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    “Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”

    Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.

    He will never get the sale.

    Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    10 Aug 2026

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    This was going to be the end of The Great Era of Shane Hollander; he was going to be cooked alive in his apartment. It was the worst heatwave in Montreal in almost 30 years, and the AC in Shane’s apartment seemed to have given up completely. He needed to call property management. Too bad for Shane, the electrician they send is an asshole and only messes with his AC unit so he can come back again.

    Or: Shane's AC unit is broken. Ilya is a mischievous electrician. They engage in very hot and very sweaty sex.

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    06 Aug 2026