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Disappointing Bingley is something like kicking a puppy or exsanguinating a virgin, which Darcy is pretty sure he would never do. Like, fairly sure.
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- Part 3 of Once Upon a Hand Touch
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23 Apr 2021
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The busy city is the complete opposite of Ben's charming hometown of Cringleville, and that's just the way he likes it. But when he returns at Christmas for the first time in years, he'll find some fresh faces. Like the new owner of Cane's Tree Farm...
A Hallmark-inspired fic with a few twists.
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21 Apr 2021
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Children and Other Wild Animals by Virginia_Tradescant
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Apr 2021
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“Solo, think about it from my perspective. You want to be director of a field office one day, right? What would you do? Put a green agent with insufficient clearance on protection duty for a high value target? All because a more senior and experienced agent hates kids?!”
“Sir, with all due respect, I don’t hate kids”—actually, he’s pretty sure he does—“but I don’t think I’m the right fit for this job. Would you believe me as a preschool aide?”
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After a harrowing undercover assignment, FBI agent Ben Solo decides to take on an “easy” witness protection case that turns out to be anything but.
Inspired by the timeless romantic classic, Kindergarten Cop.
But with heaping cup of swearing. And a half cup of smut. Add a teaspoon of inspiration from Witness. Plus a heavy dash of Bodyguard. Simmer on low for about 18 chapters, then bring to a roaring boil until done. Enjoy!
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09 Apr 2021
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Eyes Shut (and other metaphors) by anopendoor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Jan 2021
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Rey volunteers at a rehabilitation facility to read to the blind. She’s loved reading and books for longer than she can remember. She finds that she loves reading to others even more so. However, she’s suddenly thrown into the headspace of trauma patient Ben Solo, who has a knack for upending everything she thinks she knows about books and the power of the written word…as well as a few other things.
Rey volunteers to read to blind trauma patient Ben Solo. The ride is angsty, poetic, and filled with literary favorites like Dracula and Pride and Prejudice…and a whole bunch of other metaphors for falling in love.
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28 Mar 2021
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hula girls & mistletoe by anopendoor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Mar 2022
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The idea of Ben and Rey as anything other than strangers was as likely as a hula girl dancing in snow. That’s why it’s Rey’s number one mission to make sure no one ever finds out that she’s sleeping with the most popular, brooding boy in school. It's not like they're ever going to be anything more serious, after all.
Just another angsty teen romance-drama holiday fic equipped with hidden feelings, a secret relationship, mistletoe, and a Waffle House. Part of the Reylo Holidazzle prompt list: Mistletoe
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28 Mar 2021