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“Take me.”
My skirts whirl furiously as I burst out from my position beside the fey judicial seat of Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope.
Terezi cocks her head at me. “So, she finally speaks! Very well. What exactly shall I do with you once I take you, hm?”
“Anything,” I snap.
Terezi’s grin is thin and sharp. “Poor choice of words, Lalonde.”
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- Part 2 of Contemptation of Court
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Dave's greatest fear comes true when he finds his fiancee dead four days before their wedding. Fortunately for him, she's got a solution for that.
If he's willing to share, that is.
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TG: would yall just fuck already and get it over with
GC: 1 M34N 1 WOULD 1F JOHN W4SNT SO BUSY FONDL1NG H1MS3LF TO P1CTUR3S OF TH4T CG1 GHOST W1TH TH3 HUM4N T33TH
EB: hey! my passion for slimer is one hundred percent genuine cinematic appreciation, thank you!
GC: TH4TS WH4T TH3Y 4LL S4Y
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Jane doesn't like Gamzee all that much, but somehow they end up with a deal. Gamzee gets baking lessons and he makes Jane come—and he's unfortunately REALLY good at it.
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Old-TimeyStuck: May 2025 Exquisite Corpse by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, bralsra, CalamitasCalliope, emergencypie314, fungus_amongus00, GinAndJuniper, grandiloquentApostate (superfloyd_writes_137), Hippofox, Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Founder (Madam_Melon_Meow), Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Hench (sarcasticcelery), Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Intern (Stripe), Homestuck-Fan-Author-Coalition-Lackey (ambrosianLullaby), Homestuck-Fanauthor-Coalition-Crony (orangestorapples), jadeharleyfan4ever, Madam_Melon_Meow, Many_Nine, pedanticPalindrome, shudder, Stripe, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jun 2025
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When Aradia Megido boots up her time traveler, she knows she can be sent (almost) anywhere... but usually she has some control over the process!
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The tales say that faerie glamour can trick your senses into anything. Rotten vegetation becomes a sumptuous feast. A discordant clangor becomes a honeyed melody. Torturous pain becomes the sweetest pleasure. This place is treacherous. I must stay on my guard at all times.
If only these women would stop smiling at me.
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- Part 1 of Contemptation of Court
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When Nepeta Leijon takes rival organization member Roxy Lalonde hostage, rather than resorting to the usual torture methods, she decides to have a little fun with her. The kind of fun that involves kitty ears, gags, and bondage.
Luckily for Roxy, her friends and coworkers are professionals. Yup. Toooootally professionals.
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Bro’s character grinds his skateboard off the edge of a roof, performing a perfect 1080-degree spin before landing on a rail, adding a gnarly amount of points to his combo score. Bro leans forwards, hooking his chin over Dave’s bare shoulder, his arms brushing Dave’s as he reaches around to hold the controller.
Dave has to fight not to buck as Bro’s massive schlong leans right along with him, hot like an engine burning oil and with the theoretical horsepower to match.
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Porrim: I spo+ke with Ro+se. She to+ld me what MILF means.
Dave: oh
Dave: shit
Dave: I mean what no don't let her fool you it has multiple meanings
Porrim: It do+es no+t stand fo+r ‘man I lo+ve fruit' and yo+u kno+w it. -
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TFW Earth gets conquered by aliens and you try to get out of slave labor in the mines and accidentally end up doing porn for your new Overlord with the hottest guy you’ve ever seen.
Better hope you aren’t roommates, too.
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Dirk moves closer. John's eyes follow the swipe of his tongue across his lower lip. “Is it making you hard thinking about us sucking your dick?” he asks.
John bites his own lip. “Well, y-yeah, but-”
Dave makes a noise like a car backfiring. Then clears his throat.
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Steal the money, expose the criminal, and DON’T be forced to watch your crew get it on under the effects of a questionable substance. That’s how this is supposed to go, right?
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Of course Dirk had known the house was haunted when he bought the place a few months ago. You don’t get a house this big in the center of Houston for this good of a price and have it not be haunted. But hell, cagey motherfucker that he was, Dirk had figured he’d probably be haunting the ghost just as much as the ghost was haunting him.
Sure as fuck knows he could use the company.
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What do you do when your boyfriend interrupts your camboy stream to play a shitty prank?
Get your retribution on camera, of course.
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Dave inadvisably uses time travel to prove to himself that he’s into dudes. Naturally, delivering this message to his past self involves sucking his own dick.
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Sometimes life drops a hot grumpy troll in your lap, and you just have to bring him home to your boyfriend
Fic now complete
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Dirk tries to keep it together at Rose's birthday party while Jake has some fun with him.
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There was no sense denying what was about to become apparent anyway; Rose had signed herself up for a sketchy, offplanet, interspecies dating program.
Rose would have been delighted to meet any sort of alien. She would have gladly greeted a gaseous cloud with fifteen eyes that spoke in tongues of madness, or some sort of hideous blob creature. She hadn’t really given much credence to the claim that this program fostered romance between its participants. But oh, great unknowable gods of the furthest ring and Calliope help her, but she was undeniably attracted to these aliens.
AKA the fic where Rose meets her three future alien wives
Set in the same universe as Interplanetary Matchmaking Rumpus Party, but written completely as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of Calliope says 'Now Kiss'
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In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the universe.
Story now complete.
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- Part 1 of Kingmaker AU
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Dave and Karkat search for Rose and Kanaya, but they get a little distracted.
In which we get a peek at Kingmaker AU Karkat from Dave's perspective, AKA Kingmaker CH 19 - Dave version.
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- Part 2 of Kingmaker AU