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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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- English
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- 356,700
- Chapters:
- 99/99
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- 8,174
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- 27,821
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07 Dec 2022
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Mystery Work
Part of Hidden Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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07 Dec 2022
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Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) by MayMarlow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2016
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Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.
Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.
What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.
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- English
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- 111
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- 945
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07 Dec 2022
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For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
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- English
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- 138,205
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- 11/11
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- 1,712
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07 Dec 2022
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he's a killer queen, sunflower, guillotine by hoye
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2022
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He has to be the weirdest Hufflepuff Harry’s ever seen.
Scratch that, he’s the weirdest Hufflepuff Hogwarts has ever seen.(One thing everyone could agree on: NEVER call Edward Elric short.)
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- English
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- 218,412
- Chapters:
- 28/?
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- 96
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- 4,197
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07 Dec 2022
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After fifty years, the trial records of a special prisoner are unsealed and the details and motives of the most well known magical murder are revealed.
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- English
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- 4,704
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- 1/1
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- 429
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06 Dec 2022
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Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.
Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of The Problem Universe
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- English
- Words:
- 184,441
- Chapters:
- 162/162
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- 27
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- 7,635
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06 Dec 2022
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Harry's far too hot. Draco's always cold. And somehow against all odds, together they create a perfect equilibrium.
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- English
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- 5,025
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- 2/2
- Comments:
- 655
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06 Dec 2022
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Wear Me Like A Locket Around Your Throat by VivyPotter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2019
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“This is Mr Riddle, one of our Slytherin prefects. I’m sure he’ll make you feel right at home. Mr Riddle, this is Harrison Peters. He’s just been sorted into Slytherin and will be joining you in sixth year,” Dumbledore announced jovially, though Tom could see that sliver of constant suspicion in his gaze that had never quite faded.
“Harry,” the boy hurried to correct. “Just Harry.”
And then he stuck his hand out. How… plebeian, Tom noticed with delight. Walburga would probably faint.- Language:
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- 29/?
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- 3,647
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06 Dec 2022
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Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”
“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—
“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter works
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- English
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- 17,363
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06 Dec 2022
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
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- English
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- 30/?
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- 125
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- 7,604
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- 940,537
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06 Dec 2022
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Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn’t a clue.
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- English
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- 12,357
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- 1/1
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- 14
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- 187
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10 Nov 2022
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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- English
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- 98,052
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- 12/12
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- 25
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- 1,472
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10 Nov 2022
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what do you mean they aren't all american college kids making questionable life choices in canon
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28 Oct 2022