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custodial by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 May 2023
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custodial definition: relating to or having parental responsibility, especially as allocated as part of a divorce.
“I can take her,” Geralt says, and it’s all Jaskier can do not to slap him across the face.
“You don’t know her,” he says at once. “You don’t know her, and she doesn’t know you. I’m not letting her go with a stranger.” He meets the witcher’s gaze directly and dares him to persist.
Wisely, Geralt doesn’t.
(Ciri finds Jaskier first and Geralt only comes along later)
(Jaskier is not handling co-parenting well)
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- 4/4
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06 Mar 2025
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the dandelion’s rhapsody by andthentheybow
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Feb 2022
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According to Geralt, when things go to shit, Jaskier is always there- so it makes sense that he’s in the city when Cintra falls. What makes less sense is what comes after.
This is not an elegy. This is an epic.
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- English
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- 9,395
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- 1/1
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- 210
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28 Feb 2025
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Glamour Trick by C_The_Cat_Lady
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 May 2023
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Yennefer watched in horror as Jaskier's eyes rolled into his head and he fell.
“Jaskier!” Geralt yelled, already moving.
The sorceress felt her chaos reacting, even before her brain did. She enveloped the man's body with her magic. Surrounded by a violet glow, the bard's motionless body was now floating in mid air.
Focused on not loosing her grip on him, she had completely forgotten the floating stones, which clattered on the ground as they fell all together. The Witchers were thankfully all fast enough to avoid them.
Yen slowly lowered Jaskier into Geralt's arms, still outstretched trying to catch him.
The white haired Witcher easily caught him, holding him against his chest.
“Jaskier!” He shook him slightly, without getting a response.
The sorceress was on Geralt's side in an instant, grabbing the bard’s head with her hands. She had barely touched him when the younger man's appearance started to change.
Dark purple circles appeared under Jaskier's eyes, his face turned scrawny. His right hand, which laid limb, was red and there were blisters and blood. His body suddenly was much more lighter in the Witcher's arms.- Language:
- English
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- 34,249
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- 7/7
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27 Feb 2025
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Guardian/Parental Gojo Satoru by Nyxter04
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
18 Dec 2025
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14 Feb 2025
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“I’m not a prostitute,” The man sitting in the small plastic chair opposite Junho’s work desk repeated.
Junho glanced up from the arrest form he was filling out on his computer and studied him. Seong Gihun, age forty-three, resident of Ssangmun-dong. The system showed his only living relative to be his elderly mother. There were numerous citations on file for money issues mostly, but no prostitution. Oh, and today was his birthday.
“Officer,” the man said, wringing his hands like an old woman and rocking in his seat, “I swear.”
Junho took his fingers off the keyboard and crossed them over his desk. “Ajusshi, I have you on video without your pants in a popular love hotel.”
Alternative Universe where no one gets hurt.
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- Part 1 of Squid Game AU
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- English
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- 24,458
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by Function_Zero
27 Jan 2025
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Set in an alternative universe were In-ho is a police detective and Gi-hun is a coffee shop worker.
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- English
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- 57,108
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- 24/24
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Bookmarked by Function_Zero
21 Jan 2025
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He wants, wants, wants.
Gi-hun swallows the want. Ignores the longing. Squeezes a little tighter on Young-il’s shoulder to check if he’s real.
“You can’t be here,” Gi-hun says, rough, hushed enough for the bystanders to not catch. They probably still do, the silence in the dormitory deafening.
“You weren’t supposed to be here,” Young-il says in return, leaning his head on the wall. He sighs and closes his eyes briefly. “You weren’t supposed to find out like this.”
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Or, a retelling of season two, except Gi-hun meets and falls for a man called Young-il during the search party of episode one. They meet again in the games.
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- English
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by Function_Zero
20 Jan 2025
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Gasping and gurgling and choking on his own blood, In-ho's eyes remain fixated on Gi-hun and Jun-ho.
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- Part 2 of Exit Wound
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12 Jan 2025
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29 Jul 2024
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Slytherin!Harry AU // Mentor!Snape // Canon Compliant Until I Can No Longer Control The Narrative
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Bookmarked by Function_Zero
29 Jul 2024
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"Wounds on the back are a swordsman's greatest shame."
Mihawk blinks, confused. "Why are you bringing this up?"
Shanks's mouth drops open, and his jaw works a bit before he wordlessly tips his head toward Mihawk's back, covered in bandages from the bullet wounds, and oh. Huh.
"Oh," Mihawk says out loud. "Huh." He didn't even realize.
"Those will definitely scar, baby," Shanks says sorrowfully. "I'm sorry."
"I'm not," Mihawk immediately counters, and finds it to be absolutely, one hundred percent true. When Shanks looks surprised, he clarifies, "These aren't wounds I received running from a fight, like some coward. Uta's safe. How could I ever be anything but proud of these scars when they prove I protected our daughter?"
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- Part 2 of where the wind takes us
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26 Jul 2024
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Wolf Berry: The Hogwarts Hexad and WHO Escaped Azkaban Now by nxrthmizu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jun 2025
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An escaped prisoner, soul-sucking guards and a defense professor with a dark secret— what better way is there to start off the Hexad's third year but with a bang?
Within the walls of Hogwarts, many secrets and pasts are unravelling, old flames relit and old wounds opened. Among all of this, the Hexad must learn who to trust— and who not to.
After all, a rat is standing in their midst.
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- Part 3 of THE HOGWARTS HEXAD
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- 80,026
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- 25/32
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Bookmarked by Function_Zero
20 Jul 2024
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(Previously Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Got-Adopted)
Join Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Ronald Weasley & Neville Longbottom as they hash through their years at Hogwarts, facing all challenges thrown at them head-first. Also join Severus Snape, tired dad (tm) as he wrangles the six children he never asked for (but will run after anyway). Follow along for a blend of intricate friendships, sheer chaos, the occasional sweet, heart-warming moments, absolute crack, and chunkfuls of deep lore with the class of Hogwarts '98!
(Severitus, except Severus is the reluctant father of SIX CHILDREN)
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16 Jul 2024
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you don’t want my Dark Gift (but you own my heart) by juurensha for nununununu
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2024
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“Don’t be such a grump, Mihawk,” Shanks teases, poking at him with his foot. “Live a little—even if you’re undead, I know you can have fun!”
“Your daughter has been captured by a demon, your son and mine are both trapped in her illusion, and my daughter is holed up somewhere on the island under siege, I wonder why I might not be much fun at the moment,” Mihawk says scathingly.
or a vampire Mihawk has to seek out his ex, Seer Shanks, in order to save their children. In the process, Mihawk will be forced to confront the question that broke them apart: can they have a future together if Shanks remains mortal and is never turned into a vampire?
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- English
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- 12,052
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- 1/1
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- 235
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01 Jul 2024
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you know that it's real by thishasbeencary
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Jan 2020
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Aizawa Shouta wasn’t going to love his soulmate for the sake of them being his soulmate. He wasn’t going to let the massive flower tattooed on his side dictate who he was “meant to be with.”
Yagi Toshinori was the most frustrating man that Shouta had had the opportunity to get to know, and that said a lot considering how close he was to Yamada Hizashi. So why did he start looking at him so strangely after the attack on the USJ? And insist that they form a friendship?
And why did Shouta find himself not minding all that much? Toshinori starts to grow on him, to the point of even… liking him.
Aizawa Shouta wasn’t going to fall in love with his soulmate for the sake of them being his soulmate. That didn’t mean it wouldn’t accidentally happen along the way.
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- Part 2 of bnha soulmate aus
- Part 3 of all my soulmate aus!!!
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- English
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- 13,415
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1
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- 125
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- 765
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14 Apr 2024
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a modern ecstasy by hellstrider
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 May 2023
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It’ll be exactly five years this September.
‘Look at me and tell me to my fucking face that you don’t want me. That you don’t - that you don’t love me.’
“I’m very honored to be here!” the blond effigy at the head of the table booms. His smile is immovable. Shota hates it. He’s always fucking hated it.
Because it’s an illusion. A perfect fucking illusion.
Just like we were, Shota thinks bitterly. Isn’t that right, hero?
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- Part 1 of die with a smile
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12 Apr 2024
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stuck in my ways (and i hate that i’m used to it) by jurassicqueer (kukurosaki)
Fandom: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
29 Jun 2023
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Miles reminds Miguel of his daughter, and it’s enough to swing the balance of the multiverse in his favor.
Featuring team as family, parental Miguel, and an AU mix of ATSV and 2099 comics.
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- 9
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- 553
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10 Apr 2024
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If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!
Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.
..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.
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- Part 1 of dating alastor 101: a step by step guide
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- English
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- 31,782
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 820
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- 9,743
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- 1,512
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15 Mar 2024
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Something a younger Jack Morrison never fathomed when he first signed on for the job of Overwatch Commander, was the sheer volume of death threats he would come to receive each week. But for fifteen years, nothing truly got close to ending his life. And fifteen years was enough to desensitize anyone to the possibility of meeting a sudden and violent end, until it was something you no longer saw coming.
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26 Feb 2024
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RadioApple/Duckie Deer
Alastor, Lucifer, and the deal they made together to save Charlie and protect Hell.
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Bookmarked by Function_Zero
25 Feb 2024