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not so disgusting anymore by HumansAreScary
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
15 Nov 2025
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The club meeting is cancelled but Pete doesn't find out so he goes to Bill's house anyway
It turns out they're both a little gross; Bill doesn't know this at first.
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I'm going to put my drawings here, I don't care if they're horrible.
Most will be about assassins, shooters etc.
There's blood in this so don't watch it if you don't like itYou can ask for a drawing and maybe I will draw it for you
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Mandi pegging Bill while he sucks Jerry's cock by HumansAreScary
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics)
02 Sep 2025
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Es literalmente el título (no pregunten pq lo escribí en inglés si está en español ok?)
Mandi Bill y Jerry tienen un trio, mandi se la meta a Bill y Bill le chupa el pene a Jerry
Jerry y Bill se corren y se van a dormir con Mandi
Mandi medioo se incómoda
Y ya, eso es todlParece que está escrito con las patas perdonen lo voy a arreglar después pq ahorita son las 8am y no eh dormido nada
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I don't really know if this is good, I actually tried it, Please be kind, it's my first time writing a story.
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“Do you want something, or did you just come to watch me sleep?”
“The sleep thing.”
Dib blinks. “Ooookay, that’s… Creepy.”
“I know, right?"
“Why are you watching me sleep?”
“Oh, yeah. I get bored at night. Watching you mutter and toss and turn is mildly more entertaining than waiting for it to be day.”
“Of course you’d think that…” Dib sighs, thoroughly used to Zim’s oddities by now. “Well since you’re so bored, and I’m already awake, do you wanna sleep over?”
---Dib can't sleep. Zim is bored and makes it Dib's problem, which leads to an impromptu sleepover. Anatomy is learned and cuddles are had.
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12 Jan 2026
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Dude cannot believe that Hunter has never had sex before, and he fixes it, even if the other is not so willing.
(P1 is Hunter and P2 is Dude <3)
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11 Jan 2026
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Du bist ein schweinhund!!! by Aspiring_fires
Fandoms: 21st Century CE RPF, True Crime Community
01 Jan 2026
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Artyom takes his dog for a walk. And by dog, I mean his best friend, and by walk, I mean the most humiliating, horrifying experience of Nikita’s life.
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06 Jan 2026
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Say that to my face not online and see what happens by phewbs
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
04 Jan 2026
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After a discussion with someone so insufferable you could smell through the screen on Twitter, he sends you a DM asking to meet him in real life during a con you were about to attend anyway. You decided to indulge and find the most pathetic man alive, yet you want to push him and see how far he can go.
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04 Jan 2026
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Abaddon was very good at the store for demon standers. He didint throw things on the floor from shelf’s, he didn’t scream or hit any strangers either! So Katharine let Abaddon was able to get one thing from the store. As he browsed the isles for what he wanted he thought about getting fruit loops, peanut butter (he was allergic but liked the way it made him feel) or maybe another blender. But as he turned the isles he saw a ‘sticker pad’ with different ‘monsters’ like ghosts and zombies.
“Matriarch! I reguest that one!”
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03 Jan 2026