HeartlessMemo
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Crossing the Goal Line by HeartlessMemo for reallyrisky
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
22 Aug 2024
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Nandor is jealous when his roommate and best friend, Guillermo, flirts with his teammate right in front of him. Not because *he* wants to be the one flirting with Guillermo, of course. Right??
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Guillermo de la Cruz and the Case of the Cursed Hat by HeartlessMemo for Interrobam
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Jan 2024
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My name is Guillermo de la Cruz. Private Investigator. I work out of a run down little cubby hole of an office on the wrong side of Ashley Street.
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The Time Traveler's Daughter by HeartlessMemo for kyrilu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Jul 2023
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“Guillermooo?!” Nandor bellows, his voice piercing through the cobweb-insulated walls. “There is a scout child at the door. Do you wish to buy any more boxes of thin cookies?”
A strangely familiar child turns up on the doorstep of the vampire house one evening...
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Mistletoe, Jock Straps, and the Reason for the Season by HeartlessMemo for rhymeandrisen
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Jan 2023
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“I’ve been robbed! Again!”
The Christmas creep reaches Staten Island and with it, the revelation that another of Laszlo's songs has been stolen! Guillermo discovers the vamps have been fibbing about being allergic to a certain Christian holiday. And the household is chosen to host a highly exciting event... -
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*Fem!Guillermo/Nadja*
Guillermo’s fingers tighten around the edges of her phone as she stares down at Nadja’s message. Nudes. Nadja wants nudes. That’s. Fine. It isn’t like Guillermo hasn’t been naked in front of her mistress loads of times… the whole familiar-with-benefits arrangement and all. But… posing? Sexily? Guillermo bites her bottom lip... Fuck. She locks her phone. She’ll deal with this… later.In which "later" comes sooner than Guillermo expects...
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Tracker!Verse by HeartlessMemo
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men - All Media Types
06 Jun 2020
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The Reader is a mutant with the power to track other mutants. She's captured by Donald Pierce and his reavers and forced to help them hunt down others of her kind. Donald becomes her handler and much more. She finds herself falling in love with her captor, but can he ever return her feelings given his prejudice against mutants?
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Nandor's Season of Self-Discovery by HeartlessMemo
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Sep 2020
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Soft Nandermo Hours (Stand-Alone Fics) by HeartlessMemo
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jan 2021
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A series of stand-alone fluff pieces
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Flakes of ash drift serenely through the air like snow, unbothered by distant screams and the crackling of shattered shiplap set alight. They settle momentarily onto a leathery surface, before poofing up into the air again as the witchskin hat shivers, shakes, and scoots away into the night.
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What happened to Laszlo's favorite hat after Go Flip Yourself?
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It wasn’t really any of his business why someone would pull over to the side of the road and get out of their car, though he personally would not have chosen to get out and stand on the sidewalk in this downpour. Whatever, Guillermo thought distantly. If working at Panera had taught him anything, it was that people were strange.
Nandor has a lucky night, and Guillermo has a very bad time.
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Nandor and the gang have the bright idea to have Wallace exorcise the Van Helsing from Guillermo's blood. What could go wrong?
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12 Dec 2020
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All of my favorite characters being murdered.
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Nandor is kept busy breaking in his new boy.
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Hand of God by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot) for halberrd
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Jul 2022
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The first time he’d ever noticed Nandor was also the first time he’d noticed his hands. Large and pale, clasped limply in front of his broad, brocaded chest as he peered into the window of the Panera Bread from the evening dark outside.
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Guillermo appreciates Nandor's hands, in the past and present.