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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    "It wasn’t all a nightmare, the first time. There were days where it was beautiful; mornings when they camped out right at the corner of the planet, where it shifted from one flat, extending plane to the next and when the sun came up, it looked all refracted and Sol would grin like a young god."

    Ash and Isabelle have a conversation around a campfire on their way to Glasstown.

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    19 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Gaming with you and Ash is always a little too intense.” Where they are now is entirely different of course, strange and impossible, but Ash and Sol have never been, well, casual players.

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    08 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Just a brief "DNA Mad Scientist" post ep with John spiraling and Rygel... well, being Rygel. John has never been all that much into horror movies.

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    11 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    She talks about her friend Karkat the entire plane ride home. It feels like he’s all anyone ever talks about since he made a major humongo deal about the alien blood racism and everyone wanting to kill him and stuff. Most of the time, you hate him for it. Sometimes you wonder if he might get you in a way most people can’t. You pussyfoot around finding out. When Jade invites you to a little shindig you know he’ll be at, you use Dirk as an excuse to stay back. It's not rational but you can't stand the guy, even if you've never met.
    It only stings a little when she calls you lame.
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    A.K.A Famous movie Director Dave "Strider" Lalonde is pretty sure he hates famed troll jegus Karkat Vantas, until they meet, at which point he promptly, immediately falls head over ass.

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    28 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    28 Nov 2024