinder of social media. A story about love, music and finding the other half of your heart across the world, through the Internet.

    Or:
    A Eurovision fic, told through snippets of online media. Joe competes for the Netherlands. Nicky competes for Italy. Joe goes viral simping over Nicky. Romance ensues.

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    17 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    “You know, I keep wondering what happened in that week when my Nile met all of you.”

    Nile takes a deep breath. “Dad, I told you, I don’t think they want everyone to kn—”

    Nicky scoffs from the kitchen, and Quynh smiles sweetly. "What do you want to know, Carl?"

    "Well, if you're offering, how about everything?"

    Booker hands Nile a glass of wine.

    The team meets for Christmas dinner, steals some life saving documents, takes down Steven Merrick for corruption, frames a man for his own murder, and recounts the story to Nile's dad.

    Not necessarily in that order.

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    09 Aug 2025

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    Finally, nearing the bottom of the notifications, Joe spots a new commenter. He gets a handful of new followers most days, but they usually either lurk or have been commenting for ages already. This guy isn’t a new follower, and Joe hasn’t seen him comment before. A quick glance at his profile shows that he is following Joe, and has been for a while - he likes almost everything Joe posts. He’s never said anything before, though.

    This guy, @dj_nova, has commented, Excuse me, is that a quote from Inferno? below Joe’s deadlift video.

    “Yes!” Joe cries out, sitting up in bed.

    OR: The one where Instagram fitness and lifestyle thirst trap Joe Al-Kaysani has a problem in that he becomes incredibly tongue-tied around a very cute barista at his favorite café even though he really wants to discuss medieval poetry with him.

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    09 Aug 2025

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    09 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    Dear Nile Freeman Corporal Peacock,

    You are cordially invited to a murderous evening dinner party at Merrick Manor this Saturday. Please take care not to reveal your true identity.

    Yours faithfully, James Copley Steven Merrick

    P.S.: Relax. You are being blackmailed.

    Clue(do) AU: Six strangers find themselves blackmailed to attend a dinner party at a remote manor in the English countryside. But are these people really strangers? And what will happen when nothing goes to plan and they find themselves with a body on their hands - a dead body?

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    09 Aug 2025