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"So you- you haven't, like. Kissed anyone, then?" Mike asks, fully aware that he should probably just quit while he's ahead but needing to know, suddenly, if Will has any sort of romantic entanglements that he's neglected to tell Mike about. He's not sure why, but there's something in his gut that demands to know, has some sort of sudden need to know if Will has kissed anyone that's not him.
If Will has kissed anyone that's not-
Wait, what?
or: Mike is jealous of himself.
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13 Jan 2026
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“Whatever," Lucas shrugs. "You’re just jealous that you aren’t getting any.”
Mike raises an eyebrow, like he knows something the rest of them don't. Will looks like he wants to drown him. He probably deserves it.
In which Will has a love bite, the Party freaks out about it, and Mike is jealous of himself.
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11 Jan 2026
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Will has never had his first kiss. Mike is happy to lend a hand.
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11 Jan 2026
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i hate accidents (except when we went from friends to this). by burgundyshirts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Aug 2022
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The first time it happens, Will classifies it as a little accident.
When he wakes, the morning sun is burning through the window onto their faces, and Mike’s cursing as he stands to close the curtains, stumbling all the way.
“Scoot over,” he grumbles, voice dry, and for a second Will can’t do anything other than sigh like a lovesick idiot. It’s a second too late for Mike, because he grumbles more words Will doesn’t catch under his breath and then physically pushes Will towards the wall to lay beside him, arm over Will’s middle. A second of silence passes, then Mike sighs, only to whine: “Fuck, my head hurts.”
Will can’t help it: he breaks down laughing, much to Mike’s offense.
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Alternatively: five times Mike kissed Will, and one time Will kissed back.
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11 Jan 2026
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Mike knows that he’s staring, that his jaw has dropped from shock, and most ridiculously of all in the silence that follows Harvey’s declaration the only thing Mike can hear in his head is Mary Poppins’ voice saying close your mouth please, Michael, we are not a codfish.
So Mike makes the concerted effort to close his mouth, and then after a few more painfully awkward seconds Mike says, “I’m sorry, can you repeat that?”
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05 Jan 2026
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What do you do when your ex is about to walk through the door?
Simple, you ask the cute guy in the corner to go along with your plan.
Alternatively: Alexander Hamilton decided to take a break, and John Laurens was in the right place to be without even realising it.
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- Part 1 of The Stars Fight Against Us
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23 Jul 2025
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Johnny struggles with who he's become and realizes that it's not who he wanted to be. He decides to throw himself into apologizing and trying to make things better if anyone will let him.
Daniel struggles with the Johnny he thought he knew in his head and the actual Johnny he gets to know and how they don't line up anymore.
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26 Mar 2025
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Duolingo has taken over London. And Sherlock is next.
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25 Jan 2025
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“Evan Hansen, will you pretend to go out with me?”
Connor finds the perfect way to piss off homophobic relatives, get his parents off his back, and trick his sister into asking out her best friend. The only problem is, sometimes it's very hard not to get sucked into your own lie.
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27 Oct 2024
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A rewrite of JJ and Pope’s scenes in s1 episode 5 except with romantic feelings <3
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19 Aug 2024
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It's all fun and games anonymously running Kirkland Academy's hottest Gossip Blog, FaceMash.com, until Mark's staring down the barrel of a hot new scoop-- with his best friend right at the centre of the drama. Who knew keeping the rich and popular in check could be so treacherous?
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24 Jul 2024
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Mark gets drunk, watches the video of the depositions, and comes to some startling realizations.
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22 Jul 2024
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That was until he set eyes on JJ again, and he thought he had gone completely insane because there was no way he could do what had crossed his mind. But Kie was gaining on him, halfway up the dock now, and he had to do something. Anything to avoid her confronting him about the letter.
So he did.
He grabbed JJ's face, catching him completely off-guard, and placed his lips on his, kissing him like his life depended on it. Because, in that moment, it felt like it did.
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in which pope writes love letters to all of his crushes. after they get sent out, he pretends to date jj to avoid kie, resurfacing feelings that he thought were long gone.
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05 Jun 2024
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“Don’t you ever do something like that again. Not for me.” Pope says seriously, his pained eyes never once leaving JJ’s face. Shaking his head lightly against the hands holding his cheeks, JJ sighs, the act painful against his bruised ribs.
“I can’t promise that.” He murmurs, and though his voice is low, he knows Pope hears him, because his face turns desperate. “Why not?” The boy responds, voice pleading.
And something in JJ shatters.
“Come on, Pope. You know why.” He whispers, squeezing his eyes shut.
This is it.
or,
After JJ takes the fall for Pope, the two of them reunite at midsummers and things come to a head. This goes along with the other work in this series, but it’ll probably make sense as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of your eyes look like coming home
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30 May 2024
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all i know since yesterday (everything has changed) by plasticpluto
Fandoms: Outer Banks (TV)
24 Feb 2023
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Watching Pope emerge from the water, fresh from sinking Topper’s boat, head thrown back in laughter, all JJ could think was I love you, I love you, I love you. A day later, they’re standing in Heyward’s store, and the cops are walking in, and Pope’s freaking out, but JJ can’t bring himself to feel anything. He’s not worried about Pope at all, because he knows, in that moment, that he would do anything for the boy in front of him. Including taking the fall for his crime.
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the moments after Pope sinks the boat, and what exactly led JJ to take the fall.
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- Part 1 of your eyes look like coming home
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30 May 2024
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30 May 2024
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Sherlock and John spend the night in Scotland after finishing a case. The sole Inn in town only has one room left...one bed. This would be fine - if not a bit awkward - if Sherlock hadn't developed a habit of snoring loudly. John suffers through many hours of sleeplessness before he discovers that skin-to-skin contact stops the noise.
"John lifts his right hand, wanting nothing more in his exhausted, frustrated state than to smack his best friend in the face. Hard. Instead, the closer his hand gets to Sherlock’s cheek, the slower the progress becomes. He grits his teeth again to control the tense, slightly-shaking-from-anger limb as he places it gently on to Sherlock’s left cheek.
To John’s surprise, the snoring stops as Sherlock lets out a quiet huff at the contact. He isn’t any more awake than he was just moments before, but he is blessedly, for the first time this excruciatingly long night, silent."
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- Part 1 of Dreamscapes
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29 Feb 2024
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“Before what?”
“Hm..?”
It had been unclear if he already forgotten what Connor said, or simply didn’t hear him. Either one was equally plausible. “You said: ‘I used to come here a lot, before’.” A pause, “Before what?”
Hank swirled the bottle around, liquid splashing up the sides of the half-empty bottle. It was his second, and Connor had only been sitting in the car for ten minutes before getting out. “Before..” he hesitated just long enough , but shook his head slightly, “..Before nothing.”
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30 Dec 2023
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Eddie turned to Buck, knowing he had played his second trump card of the night. If it was the choice between Eddie and an entire family, it was obvious what choice he was going to make.
Michaels walked away and Eddie strapped on the vest, never hesitating, never questioning whether he should walk into a building full of armed criminals. Not caring that Buck couldn’t go with him. That he might have to stand outside and watch Eddie get shot. Again. That Buck might have to watch him die.
Buck grit his teeth. “I hate you a little for doing this.”
Eddie stopped and hung his head. “Buck, is that really the last thing you want to say to me before I go in there?”
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Or, a hostage situation goes wrong, until it goes right.
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24 Oct 2023
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The meeting on the yacht is just the beginning of Nolan Booth's many-part plan of revenge.
"Forgiveness, not forget-ness." Ha.
He's got a heist, sure, and it does require three people. They're just not going to get any of the credit.Bookmarked by HandMeTheSalt
28 Jun 2023