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    “Hey, uh, guys?”
    They all look up. Ben is holding Bev’s hands. Tears run down his cheeks.
    “You’re all, um, seeing this, right?”
    Mike furrows his brow. “Seeing what?”
    “This. The hospital.”
    “Yeah, Richie. We’re all here,” Bill says.
    Stan isn’t here.
    “Like, this one’s real?”
    “What do you mean, Rich?” Ben says.
    Bev gasps in understanding. “Oh, honey. What did you see in the deadlights?”

     

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    Eddie survives and moves in with Richie and they're very soft.

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    The System had been in place for nearly a decade; the population’s first ever completely computerized dating process. A computer took in all of your data, scanning your life history, your future goals, your medical status, as well as having each client fill out a ten page questionnaire. All of that information was then used to narrow down everyone in their database, giving you your most compatible mate.

    Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak were two of its first clients in months. Of course, the company couldn’t tell them that they’d only been paired together because they were the only two participants available, so instead, Richie and Eddie went into a blind date expecting to find their computer generated soul-mate.

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    Eddie’s ungrounded and Richie is smoking a cigarette. Cue the “old married couple” banter.

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    And if you fuck up and die young, who’ll take care of Eddie? 

     

    He watches the shock pass over his face in the mirror as the thought streaks through his mind unbidden. Well, shit. Eddie certainly doesn’t need anyone to take care of him, he’s proven that much again and again. But…

     

    OR: Richie realizes he needs to take care of his health. He takes up running. He does not expect Eddie to find it as hot as he does.

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    “Oh fuck,” Richie moans. “Please don’t let it be a dead body, I will so vomit.”
    But now that he can see it better, the stripe of skin that's peeking out of a sock is too smooth to be human, it reminds more of a—
    "Doll."
    The word leaves his lips with a not small dose of relief. He hooks a finger under the sheet that covers it and, keeping as far away from it as possible, he lifts it up and away.
    There's a boy underneath. Well, it's a doll, Richie wasn't wrong about that, but it looks like a boy, roughly Richie's age. The Uncanny Valley effect is difficult to ignore: the face of the doll is alarmingly realistic, and so are the brown locks of its hair and the proportions of the body. He keeps waiting for it to blink its eyes open.

    Richie waits. It doesn't blink.

    Until one day, it does.

    (Or: Richie is lonely, Eddie is an automaton rotting away in Neibolt House, and the Turtle decides to play matchmaker in a very unorthodox way.)

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