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    Clark and Bruce have been on the smooth track of an Idiots to Lovers slow burn for years.

    Until Lex Luthor catches Superman in heat.

    Now everything's different for everyone. Clark doesn't know what he's going to do about the pregnancy, he doesn't want Lex's pup, but he also feels obligated to keep it as a duty to his dying race. Bruce is grappling with feelings he didn't even realize he had for his best friend, and his own pups have no shortage of opinions on what Bruce should do about it. Meanwhile, Lex is still reeling from the discovery that the alien menace is an omega (or the alien equivalent of).

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    20 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    When Bruce’s silence gestured for him to go on, Clark chuckled slightly, fiddling with the sleeve of his shirt. “You know what I mean. Everyone had a grungy era of their childhood. Mine was just a little more . . . intense than others. I was more rebellious than troublesome, honestly.”

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    Clark gets de-aged to seventeen a.k.a when he had his punk rock phase, and everyone is forced to bare witness

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    30 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    When Batman saves an Alien from Luthor, he doesn't expect to fall in love with him. For Kal, Bruce is everything he could have dreamed of. In a world where everything is a secret, having someone by your side is the best superpower of all.

    _Note, you do not need to have read Absolute Superman to understand this fic!

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    02 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    Clark groans, covering his face with both hands. “I- there was- I got evicted from my apartment.”

    “I’m sorry,” Bruce says after a pregnant perturbed pause. “I think I misheard you say that Superman, as in the flying, bulletproof, solar-powered alien savior of mankind, got evicted from his apartment.”

    “They don’t know I’m Superman!” Clark protests immediately, dropping his hands. “That’s the whole— No, that’s not the point.”

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    Clark gets evicted from his apartment. Somehow, that's where it all starts.

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    09 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Strange changes in Clark turns out to be another version of Kryptonian Puberty and he needs help. It's a good thing Batman always has eyes on Superman...

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    'Clark pokes at his pie some more, playing with his food as a stalling tactic.
    “I’ve reached the third stage of Kryptonian maturity. I didn’t even realize I passed the second stage since it seemed like normal teenager’s puberty– I thought I was just a late bloomer before the Fortress was around to reveal my sex.” Clark explains.
    Bruce processes this, thinking of the previous information he had gathered from the Fortress Of Solitude.
    The Third Stage of Kryptonian Maturity?
    “You’re… fertile?”
    Clark buries his head in his hands, dropping his spoon with a loud clatter.'

    (Repost after it was taken down accidentally, every chapter besides the prologue will be over 1.5K words, please read chapter notes to know more about Clark's genital situation and better understand the fic as a whole)

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    05 Jan 2026