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After a strange encounter, Kyle ends up a vampire and, through a twist of fate, he finds himself in an unusual symbiotic relationship with Cartman. It's unsustainable, though, and Kyle is forced to accept the fact that he'll need to regularly kill to survive. Cartman has a plan, however, and the two of them form an unlikely duo and, together, they hunt down and kill deviants such as pedophiles, sexual predators, and neo-Nazis.
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10 Oct 2023
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"What's the first rule of improv?"
"Never say no!"
((AKA: After Craig's risky decisions land him a spot in theater class, he starts to understand the importance of empathy.))
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- Part 2 of Three Sides
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31 Aug 2023
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saltwater in the afternoon by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Jul 2021
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“So, like, how much did this entire getup run you?” Tommy asked, glancing up to the guy’s face again. “This looks like big movie budget level makeup or something. It couldn’t have been cheap.”
The guy clenched his jaw. “It’s not a fucking costume,” he grit out between his teeth.
“Look, I’m not an idiot, pal,” Tommy scoffed. “It’s a little weirdchamp that your only hobbies seem to be dressing up like a mermaid to swim around at night, and trying to convince random teenagers you meet that you’re a real fucking mermaid.”
or, Wilbur's first time meeting a human doesn't go as expected
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22 Feb 2023
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Death has followed Tommy ever since he was a child.
After spending years being trained to be a ruthless killer, Tommy works as an assassin, killing targets without mercy or hesitance. After all, death is a much kinder fate then struggling to survive in l'Manberg's failing economy.
Most of the time, they deserve it. Tommy kills those who hurt others, those who swindle and cheat and kill. He ignores the irony in this.
Tommy has performed exactly 352 jobs, all of which successful. No matter who the target is, no matter the morality of it, he kills quickly, calculated, like he was trained to do.
This all changes when he accepts a job with Prince Technoblade as his target.
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probably most likely abandoned.Series
- Part 1 of Theo’s Minecraft Men Writings
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21 Sep 2022
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A series of events that might go wrong (Please don't go wrong) by lostandfoundhobii
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Dec 2021
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"Come sit down with me, Tommy." Sam says.
He speaks in that serious voice, letting Tommy know that this isn't something he can get out of.
Tommy does as told, and sits down with Sam in the empty classroom.
Sam leans forward on his elbows. He takes a deep breath and looks Tommy in the eyes.
"Is someone hurting you at home?"
Tommy's entire world comes to a stop.
// this is part of a series and is not meant to be a standalone //
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- Part 4 of What the hell is wrong with you
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28 Aug 2022