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Sonic was at a party with his friends and suddenly gets a phone call. He steps away to answer the call and the voice on the other end chills him.
"It's been a while, princess."
Fuck
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
24 Sep 2025
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Shadow doesn’t take his eyes off Sonic as he brings his thumb back against the toy like he’d done before, slicks the pad along the folds until he gets up to the soft clit. Sonic twitches in the door, just a small, subtle clench of muscles along his shoulders and thighs.
Sonic’s eyes widen, watching as Shadow pets over the toy clit again, a more firm circling of his thumb, and near immediately Sonic gasps quietly. His knees press together and the cock lean in the door frame turns into more of something clinging.
“Okay that’s— really fucking weird.” Sonic laughs under his breath, nervousness glittering in the tone.
or alt; the magic fleshlight fic
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
24 Sep 2025
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Sonic finds out that the myths of a kraken may actually be fact instead of fiction—if it is truly the kraken who saved him from drowning, that is. Not that it matters. Sonic gives his savior his very own special name and teaches him everything and anything there is to know on the dry land… Though, some things on the dry land don’t end with them being all that dry for much longer.
Or, Sonic and Shadow find release… in all definitions of the word.
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
24 Sep 2025
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Bill Cipher has always been after Weirdmageddon - he's just.... kind of busy! He'll get to it eventually. This universe is safe-ish, for the moment.
Dipper notices that his husband's been acting weirder than usual.
Nothing's a universal constant.
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- Part 6 of Familiar AU
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- English
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- 32,064
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
22 Sep 2025
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The Red Sun by Demonic0Angel for Jacky_Of_All_Trades
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
30 Jun 2021
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Tanjirou is an enigma.
He’s too calm. Too powerful. He’s like a spirit, ethereal and untouched. He’s like a lake, still and unmoving. He’s like the sun, never to be touched but always loved by those who bath in his rays.
Tanjirou is alive for only one thing:
To defeat Kibutsuji Muzan for once and for all.
Tsugikuni Yoriichi has reincarnated into Kamado Tanjirou.
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- 17,438
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
21 Sep 2025
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Whispers to Tomorrow by mochiiru
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
12 Oct 2025
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Tanjiro finds himself transported far into the past — long before any of the Hashira or his loved ones became Demon Slayers.
Stranded with no way to return, he resolves to shape a brighter path for them all, hoping that his actions will ripple through time and ultimately aid in Muzan’s defeat.
- Language:
- English
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- 84,101
- Chapters:
- 12/?
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- 466
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- 1,119
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
21 Sep 2025
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The cursed forest by silverynight
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
30 Dec 2024
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All the Kamados have always avoided the cursed forest; the only one who managed to walk in and out alive was his father, but he got sick and passed away a few years ago.
Tanjirou closes his eyes and prays to his father's spirit to guide him through the woods.
At some point, he starts feeling as if someone is watching him... actually, there are nine scents in the forest, very close to him.
Tanjirou turns around for a moment, and although the shadows are fast, he notices a couple of tails and different pairs of pointy ears.
Wolves. He prays again they're not trying to hunt him as he keeps moving forward because he has no other choice.
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
21 Sep 2025
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The omega arranges the nest as he usually does, but he notices that there's something wrong; he needs another futon now because he wants a bigger nest this time.
Although he's not sure why.
A bit confused, he goes to Aoi to ask for another futon, and when he explains to the beta girl why he needs it, she looks back at him with curiosity.
"Can I do a quick check up, Tanjirou? Your cheeks look a bit pink."
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
20 Sep 2025
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King Arthur does not take kindly to peasants distracting his knights. The clear solution is to remind his people who, exactly, his most loyal knight belongs to.
Bottom Shadow Week Day 6 - Exhibitionism
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- Part 6 of CJ's bottom shadow week ;)
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
17 Sep 2025
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Infinite has Shadow right where he wants him, and he never plans to let him go.
Bottom Shadow Week Day 5 - Watersports
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- Part 5 of CJ's bottom shadow week ;)
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
17 Sep 2025
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Something is inside of Shadow. Something that he cannot see.
Bottom Shadow Week Day 4 - Sex Toys
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- Part 4 of CJ's bottom shadow week ;)
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
17 Sep 2025
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Shadow meets a version of Sonic that is not quite like his own.
Bottom Shadow Week Day 3 - Edging/Messy Sex
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- Part 3 of CJ's bottom shadow week ;)
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
17 Sep 2025
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chant it from the heavens, scream it from your lungs: i'm real, real, real by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jan 2023
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“Oh.” Shizun blinked, realisation dawning in dead eyes. “I get it.”
A strange relief flooded Binghe, even through the hurt that still burned in his heart three years later at seeing his betrayer again in the flesh. He let out a breath, body sagging, before he pulled himself together quickly and tilted his head back. He opened his mouth, ready to hit him with something sharp and witty, only for the words to die on his tongue when Shen Qingqiu turned his head to look at him, a strange look on his face.
“I’m hallucinating.”
The world screeched to a stop.
Or
Luo Binghe, some time after getting out of the Abyss, decides he can't wait any longer and makes a secret trip to Qing Jing Peak to see how Shen Qingqiu was for himself. However, reality and fantasy are often worlds apart, and what he finds is the last thing he would have expected to see.
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- Part 1 of Canon Re-Writes & Fix-Its
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
15 Sep 2025
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blooming beneath the moonlight by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2024
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Still, he wishes, desperately and deep down in the back of his mind where he will never have to acknowledge it, for even a little bit of that sweet boy to survive, for even a little bit of his darling white lotus to stay with him.
With a soft exhale, Shen Qingqiu opens his eyes and stares a little longer at the lotus blossom. Then, before he can think better of it, he plucks the blossom from its stem and reaches behind himself, carefully weaving it into the braid he’s tied his hair back in for this trip.
Hands falling back to his sides, Shen Qingqiu fails to see the way the lotus woven into his braid pulses with a gentle, white glow until its rhythm matches the steady beat of his heart.
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Shen Qingqiu has an encounter with a very special flower that grants him a very special wish, one that he doesn't even know he's made.
(Aka, SQQ wishes upon a flower and gets pregnant.)
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- Part 4 of Canon Re-Writes & Fix-Its
- Part 1 of Shen Qingqiu: The Modern Day Virgin Mary
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- English
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- 15,144
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
14 Sep 2025
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you’re a miracle, baby! (no, literally, a miracle baby.) by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2025
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When three weeks pass, it’s too late to visit Mu Qingfang without the shame of having to explain it’s been three weeks since his initial pollen-poisoning. He knows at what point he will no longer get exasperated Physician Mu Qingfang, but instead faintly disappointed, worried younger martial brother.
By the time a month passes, however, Shen Qingqiu knows something is deeply wrong.
Or
Shen Qingqiu faces unexpected consequences of a PIDW pollen, in the form of miraculous pregnancy. Surely, he'll take that news well.
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- Part 2 of Shen Qingqiu: The Modern Day Virgin Mary
- Part 7 of Canon Re-Writes & Fix-Its
Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
14 Sep 2025
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Luo Binghe Gets Shen Qingqiu Pregnant on Their Wedding Night by eolian234 for aurealucretia (Ozihel)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2025
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That's it. That's the tweet.
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- Part 8 of SVSSS Works
- Part 2 of Gotcha for Gaza SVSSS
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- 5,155
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- 1/1
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- 8
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- 155
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
14 Sep 2025
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When I was down, I was your clown by mocheng for nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2024
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“Tell me who you are.”
He almost said Peerless Cucumber but the words brought a tingle to his throat. That was his stupid online handle, not an identity Shen Qingqiu claimed for himself, but why would that be an issue? Yet, he couldn’t physically say it. Instead, his lips formed around the truth. “Shen…”
FUCK! Shen Qingqiu still couldn’t move but his mouth had mostly free reign. He bit his tongue hard enough to draw blood to stop the Qingqiu from coming out.
What the fuck. How was it that he almost confessed to his identity as Luo Binghe’s deceased scum shizun right in his face?!
or: the mushroom body's DNA is accidentally spliced with a wife-plot plant. Shen Qingqiu has to deal with this and try to survive being Luo Binghe's guest at Huan Hua Palace.
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
09 Sep 2025
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right from the start, I gave you my heart by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2024
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"Bro, you know how many words I wrote per day, and how many plants I created!” Shang Qinghua whines. "I can't remember them all, it's impossible."
Shen Qingqiu narrows his eyes. "It was used with Wife #418.”
"That doesn't narrow it down any further. I'm not going to be able to guess it, so stop punishing me and just tell me how the flower nerfed you."
Shen Qingqiu grits his teeth. Obviously he wants to draw this out to punish Shang Qinghua, but it kinda looks more like he's punishing himself. There's a muscle flexing in his jaw, and if he puts any more pressure on his fan's guard, it's going to snap. Uh, actually, Shen Qingqiu kind of looks like he's in pain—
“A false dragonhead is also called an obedient plant. It’s in the name—the flower forces you to do whatever you're told," Shen Qingqiu spits out.
or: Shen Qingqiu runs afoul of one of Airplane's stupid wife-plot devices...just before a mission to Jinlan City.
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- Part 1 of Febuwhump 2024
- Language:
- English
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- 11,322
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 208
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
09 Sep 2025
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nobody's baby, everybody's girl by nex_et_nox for chromhoesomes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2024
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Binghe was right. If any of the cultivators in the tea house are from Cang Qiong, then they are, indeed, exceptional beauties.
Particularly the man who just walked in the door, escorted by a woman who, while quite beautiful herself, pales in comparison to her date. Ink black hair, pulled into an elaborate hairstyle anchored by a delicate filigree head crown; dangling earrings that accentuate the long line of his neck; green and white silks, cut to be flatteringly elegant on this man, with understated embroidery that serves to show off their owner’s natural beauty rather than detract from it.
“Oh my,” Tianlang-Jun murmurs appreciatively in her ear, obviously having followed her gaze.
“Mn,” Su Xiyan hums in response. They’ll have to find a way to lure him away from his date, or otherwise catch up with him after the play is over, in order to invite him out somewhere else.
or: that time Su Xiyan and Tianlang-Jun successfully seduced Shen Qingqiu
- Language:
- English
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- 2,426
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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- 22
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
09 Sep 2025
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blood and seafoam by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2025
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Caught up in these thoughts, with the System breathing down his neck, Shen Qingqiu does not properly assess the situation as he should.
Perhaps the biggest mistake Shen Qingqiu makes in this moment is not his confidence in Luo Binghe’s abilities nor the potential ripple effects of the changed situation surrounding his broken seal: it’s that he doesn’t think to be cautious of Luo Binghe.
Shen Qingqiu, in his years in this role, has never harmed Luo Binghe. He hasn’t betrayed Luo Binghe yet. Shen Qingqiu has become far too accustomed to their easy, fond companionship. He forgets, in this moment, the way qi balance shifting wildly out of equilibrium can make people behave in unexpected, unpredictable, often violent ways.
Even toward those they love.
or: Shen Qingqiu makes a potentially catastrophic error at the Immortal Alliance Conference. One that changes everything...yet not what Shen Qingqiu cares about most.
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- Part 1 of Febuwhump 2025
- Part 1 of mute!sqq au
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,410
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 473
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- 2,441
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- 677
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Bookmarked by Baymax (HaphazardSystematic)
09 Sep 2025