5 Works by FictionalMenace
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Akaashi: Bokuto-san, please put your phone down. It is 11:15 PM. You are using all caps and I can literally hear your phone vibrating from three streets away.
Komi: LMAOOO NOT AGAIN 💀 what did he do now
Sarukui: did he lock himself out of his room in his underwear again
Bokuto: NO THAT WAS ONE TIME SHUT UP
Bokuto: KUROO TEXTED ME !!!
Bokuto: he said some bot just declared him and kenma legally married 😭
Bokuto: [Link: MatchRadar_AI]
Bokuto: it scans your texts and gives you a score !!! we have to try it right now !!!Series
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Oikawa Tooru’s genius plan to rule a prestigious Tokyo university completely implodes when his ultimate high school rival, Ushijima Wakatoshi, ends up as his teammate and roommate. What starts as a petty, neon-pink tape border war in Room 402 slowly devolves into actual romance until Ushijima drops a terrifyingly earnest confession, causing Oikawa to panic, lash out, and trigger a month of agonizingly angsty silence.
Once Oikawa finally swallows his pride and admits he's deeply in love with the giant, he enforces a top-secret classified operation to hide the relationship. Too bad keeping a secret is highly inefficient when Ushijima has the lying skills of a brick wall, and Oikawa’s high school friends relentlessly tease him at an izakaya until he accidentally screams, "I AM DATING USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI!" at the top of his lungs and runs away.
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Lev: [Link: MatchRadar_AI]
Lev: it scans your text history and tells you your exact compatibility scoreYaku: It’s a scam link, Lev. You’re gonna get a virus.
Lev: no it actually works !! i scanned our direct messages 😭
Lev: [Image attached: 0.1% Compatibility — Highly Toxic. Warning: One of you sends way too many dumb texts. The other only responds with threats of violence.]Series
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"Look at them go," Tendou whispered loudly, cupping his mouth. "The tension is so thick! 'Toss it again, Shirabu-kun! No, Semi-san, your advice is garbage!' Ah, they're basically a married couple!"
Kawanishi snorted, shaking his head. "Honestly, their idea of flirting is just psychological warfare. If they don't kill each other by the end of the year, it'll be a miracle. Every conversation sounds like a death threat."
Goshiki was staring at the two setters with wide, anxious eyes, gripping a ball against his stomach. "Um... Tendou-san? Are you sure they aren't going to actually fight? Semi-san looks really mad, and Shirabu-san looks like he wants to commit a crime. All I see is my senpais trying desperately not to murder each other."
aka Shirabu hates Semi.
Semi has been in love with Shirabu.
Everyone knows except Shirabu.
oh and a oblivious Goshikiaka Shirabu has a volleyball problem, a family problem, and apparently a Semi problem.
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Love, Volleyball, and Other Things Bokuto Hits Into a Wall by FictionalMenace
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
26 Sep 2026
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The Fukurodani Academy volleyball club is currently trapped in a tragic, endless cycle of teenage density.
To the rest of the team, it is painfully obvious: Bokuto looks like a puppy every time Akaashi hands him a towel, and Akaashi treats Bokuto like he personally invented the sport of volleyball. Yet, somehow, neither of them realizes they are practically married.Armed with a crumpled notebook, sports binoculars, and zero collective wisdom, Konoha enlists the entire squad to stage a series of increasingly frantic interventions. From locker room type-interrogations to a haunted house disaster, the team tries everything to force a realization. Little do they know, the oblivious energy is contagious, and two separate realizations are about to collide under the Tokyo stars.
aka Where Konoha stages intervention for his captain and vice captain who are oblivious to their feelings and accidentally finds himself a boyfriend.