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    And thus began the very strange circumstance of their fake dating in public and real fucking in absolute secret. It was, with no comparison, the weirdest relationship Draco had ever been in – which was to say, it wasn't one.

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    It’s the smell of it. Chemical. Bitter and sharp as a raw edge on metal. Just a hint of it as she passes him at breakfast — but enough to stop her dead, mid-step.

    There is Wolfsbane in his tea.

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    This story started as a series of drabbles, ficlets, and could-have-been-canon scenes beginning in June of 1995 wherein Fred and Hermione slowly become more than friendly acquaintances. Similarly, this fic itself has gradually morphed into much more than that, and certainly more than I had ever intended it to be.

    It’s now 250k+ words of my explaining by example all of the ways that these two could - SHOULD - have been canon, and what that might have looked like if it ran alongside the events of the original books (or most of them, anyway).

    That said, this story is significantly darker than canon, and it touches on some of the trauma that was previously brushed over, as well as injecting some where it makes sense to have occurred. There’s plenty of humor and joy, but there’s also a lot of pain that, within the context of the story, has good reason to be felt.

    Regarding the Underage tag, the characters are ages sixteen and eighteen at the first occurrence. If this upsets your sensibilities, this is not the story for you. Especially triggering content will be called out in chapter notes.

    *TAGS AND CHARACTERS/PAIRINGS WILL BE CONTINUALLY UPDATED AS NEEDED UNTIL THIS IS COMPLETE*

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    When Eddie Munson becomes a feast for demo-bats, he figures this is probably the worst thing that can happen to him.

    Or maybe it’s dragging himself through that hellish dimension, up through the ceiling on a rope of bed-sheets he swore he cut, all while it feels like his guts are spilling out.

    He's wrong.

    The worst thing that could happen is that even though he beats the odds, leaking blood and stumbling his way to the Wheeler's, he’s greeted with the barrel of Nancy’s gun and her ice-cold suspicion about his appearance. Like he’s a ghost or an imposter. Like they’re not expecting him.

    Only Steve seems to trust Eddie.

    Steve, who looks a little worse for wear than the last time Eddie saw him, who explains that they weren’t looking for him because they were sure he was dead.

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    Hermione becomes an Animagus just in time for the start of her 8th year. Surprise. She's a cat. While roaming Hogwarts, she comes across a very distressed Draco Malfoy. Against her better judgement, she decides to comfort him.

    It turns out Draco is a cat person.

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    “Granger came to find me in the library today.”
    She stopped purring.
    He kept stroking her absently. “She said she forgives me. I don’t know how or why, but she does,” He sighed deeply. “I believe her. Maybe you’ll meet her one day. She has a lot of wild hair and she’s a swotty, annoying sort–”
    WELL.
    “But she’s good. She’s good, and brilliant. Pretty too. She’s always been all of that, even when she had rather large teeth.”
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    “Don’t worry, love. Not as pretty as you.”

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