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    Sometimes people try to hold Hermes. Out of love. Out of lust. Out of greed or jealousy or hatred. Or simply because to some, a bird in flight is in need of a cage.

    The only person ever able to truly hold Hermes down is the one who never would.

    AKA Hermes is aromantic and pansexual. Charon is aromantic and asexual. They are in an undefined relationship wherein one generally never has sex (but is not adverse to experiment), one has lots of sex, mostly with other people, and neither are bothered by this. They love each other. They can't define it. It just works.

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    The gods may be horrible parents... but could that just be because they don't know what it is like to be mortal children? That is Thalia's theory. And a grieving Hermes may have more or less demanded that the gods try out being mortal. And Zeus may have taken him up on it. Sort of. So now the Olympians are playing at being one big happy mortal family for a year, to learn what it is like to be a mortal.

    Hermes may learn some more things along the way.

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    25 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Hermes rolls his eyes affectionately. “I do not need perfection. If I did, I would have gone to anyone else.”

    Apollon narrows his own eyes, either in concentration or in response to the taunt. “I wish to perform to perfection for you. This is my chance to show off my perfectly-neat suturing, considering you believe my skills to be a myth.”

    Hermes snorts, then recoils as it sends a bolt of pain through his nose. Apollon swats at his shoulder lightly for the jostling movements. “One might get the impression you are a healer. Not just any healer, but The Healer.”

    Or, Hermes gets injured and winds up at Apollon's palace.

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    05 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    They get off Scarif. It's not the end.

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    29 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    The rolling waves were approaching faster than land was. Hermes tried to beat his wings and yelped harshly as pain shot through his head. His vision tilted as he tried to readjust. A panic flap of the wings to get back on Zephyr’s winds. He spat blood and gasped, plummeting.

    There was far too much green below. He jerked himself away, ankle wings fluttering desperately. He cannot fail now, he cannot—

    He paled as he remembered that the rift was Poseidon’s domain, not Charon’s.
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    Hermes gets injured while spying on Mount Olympus and falls into the rift of Thessaly on his way back to the Crossroads. A couple of shades manage to fish him out and bring him to a beloved associate.

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    13 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    The Gods try to be good parents from the first moment. And still things go wrong.

    Aka: Percy and co keep trying to go on quests, and the responsible adults around them keep going 'No, you're a child.' It gets very annoying.

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    02 Jul 2025