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Hermione makes it her prerogative to see Draco smile.
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01 May 2026
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The Lessening by littlewolfsyndrome for CalliopeCrowe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2026
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Hermione Granger just wants an orgasm.
A perfectly reasonable aspiration after a brutal shift in St. Mungo’s trauma ward, most would agree. Her trusty vibrator, Hamish, hasn’t let her down yet, and she really—really—needs to come.
But when a half-dead Auror shows up on her doorstep, requiring her life-saving services, Hermione’s dream of getting in a cathartic, satisfactory wank before dawn begins to feel like it might not be in the cards for her—which is seriously unacceptable, because (have I mentioned?) she really, sort of desperately, needs to fucking come.
I suppose it’s a good thing, then, that the aforementioned half-dead Auror knows just what to do.
An ode to mental health and female pleasure.
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14 Apr 2026
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Hermione stopped walking. Her eyes scanned back up the roster until they found the name that she initially mistook for a typo.
Draco Malfoy….Beater.
She could comprehend the words, the name and the meaning. She understood that his name being on the roster meant he was the starting Beater for England’s national team, but for whatever reason, when her eyes ran over the black ink, her brain could not articulate any emotions or reaction.
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12 Apr 2026
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Hermione hadn’t meant for this to become the focus of her evening. She had plenty of other, more professional, more productive things toward which she should direct her focus.
Glasses. And an open collar.
No, not those things. Hermione sipped her drink and tried to set her mind to rights. She needed to plan her conversations with donors tonight. She needed to concentrate on networking and pitching her latest ideas.
She needed to stop ogling Draco Malfoy.For mightbewriting’s birthday.
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08 Mar 2026
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Draining Malfoy’s Vault by AMPAudiobooks, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?
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OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.
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07 Feb 2026
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My very first NSFW work! And of course, it had to be for this fest! 🥹 I’m so beyond honoured to be part of the final line-up. Thank you to everyone who nominated me! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!!! 🫶
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17 Jan 2026
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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
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17 Jan 2026
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Never, Under Any Circumstances by malfoyesque, Noxternal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2025
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Hermione forgets to buy a present for the Secret Santa exchange.
So, she offers her giftee the one thing he's always wanted.
Because giving Draco Malfoy a free pass to kiss her, even once couldn't possibly go wrong.
Could it?-------------------------------------------------------
“Don’t worry, I’ll kiss you eventually.” His fingertips trailed up her forearm, gaze dropping to watch their path. Then, they flicked back to hers. “But before that happens…”
His lips curled into a smirk once more.
“I’m going to make sure that you’re just as desperate for it as I am.”- Language:
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16 Jan 2026
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Cupid's Cocktail by Dizzle00, MWard01, PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“Shut the fuck up, Theo.” Malfoy said, rolling his eyes, though his cheeks had a slight flush to them. “You’re worse than my mother.”
“Well, I did kind of raise you,” Theo retorted, smugly.
“Oh please. Which one of us had two loving parents growing up and which didn’t?”
“Which one of us is in a long-term, healthy relationship,” Theo countered, pointedly eying Harry’s hand resting on his knee, “and which one lives alone except for coming over here everyday to stare longingly at my roommate’s arse in her new pajama shorts?”
Hermione froze.
Harry coughed
Malfoy glowered.
Theo, of course, smirked.
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04 Jan 2026
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Perhaps it could be said that Draco Malfoy was a petty person; however, if you were to ask him, he would deny that, and simply tell you he adored his fiancée.
What he would admit to was that he could hold a grudge like no one else. See Exhibit A, the near beheading of that overgrown chicken, Buckbeak, in third year. See Exhibit B, what happened exactly forty-seven days after Viktor Krum had loudly proclaimed that his fiancée, goddess that she was, was nothing more than a common gold digger.
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- Part 12 of Snippets (Random Dramione oneshots)
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03 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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02 Jan 2026
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When Hermione’s ex arrives at a pub trivia night with the woman he left her for, she tries to make him jealous by sitting in Draco's lap. But their fake dating charade takes a very real turn when he’s more than happy to partake in a daring kink that her ex would never indulge.
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- Part 2 of morgan_magic's public cockwarming
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19 Dec 2025
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
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15 Dec 2025
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She has to run. That is now the truest thing that Hermione knows. She decides to take the train somewhere far away, not knowing that the universe works in mysterious ways and today, it'll bring her to him.
Or Hermione finds a phone number etched into a train seat and decides to text it for funsies. She is completely unaware that it belongs to her former rival and of how her life is about to change for the better.
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- Part 1 of They Call It Fate
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23 Nov 2025
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“Jesus,” he blurted. “What—?”
“Sorry, sorry,” she interrupted, closing her eyes and pressing a hand to her forehead. “I just…sorry, give me a second to clear my head.”
She refused to explain why the first thing he’d seen when entering her mind was a rather vivid recollection of her last masturbation session. How embarrassing. She thought about walking in a forest – the least sexy thing she could think of – and then doubled down by picturing herself in the Quidditch stands at Hogwarts. In the rain. In January.
“Okay.” She exhaled and met his eyes again. “Okay, it’s safe now. Go ahead.”
He looked dubious but raised his wand and spoke the incantation again.
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Or, Hermione can't remember an important piece of intel and so Draco is assigned to help find it.
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- Part 1 of Try Not To Come
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19 Nov 2025
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The room bursts into catcalls and whoops, but Hermione just blinks down at it. Charcoal? It doesn’t immediately compute.
“You don’t seem surprised,” Malfoy drawls. “Have you been naughty this year, Granger?”
Oh.
Those bastards.
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Or, where a new Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product is featured at a holiday party.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2024.
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13 Nov 2025
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Baby, Any Time You’re Ready, I’m Waiting by Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2023
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“Alright,” said Pansy. “Then we’re still stuck. How do we divide three rooms between three girls and three boys?”
“You share with Ginny. Blaise shares with Ron. And then Draco and I can share,” said Hermione easily, scrolling through the phone at the rest of the property images.
Pansy’s attention snapped to Draco so fast, he almost jolted at the impact of it.
“Oh?” She said with pointed interest. Draco shook his head minutely at her and her brows shot up. She turned back to Hermione.
“Why you and Draco, Hermione?”
“Well it’s such a lovely house, it’d be a shame to pass it up just because of sleeping arrangements.” She glanced up, perhaps sensing the underlying emphasis in Pansy’s question, and met his eyes. “You don’t mind, do you Draco? Or I could share with Ron if you’d rather be with Blaise?”
“Don’t mind a bit.” He sipped his tea, the picture of nonchalance.
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Or where Hermione thinks she and Draco are “just good friends” but he’s secretly in love.
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- Part 1 of Any Time You're Ready Universe
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12 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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28 Oct 2025
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
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09 Sep 2025
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An Exclusive with Daddy Draco Malfoy by morgan_magic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2025
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Journalist Hermione is determined to write a brilliant article for every section of The Prophet—even the Sports section. Quidditch player and single father Draco seems like the perfect opportunity, until she accidentally calls him Daddy, and her exclusive interview becomes far more intimate than planned.
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04 Aug 2025