8 Works by Grade_A_Simp
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There’s some facts about Teyvat that are unarguable. Just like how the seven elements dictate the rules of the world, how monsters are a guarantee in the wild, and how Childe is the most stubborn son of a bitch under the sun. Doubly so when it comes to winning the affections of his dear friend and hopeless crush, Zhongli.
If Childe has to capture all of the stars in the Teyvatian sky to have his affections, he will do so. Or in this case, if he has to obliterate an oceanid despite having a hydro vision to impress Zhongli, Childe is very, very willing.
The rules of the universe may be obstinate, but Childe is going to give them a run for their money.
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A rewrite of Obstinate, a fic I wrote over a year ago, because I could not read it in good faith without writhing on the floor.
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Spar by Grade_A_Simp for Tartagalicious_Pancakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Aug 2022
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A little spar with Zhongli ends with a slight predicament on Childe’s part…
…namely with the former being on top of him.
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“Childe. You’re bleeding.”
The man in question glances down at his blood-soaked uniform, a seemingly endless amount of injuries marking the fabric and the flesh underneath.
“Oh yeah, I am. Mind telling me where though?”
Zhongli pinches his nose bridge in exasperation.
“To put it frankly, everywhere.”
Childe blinks. “Oh. That actually explains why everything hurts.”
The consultant glances at the sky for a brief moment, looking two seconds away from praying to Rex Lapis.
“My apologies, but that. Is a very...obvious statement. Childe, how did you not notice this?”
The Harbinger shrugs.
“I dunno, I’m just built different.”
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The traveler tells Childe that fighting an oceanid despite being a Hydro user is the best way to impress Zhongli.
It’s a joke. Of course it is; they wouldn’t want the Harbinger no matter how annoying he is to get gravely injured.
They just may have underestimated one, no, two things:
One, Childe’s stubbornness, and two, Childe’s desire to impress Zhongli.
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“My little butterfly, my dearest wish is for you to burn your mark into this world and leave your presence behind.”
She opens her eyes, miniature blossom-studded novas glowing brightly in the night.
And then the world sets itself ablaze.
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The story of how Hu Tao developed her fighting style, from her spear work to her blazing burst.
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“Hey Childe.”
The man in question looks up. “Huh?”
“Hold still.”
And then she slaps him in the face.
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Quick idea I had. 90% crack 10% my effort.
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Electro, the element of eternity. Its link to its ideal is far from simple, nevertheless it can be summed up like so:
Lightning may be swift and last mere seconds.
Yet its aftershocks are still felt for an eternity.
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My Emotional Support Emergency Food by Grade_A_Simp
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Feb 2021
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Lumine has a bad day.
Luckily for her, Paimon is here to cheer her up.
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“Alright, who broke it?”
Silence filled the tavern as its occupants immediately stop in their tracks, making a small circle around the cause of this mess.
The traveler stood in the center, gesturing to the broken drinking glass that had crashed unceremoniously on the floor.
“I’m not mad, I just want to know.”