oORiddleOo (FountainPenguin)
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- Total Drama (Cartoon) (41)
- Fairly OddParents (3)
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"Tyler," DJ whispered, "you're on."
"What? Oh. Yeah." He swallowed. His gaze flicked to the ceiling and stayed there for a moment before he squeezed his eyelids shut. Was he thinking of a certain cheerful blonde, like Beth was when she saw him twitch? "Sierra Noel Brooks," Tyler began, hovering over each word, "My name is Tyler Horatio Thompson, and I want to marry you."
A few muffled giggles sprang up around the crowd, and from Chris where he stood near DJ. Tyler spared them a glance of anxiety clashing with terror, and everyone shut their mouths. His fingers shook. His arms shook. His entire body shook.
He didn't look like he wanted to be here at all.
Tyler Thompson always was a gullible one, and he believes in a lot of things, like books turning into vampires under your pillow and outlets feeling sad. But one thing he's NEVER believed is that he makes mistakes, especially when it comes to his wedding day.
(Written June 2016)
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- Part 41 of 🏕️ Riddle's Drama [2013-2016]
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I stood by the hall's entrance, braced myself against the arch, and took a moment to marvel at the way Courtney's peacock skirts flashed in the glow of the turtle tank. You know… she really was lovely. Sure, she had her unorthodox methods of venting rage, but deep inside she only meant well, really. Maybe one day I could find myself attracted to more than just the smattering of freckles across her nose, eh?
Then I turned and slammed my forehead against the nearest tank. A crab slammed its claw back and scuttled away between the rocks. "Stoopid freak," I muttered, but soft enough that my words didn't carry above the music. My palm slid down the glass. Sure, and then what- Courtney would fall in love with me too? Somehow, I didn't think she'd say yes if I ever knelt at her feet with a wedding ring. Well, yes to me, anyway. She'd probably keep the diamond.
The story where Courtney takes feral Zeke to prom... Wait, what?
(Written June - September 2015)
Series
- Part 40 of 🏕️ Riddle's Drama [2013-2016]
- Part 59 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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50 Words of Chet and Lorenzo by oORiddleOo (FountainPenguin)
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
07 Aug 2025
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51. Pen Pals - Uh, more like SUPER BEST STEP-BROTHERS FOREVER AND EVER who bother each other literally every second they're not on the phone with someone else, excuse you.
(Written January 2016)
Series
- Part 39 of 🏕️ Riddle's Drama [2013-2016]
- Part 8 of 💬 1-Word Whispers
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She swept her gaze up and down. Then she took a step away. "And it would appear as though you are perfectly okay with that. You're literally okay with that. You legitimately feel comfortable with my being in your house despite what happened on the island."
"Well…" Leonard weighed that statement in his mind for a moment while he withdrew a jar of crunchy peanut butter and some jelly from its shelf under the counter. "What are you expecting of me, honestly? I'm used to picking up various travelers for my party, and you have a skillset that I greatly desire. A consolidation of our respective forces seems like it would be much to the advantage of both of us."
Still on the run following the end of Pahkitew Island and her subsequent disownment by her family (That's a word, isn't it?), Scarlett swallows her pride and swings by Leonard's place to bunk for a night or two.
Yeah, she probably should have braced herself to be greeted by the overenthusiastic delusional wizard child and his equally hyperactive family.
(Written September 2015)
Series
- Part 38 of 🏕️ Riddle's Drama [2013-2016]
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Peppermint and Peanut Butter by oORiddleOo (FountainPenguin)
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
24 Jul 2025
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"I have the mosquito gun that I constructed from the bug zapper yesterday, along with the evil watering can with its growth formula and a blaster ray I've pieced together using scraps I found under the fridge."
"Excellent," I said, with approximately zero milligrams of confidence in its ability to work. "We strike tonight, just before dinner. That way, the others won't gobble up our food supply; we should have enough to last us all the way back to the mainland. Once Ella's gone, her 'friends' might not do our grocery shopping for us."
Max stuck his lower lip out in a pout. "And I requested peppermint to be delivered tomorrow."
"Max, when we get back to the mainland, I'll buy you a garbage bin's worth of peppermint."
After a day and a half pinned on a houseboat with the other eliminated Pahkitew Island competitors, Scarlett is nearing the end of her figurative rope. If she doesn't get something evil done soon, she may just have to chop off her own hair. Well... not really. Let's not be so drastic now. She could settle for flinging a few particular chatterboxes overboard.
(Written June 2016)
Series
- Part 37 of 🏕️ Riddle's Drama [2013-2016]