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    Nominal by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    21 Nov 2016

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    Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.

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    25 Mar 2023

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    excel spreadsheet on why brucr is sad

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    It's the Fluorescents by

    Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types  

    19 May 2022

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    To Bruce's chagrin, his children are convinced he's a vampire.

    *Using "The Batman (2022)" Bruce Wayne. for fun

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    24 Mar 2023

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    GRAB YOUR BLOOD BAGS AND FANGS! WERE HAVING A CRACKFEST OVER AT THE WAYNE'S!

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    Blood is thicker than water by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)  

    20 Jun 2022

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    "Janet..."

    "So you came back from your travel to Asia."

    "You don't seem happy."

    "Well, if you had stayed there another year, I could have taken over the company."

    "I'm sorry to slow down your husband's rise in society."

    "Oh, don't worry. You've accustomed me to disappointments."

    There was a long pause, then Bruce said, "I heard you had a baby while I was gone."

    Janet's voice went cold, "Timothy doesn't concern you."

    "I'm his uncle. "

    "Timothy has no other relatives," and she hung up.

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    Janet Drake is Bruce's older sister and Batman finds a way to kidnap his nephew. Accidentaly.

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    24 Mar 2023

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    hehe. tim being rescued byu 9n this universe his uncle bruce. pretty dam great

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    birds and brothers and other assorted synonyms by , ,

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types

    08 Dec 2022

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    A Reverse Robin AU in which Damian is a tired older brother, Duke is a ray of sunshine, and Dick is a baby talon.

    (Each of us has their own slightly different spin on things, so timelines may not add up perfectly.)

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    24 Mar 2023

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    crack-ish. amazing, beasutifyl series wherwe all the bat children are reversed in age order, as in, damian is the eldest and dick is youngest, and jus boom. very fluff, very amazing.

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    What are your intentions with him? by

    Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    14 May 2022

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    "What are your intentions with Bruce?"

    Clark nearly choked on his tea. He imagined the newspaper headlines Superman killed by tea and inappropriate questions from nine-year-olds.

    He coughed into his fist, trying to have a modicum of demeanor, while blue eyes stared at him waiting for his response.

    Dick Greyson was only nine years old, but Clark would have preferred to face an army of robots of Lex Luthor rather than be given the speech by a child.

    A child fiercely protective of his guardian, and with every reason to be.

    Clark glanced desperately at the cave entrance, hoping that Alfred or Bruce would save him.

    Unfortunately, they were nowhere to be seen, and he was abandoned to his fate.

     

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    Where Dick and Jason are very protective of their weird dad, and Clark wasn't ready for their shovel talk. Why did nobody warn him that children could be so terrifying?

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    23 Mar 2023

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    AMAZING spectgaular never the same....
    Basically battison and children + superbat, (IE) over protective birds giving the only other flying creature the shovel talk