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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    This was going to be the end of The Great Era of Shane Hollander; he was going to be cooked alive in his apartment. It was the worst heatwave in Montreal in almost 30 years, and the AC in Shane’s apartment seemed to have given up completely. He needed to call property management. Too bad for Shane, the electrician they send is an asshole and only messes with his AC unit so he can come back again.

    Or: Shane's AC unit is broken. Ilya is a mischievous electrician. They engage in very hot and very sweaty sex.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life

    Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me

    Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
    Rose: But sure, go off you little horndog

     

    Or: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.

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