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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    10 Aug 2026

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    This was going to be the end of The Great Era of Shane Hollander; he was going to be cooked alive in his apartment. It was the worst heatwave in Montreal in almost 30 years, and the AC in Shane’s apartment seemed to have given up completely. He needed to call property management. Too bad for Shane, the electrician they send is an asshole and only messes with his AC unit so he can come back again.

    Or: Shane's AC unit is broken. Ilya is a mischievous electrician. They engage in very hot and very sweaty sex.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Rose: This is lowkey the best night of my life

    Shane: The best night of my life was the first time he fucked me

    Rose: I mean you've won two Stanley Cups
    Rose: But sure, go off you little horndog

     

    Or: Shane, recently cleared from concussion protocol, gets tipsy at his parents' cottage and texts his new best friend.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.

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    Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    June 2010. Ilya Rozanov is delayed after the CCM shoot. By the time he gets to the locker room, Shane Hollander is out of the showers and Ilya’s entire plan is ruined.
    Only not quite fully ruined. Hollander invites him to dinner with his parents as a thank you for arranging the shoot and Ilya, in a burst of insanity, agrees. He hits it off with Yuna and David. They all exchange numbers. He and Hollander become friends.
    At no point does Ilya stop wanting more from him.

    June 2016. Ilya Rozanov is a superstar. A Cup winner. An MVP. Women want him, men want to be him. He’s fucking miserable.
    He’s in love with his best friend. He can’t deny it anymore. Only now Shane is dating a movie star and happier than Ilya’s ever seen him. Ilya can’t ruin that for him, can’t ruin their friendship by asking for what he knows Shane can’t give. No matter how much it kills him.

    A charity event in San Francisco. A catastrophic computer failure. A fateful decision to drive, not fly. Two days in a car, just the two of them. Alone. Together.
    Ilya’s sick with excitement and with dread, because how can he keep his secrets with Shane so close for so long?

    What he doesn’t know is that Shane has secrets too.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Jane: We don’t send pictures

    Ilya: Pleaaaase Shane
    Ilya: My father just died
    Ilya: Need photos
    Ilya: Is grief!

    Jane: Jesus Christ

    Ilya: Yes he is dead too
    Ilya: Well…
    Ilya: Not anymore...

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    A look into Shane and Ilya's texts while Ilya was in Russia for his father's funeral

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    30 Jul 2026

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    From:
    [email protected]
    To:
    [email protected]
    Tuesday, February 17, 09:48 PM


    Subject: Photo Credits
    Good evening, Mr. Rozanov.

    While I’m flattered by your continued attachment of my photography, crediting photographers is generally considered basic professional etiquette.

    Considering this is now the fourth time you’ve used one of my pictures without proper credit, I figured I should finally mention it.


    Best regards,
    Shane Hollander
    Social Media Manager — Montreal Metros


    Rozanov was an asshole. An asshole who wrote articles that managed to insult everyone in the league.

    Shane was not an asshole. He wrote informative articles, ran the Montreal Metros’ social media, and mostly minded his own business.

    All he wanted was proper photo credit. He definitely hadn’t expected it to turn into months of emailing back and forth.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    Sochi Olympics, 2014.

    "MASSIVE ICLOUD HACK REVEALS PRIVATE PHOTOS, MESSAGES, VIDEOS OF HUNDREDS OF OLYMPIC ATHLETES"

    Ilya feels a trickle of unease down his spine. He shakes it off impatiently as he clicks on the article.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.

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    “When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Veteran player Ilya Rozanov knows that Shane Hollander is into him. They're both out and the spark is undeniable but Ilya isn't sure he's the best choice for his much younger Captain...

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    22 Jul 2026

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    “Barrett is hot as fuck.”

    The words slur out from between Shane’s lips before he knows what to do with them. They just hover there between him and Harris, and both men blink at each other before Harris’ lips pull up in a cheeky grin and he nods sagely, knowingly, because of course he knows that his boyfriend is hot.

    Shane is an idiot.

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    OR, the one where Ilya, Shane, Troy and Harris have a foursome

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    19 Jul 2026

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    How the hell did that asshole charm his mother - someone who hated him to her core yesterday - so much that she was hugging him in public. Shane did worry a bit about possible fans taking photos, but it was Vegas at 7am at an airport where everyone is just trying to get to their gate. It should be ok.

    Now the crazy part. Rozanov is coming to the cottage.

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    What if the rooftop at the end of Episode 1 played out differently? Shane is a good listener, and Ilya finds himself sharing.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Anyone want 11k words of porn about Shane getting double dicked? Just me?

    I really like the idea of people passing Shane around but I just can’t see the Centaurs doing it. Fortunately, Ilya has ways of finding the right person, and he's committed to helping Shane live his dream.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Username: Goodboy24

    Profile photo: his torso, cut off at the neck. Abs visible. Grey sweatpants slung low on his hips, the thick outline of his cock visible through the fabric - half-hard, because Shane knows what sells.

    Bio: 21. Athlete. Busy schedule. Looking for discreet arrangements. Open to all genders for now. Versatile. No face pics until we meet. Discretion is mandatory.

    Sweet, staid Shane Hollander is a Sugar baby. He doesn't need the money, but the thrill of secretly rebelling against his fame entices him. He undergoes a wild sexual awakening journey, and runs into his dear arch rival Rozanov 5 years after he starts doing this. And it gets wilder.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    There really was no way he would have been able to break up with Shane tonight. He is a weak, weak man. He is a weak man who needs to get the fuck out of here before he goes back on Twitter and causes problems, or before he does something else insane like sniffing through Shane’s underwear drawer or running a reverent hand across his yoga mat. All around him is Shane Shane Shane and Shane is not here. Shane is at Montreal General Hospital in unknown condition, possibly alone.

    Ilya is putting his shoes on before he fully realizes that he’s decided to go to the hospital.

     

    Shane Hollander is carted off the ice after getting hit by Cliff Marlow. An exhausted and still-grieving Ilya Rozanov spirals, makes some stupid choices, and accidentally finds himself hanging out with his situationship’s parents.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander expected a lot out of the combine before the 2009 NHL draft: meeting the competition, impressing possible future teams and ultimately securing his spot in the NHL.

    What he didn't expect was 50 questions that were about to change his whole damn life.

    Or: How an autism diagnosis, a therapist and something magical called communication rebuild the whole trajectory of the Hollander/Rozanov saga bit by bit.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    735,266

    10 Jul 2026

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