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Akaashi: Bokuto-san, please put your phone down. It is 11:15 PM. You are using all caps and I can literally hear your phone vibrating from three streets away.
Komi: LMAOOO NOT AGAIN 💀 what did he do now
Sarukui: did he lock himself out of his room in his underwear again
Bokuto: NO THAT WAS ONE TIME SHUT UP
Bokuto: KUROO TEXTED ME !!!
Bokuto: he said some bot just declared him and kenma legally married 😭
Bokuto: [Link: MatchRadar_AI]
Bokuto: it scans your texts and gives you a score !!! we have to try it right now !!!Series
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Oikawa Tooru’s genius plan to rule a prestigious Tokyo university completely implodes when his ultimate high school rival, Ushijima Wakatoshi, ends up as his teammate and roommate. What starts as a petty, neon-pink tape border war in Room 402 slowly devolves into actual romance until Ushijima drops a terrifyingly earnest confession, causing Oikawa to panic, lash out, and trigger a month of agonizingly angsty silence.
Once Oikawa finally swallows his pride and admits he's deeply in love with the giant, he enforces a top-secret classified operation to hide the relationship. Too bad keeping a secret is highly inefficient when Ushijima has the lying skills of a brick wall, and Oikawa’s high school friends relentlessly tease him at an izakaya until he accidentally screams, "I AM DATING USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI!" at the top of his lungs and runs away.
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Lev: [Link: MatchRadar_AI]
Lev: it scans your text history and tells you your exact compatibility scoreYaku: It’s a scam link, Lev. You’re gonna get a virus.
Lev: no it actually works !! i scanned our direct messages 😭
Lev: [Image attached: 0.1% Compatibility — Highly Toxic. Warning: One of you sends way too many dumb texts. The other only responds with threats of violence.]Series
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"Look at them go," Tendou whispered loudly, cupping his mouth. "The tension is so thick! 'Toss it again, Shirabu-kun! No, Semi-san, your advice is garbage!' Ah, they're basically a married couple!"
Kawanishi snorted, shaking his head. "Honestly, their idea of flirting is just psychological warfare. If they don't kill each other by the end of the year, it'll be a miracle. Every conversation sounds like a death threat."
Goshiki was staring at the two setters with wide, anxious eyes, gripping a ball against his stomach. "Um... Tendou-san? Are you sure they aren't going to actually fight? Semi-san looks really mad, and Shirabu-san looks like he wants to commit a crime. All I see is my senpais trying desperately not to murder each other."
aka Shirabu hates Semi.
Semi has been in love with Shirabu.
Everyone knows except Shirabu.
oh and a oblivious Goshikiaka Shirabu has a volleyball problem, a family problem, and apparently a Semi problem.
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Love, Volleyball, and Other Things Bokuto Hits Into a Wall by FictionalMenace
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
26 Sep 2026
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The Fukurodani Academy volleyball club is currently trapped in a tragic, endless cycle of teenage density.
To the rest of the team, it is painfully obvious: Bokuto looks like a puppy every time Akaashi hands him a towel, and Akaashi treats Bokuto like he personally invented the sport of volleyball. Yet, somehow, neither of them realizes they are practically married.Armed with a crumpled notebook, sports binoculars, and zero collective wisdom, Konoha enlists the entire squad to stage a series of increasingly frantic interventions. From locker room type-interrogations to a haunted house disaster, the team tries everything to force a realization. Little do they know, the oblivious energy is contagious, and two separate realizations are about to collide under the Tokyo stars.
aka Where Konoha stages intervention for his captain and vice captain who are oblivious to their feelings and accidentally finds himself a boyfriend.
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Relentlessly, time keeps passing…
Older now, adults Semi and Shirabu bump into each other in Sendai. With lives of their own, everything is different now. That usually makes things worse, but sometimes it just takes one person who truly knows you to get you back on the right path.
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“So, are you going to tell me how you accidentally burned yourself with a hair straightener?” Sugawara asked, trying to hide the smugness and obvious mocking on his voice but totally failing which earned another groan from Semi.
“It just happened, that’s the end of it.” He spoke shortly, trying to keep this topic short and simply. Their conversation ended right there, as Eita stepped away to go into his own classroom, leaving the grey haired to go to his own class. But Eita could tell his friend didn’t quite believe him; which was honestly fair because burning marks don’t usually turn purple.. Nor are they common to happen right under this jaw. He didn't have hair that long. "
or:: a short fic with the best moments between Semi and Shirabu who thought were slick but are just stupid. And oh, Sugawara and Taichi are done with them.
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ode to all the opportunities we wasted by sfwmisspell (misspell) for sundayguns
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
27 Dec 2025
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There are three things Semi Eita regrets so far in his life. First, how he stopped playing the violin at twelve. Second, the one time he fought with Ushijima Wakatoshi so hard, Tendou Satori needed to drag him away after the first punch. Third, never kissing Shirabu Kenjirou when he had the chance.
Who knew it would only take the Indonesian sun to fix that one?
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“Hey, Shirabu. You know that cement ball over there?”
“Yeah? And?”
“I dare you to kick it”
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Taichi is a bit of an ass but ok
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- Part 1 of list of semishira donts
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On the bright side, he was never really alone since Eita would visit often, usually bringing groceries or food. It slowly went from Shirabu’s apartment to Shirabu and Eita’s apartment.
On the downside… Eita’s visits were spontaneous. He would disappear for a week then come back like nothing ever happened and vice versa. There was no set schedule. He would just appear and disappear sometimes.
Some of these times being extremely inconvenient.
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5 times semi appears in shirabus apartment and 1 time it wasnt him
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- Part 4 of list of semishira donts