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not so disgusting anymore by HumansAreScary
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
15 Nov 2025
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The club meeting is cancelled but Pete doesn't find out so he goes to Bill's house anyway
It turns out they're both a little gross; Bill doesn't know this at first.
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I'm going to put my drawings here, I don't care if they're horrible.
Most will be about assassins, shooters etc.
There's blood in this so don't watch it if you don't like itYou can ask for a drawing and maybe I will draw it for you
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Mandi pegging Bill while he sucks Jerry's cock by HumansAreScary
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics)
02 Sep 2025
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Es literalmente el título (no pregunten pq lo escribí en inglés si está en español ok?)
Mandi Bill y Jerry tienen un trio, mandi se la meta a Bill y Bill le chupa el pene a Jerry
Jerry y Bill se corren y se van a dormir con Mandi
Mandi medioo se incómoda
Y ya, eso es todlParece que está escrito con las patas perdonen lo voy a arreglar después pq ahorita son las 8am y no eh dormido nada
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I don't really know if this is good, I actually tried it, Please be kind, it's my first time writing a story.
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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06 Apr 2026
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angel and his snake + others
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29 Mar 2026
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AWWWW THID IS SOO CUTE AHHH LINDO LINDO LINDOO
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Another prompt meme fill, the request being for Hastur and Ligur holding hands, and it just not sending the right kind of demonic message.
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28 Mar 2026
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Put away all I know for tonight by dragon_temeraire
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2019
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“I imagine it’s hard to get in the mood when someone might discorporate you at any moment,” Aziraphale muses. “Which means Hell must be absolutely full of sexual frustration.”
“One of the main elements of Hell’s atmosphere,” Crowley agrees.
(Or: Aziraphale discovers that Crowley has never had an orgasm, and decides to help out)
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24 Mar 2026
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Wilson discovers House in a compromising situation. Wilson is freaked out, House can't be fucked to care.
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21 Mar 2026