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Don't ask why Batman is sad unless you're willing to give him the time to consult his spreadsheet.
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- Part 44 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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- English
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- 2,829
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- 2/2
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25 Mar 2023
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excel spreadsheet on why brucr is sad
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It's the Fluorescents by Supreme_OverGnome
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
19 May 2022
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To Bruce's chagrin, his children are convinced he's a vampire.
*Using "The Batman (2022)" Bruce Wayne. for fun
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- Part 1 of girl help I keep writing a happy Batfam
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,483
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 10
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- 118
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- 5,690
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Bookmarked by GayChristmas
24 Mar 2023
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GRAB YOUR BLOOD BAGS AND FANGS! WERE HAVING A CRACKFEST OVER AT THE WAYNE'S!
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Blood is thicker than water by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
20 Jun 2022
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"Janet..."
"So you came back from your travel to Asia."
"You don't seem happy."
"Well, if you had stayed there another year, I could have taken over the company."
"I'm sorry to slow down your husband's rise in society."
"Oh, don't worry. You've accustomed me to disappointments."
There was a long pause, then Bruce said, "I heard you had a baby while I was gone."
Janet's voice went cold, "Timothy doesn't concern you."
"I'm his uncle. "
"Timothy has no other relatives," and she hung up.
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Janet Drake is Bruce's older sister and Batman finds a way to kidnap his nephew. Accidentaly.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,537
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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- 78
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- 3,253
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- 424
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Bookmarked by GayChristmas
24 Mar 2023
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hehe. tim being rescued byu 9n this universe his uncle bruce. pretty dam great
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birds and brothers and other assorted synonyms by Ao3time, hoebiwan, quandaries_and_contradictions
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
08 Dec 2022
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A Reverse Robin AU in which Damian is a tired older brother, Duke is a ray of sunshine, and Dick is a baby talon.
(Each of us has their own slightly different spin on things, so timelines may not add up perfectly.)
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- 8
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- 1,420
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
24 Mar 2023
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crack-ish. amazing, beasutifyl series wherwe all the bat children are reversed in age order, as in, damian is the eldest and dick is youngest, and jus boom. very fluff, very amazing.
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What are your intentions with him? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 May 2022
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"What are your intentions with Bruce?"
Clark nearly choked on his tea. He imagined the newspaper headlines Superman killed by tea and inappropriate questions from nine-year-olds.
He coughed into his fist, trying to have a modicum of demeanor, while blue eyes stared at him waiting for his response.
Dick Greyson was only nine years old, but Clark would have preferred to face an army of robots of Lex Luthor rather than be given the speech by a child.
A child fiercely protective of his guardian, and with every reason to be.
Clark glanced desperately at the cave entrance, hoping that Alfred or Bruce would save him.
Unfortunately, they were nowhere to be seen, and he was abandoned to his fate.
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Where Dick and Jason are very protective of their weird dad, and Clark wasn't ready for their shovel talk. Why did nobody warn him that children could be so terrifying?
- Language:
- English
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- 1,532
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 3
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- 206
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- 8,836
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Bookmarked by GayChristmas
23 Mar 2023
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AMAZING spectgaular never the same....
Basically battison and children + superbat, (IE) over protective birds giving the only other flying creature the shovel talk -
Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
AKA
Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.- Language:
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22 Mar 2023
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i... CANNOT. no. too goood. gosh i need a licfe
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 153,881
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 2
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- 6,576
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- 59,394
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22 Feb 2023
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ng the what the geart ouch ouchuie ouchhhhhhhh
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They Also Serve... by DaisyNinjaGirl for Thimblerig
Fandoms: Amazing Spider-Man (2012), The Avengers (2012)
06 Sep 2012
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It wasn’t obvious to Peter at first, but there came a time as he moved through the night city that he realised he was noticed. Known.
- Language:
- English
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- 490
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 157
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- 5,986
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Bookmarked by GayChristmas
15 Feb 2023
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its so dam good. just. the new york/spiderman that should be.
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Waynes? More like Wayne-kers by hitthedeck
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types
08 Jun 2022
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All Waynes are crazy. No exceptions.
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- 11,272
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- 2,097
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
10 Feb 2023
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crack in a bottle with the label of the waynes. absolutely amazing. very funny. check if more than five stories
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(A City Full of) Helping Hands by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Mar 2015
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Spider-Man is infected with a possibly fatal illness after saving the city. While receiving help, Peter panics, knowing they'll try and take off his mask, and runs away.
New York bands together to try and find their missing hero.
Dozens of New Yorkers took to the streets today in what is being called a Spider Hunt, a male news reporter said, hands professionally poised in front of him. After last night’s events, whereby Spider-Man was gravelly injured by someone calling himself the Plague Doctor, the city was swept with concern for the masked hero. As a result, many people have taken it upon themselves to search for the missing hero—
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- Part 1 of Support System
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,529
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 164
- Kudos:
- 11,733
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- 1,896
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- 121,710
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
07 Feb 2023
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the author is responsible for SO MUCH GOOD SHIT IN THE SPIDEY ITS PREPOSTERUS THE FUCK. THE LANDMARKSJWEAEF
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Bleed the Water Red by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Oct 2015
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Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.
“Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”
“Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”
- Language:
- English
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- 4,818
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 59
- Comments:
- 321
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- 37,169
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- 6,057
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04 Feb 2023
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heheheHAHAHAHAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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all the men and women merely players by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
15 Sep 2022
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Tim first noticed Them when he was three years old.
It was his very first time on stage, after all, so he could be excused from not noticing Them before.
But he played his part. He followed his script, all while looking straight at the camera.
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Tim knows he's just a character in a comic book. He wishes They treated him as human.
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- Part 32 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,306
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 28
- Comments:
- 154
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- 3,995
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03 Feb 2023
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the one where i laugh maniacly at myself and cry uin the looming feeling of doom
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Always Glad You Came by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four
23 Apr 2016
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Spider-Man is a relatively new, controversial vigilante, and Johnny has a crush the size of the Empire Building. The Four - operating under the assumption that Spidey is an adult - do not approve.
“I just happen to think Spider-Man's cool,” Johnny says, matter-of-factly. “A hero can think another hero is cool without making it weird. I admire his aloofness. And his badass-ness.”
“His aloofness,” Ben repeats, chuckling into his mug of beer. It’s roughly the size of Johnny’s head. “Yeah, sure, I bet that’s all your admire, right?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,290
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 79
- Comments:
- 440
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- 31,225
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- 6,852
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- 273,149
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
29 Jan 2023
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very fun. the one where the fantastic four arent aware that peter is a teen, and when johnny gets a crush and starts to go for him, and peter reciprocates, the rest of the fpour freak the f out of freak.
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Minimum Height Requirement by Drag0nst0rm
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
07 Dec 2017
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Somewhere in the multiverse, there's a universe where letting his children dress up in capes and follow him into vigilantism seems like a good idea.
Bruce is determined that it isn't going to be this one . . . Despite his children's repeated attempts to convince him otherwise.
(Or: "When you're eighteen, you can do what you want. Until then, no capes.")
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- Part 1 of Childish Things
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,463
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 1,900
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- 17,656
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- 5,350
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- 293,736
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
27 Jan 2023
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good dad ruce and minimum ages for bat children
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Peter does Not Have Cancer, I Promise by the_fandoms_have_risen
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
- Words:
- 54,309
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 648
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
26 Jan 2023
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amazing, phenomenal. Peter accidentally makes everyone think he has cancer, then everyone realizes hes spiderma n and the beautiful misunderstaningdhfisercisdichilsghcisndicbuiosCLbsdgcasdncvfbcadvceb. JEEZUS CHRIST MY EYES HAVE BEEN HORRBLKY BKLESSED
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More Things Than Are Dreamt Of by 1electricpirate
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Sep 2012
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 1In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.
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- 3,546
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26 Jan 2023
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Amazing. magic!john and sherlock just being bamboozled till he finally gets there.
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Timothy Drake is a civilian, a normal boy. Kind of. He's normal in that he keeps secrets and has some hobbies. Those secrets and hobbies, though, are a little unique...and completely, 100% revolve around the crime-fighting family of Gotham.
A good friend of the Waynes, Tim finds himself dodging his heroes' attempts to reveal their identities to him in a misguided attempt to keep the status quo. No one seems to want to let it rest, unfortunately for Timothy Drake.
*inspired by a post on Tumblr, linked in notes*- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,635
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 154
- Kudos:
- 14,229
- Bookmarks:
- 2,486
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- 87,075
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
04 Jan 2023
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dewibvdfyzsYVCI basdi chaos with civilian!Tim Drake, where he avids the bats tbasically being bad at kkeping themselves a secret
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The Internet Is Not Just For Porn by cyerus
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2011
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John is Sherlock's internet boyfriend - from CANADA.
No one thinks he's real.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,911
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,263
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- 59,467
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- 10,602
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- 521,467
Bookmarked by GayChristmas
01 Jan 2023
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amazing, vry funny, for when you need a the spark of fun and life in your existence
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not only plan but also believe by poisedwalrus
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Iron Fist (TV), Iron Man (Movies), Jessica Jones (TV), Luke Cage (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Defenders (Marvel TV), The Punisher (TV 2017)
23 Sep 2019
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No one believes that the power of friendship can save the world anymore. That’s okay. Peter will show ‘em. He has the power of movies, musicals, and musical movies on his side.
- Words:
- 91,292
- Works:
- 8
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- 1,606
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seeping through by ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
“So do I actually.” Banjo said.
“Me too.”
“Me too.”
The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
Everyone looked at Hikage.
“Oh I never had shellfish.”
“How.”
“Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
“Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
“Oh right, I forgot about that.”
Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-”“Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”
(Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)