FinelyDressedSpacemen
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- Inception (2010) (33)
- X-Men (Movieverse) (15)
- Deadpool (Movieverse) (15)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (2)
- Batman (Movies - Nolan) (2)
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The Real Thing by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2025
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“What?” Wade shrugs, excessively. “What is that?”
Logan shrugs again. “Whatever.”
“Whatever? I suggest some cliche, fake relationship trope bullshit and you say Whatever?”
“Whatever,” he repeats, a little dangerously. “I said what I said.”
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Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
30 Aug 2025
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Maybe it’s wrong, thinking of a real person he almost kind of knows while he’s reaching beneath the hem of his satin panties and he’s cranking one out in front of a chat room full of strangers.
Wade doesn’t care. Claws1973 is handling the troublemakers like he always does, and Wade is pretending Hot Neighbor Dad is watching him while Wade writhes over the comforter and thinks of that stupid, tufted hair.
He gasps. “Don’t forget to come back tomorrow,” he pants. “Same Pool time, same Pool channel.”
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Wheel, Snipe, Celly by FinelyDressedSpacemen for BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
19 May 2025
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Wade joined the local beer league team for something to do. He never expected to fall in love, and definitely not with the best defenseman in Halifax Wolverine history.
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The Best of Both Worlds by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
08 May 2025
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They hadn’t found it yet: the big, hidden difference between their worlds.
Welp.
“I’ve got a pussy, just like you,” says Logan. “You’re making me regret this conversation.”
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The Best Part of Waking Up by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2024
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Wade reaches out to take Logan’s rucksack. Logan feels like a dick about it, but he hands it over. Wade’s eyes meet his, bright, but tired. “I missed you, Peanut.” He hikes the bag up higher on his shoulder. “Waited up all night for you.” Something in Logan’s chest shudders.
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i laugh like me again by Enchanted_Librarian, Str4b3rryb1tch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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Wade is resolutely NOT looking at him when he answers, “I found some place to go for every dog except her. I can’t just leave her outside, look at her.”
Logan sighs and takes a puff of his cigarette before speaking, “Where are we going to put her?”
“I told you he wasn’t gonna go for it, dumbass.”
“Can it, granma-” Wade starts on Al, so Logan plants a swift kick near Wade’s ass, “Ow.”
Or the one where Logan can't help feeling like he's just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Series
- Part 1 of just to sit outside your door
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06 Sep 2025
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Unearth by ricochetdean
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Sep 2024
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Unearth
/ən-ˈərth/ verb: discover (something hidden, lost, or kept secret) by investigation or searching.Because what this was, whatever the fuck it was— clumsy, awkward, unfamiliar— was more than Logan had been allowed to have in months, years, fucking ages. Wade had dragged him from the natural and the agonizing into something just as terrifying.
Normalcy.
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25 Jul 2025
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Rules by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jun 2025
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There were rules to this sort of thing.
Unspoken, but universally accepted rules.
Rules that they kept. Fucking. Breaking.
And the problem with breaking rules was that once you started, it was difficult to stop, especially when you didn’t face any immediate consequences. Almost like maybe the rules didn’t matter to begin with. Like maybe it was okay, just this once, and then when it was okay - when it turned out nothing bad happened whatsoever - then maybe it was okay a second time. And a third. Maybe that specific rule didn’t actually apply to you at all.
And maybe the next one didn’t either.
The rules were as follows:
#1. No kissing
#2. No cuddling
#3. No feelings
#4. No jealousy
#5. No promisesEasy enough to follow.
Until they weren’t.
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A story told in two parts, 1974 and 2025, of how Logan Howlett is terrible at not falling in love with Wade Wilson and vice versa.Bookmarked by FinelyDressedSpacemen
20 Jul 2025
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Tonight is the night. Vanessa is once again single, and Wade continues to be ready to mingle.
Except this week's game night, she brings over the new guy she's been seeing. A hulking, meaty, steroid of a human being with way too many abs and an obnoxiously chiselled jaw, who calls Blind Al "ma'am" and generally hates Wade the second he lays eyes on him. And just like that, the jealousy is back and threatens to eat Wade alive.
Jealousy over Vanessa, of course. Because it is definitely, absolutely about Vanessa.
And that feeling in the pit of his stomach whenever he sees Logan can obviously only be hatred.
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17 Jul 2025
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cough syrup by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Death by fucking orgasm?
Wade couldn’t actually think of a better way to go out–
“Death?” Logan scoffed, almost laughing, lips curled into a tight, incredulous smile, “What if you can’t die? Pretty sure my healing factor could keep me alive.”
Hank sighed. It was one of those exhausted, disappointed doctor sighs that had Wade’s hand moving to his chest, prepared for shock and horror. And Hank, for his part, did not disappoint.
“Well, unfortunately for you Logan, whatever they gave you was laced with a mutation-suppressant strong enough to keep your healing factor dysfunctional for at least another twenty-four hours. Which means–”
Shit to the third power.
“You’re fucked.”
(In which Logan is dosed with a fuck-and-die poison and Wade, bless his soul, prevents a deadly orgasm.)
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14 Jul 2025