Hummus_Birb
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"Being a part of a big operation like this wasn't easy, but he loved it! And with Battat and Jongler by his side, it was one of the best things in the world.
Which is why Pluey eventually found himself with a crush. Two crushes in fact."
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- Part 3 of Polymike Shenanigans!!
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Pretty soon after the Mikes move into the Mike room, Battat shows off his tendency to overwork himself. Thankfully, Jongler and Pluey have a plan.
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- Part 2 of Polymike Shenanigans!!
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Jongler and Pluey (accidentally) find out the truth about Battat and Mike. To Battat's chagrin, they want to help.
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- Part 1 of Polymike Shenanigans!!
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Acht goes through burnout, has a little bit of a panic attack, and shares how they got sanitized with Marina!!
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My Polymikes fics that actually follow a vague sort of continuity with eachother!! You don’t need to read the others to understand any specific one, but they may reference character traits or events a little bit here and there.
Quality goes up as you go along, since the first one was essentially my first actual fanfic. Also if anything conflicts with stuff in the past, I either forgot or am retconning something, though I try not to do that too much!!
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Tenna is under the impression that Battat, Pluey, and Jongler are together. They are not.
At least, for now.
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04 Dec 2025
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Tenna is starting to get a build up of dust.
Mike helps him clear it out.
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- Part 2 of Tenna’s TV Maintenance Extravaganza
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30 Nov 2025
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And then, as Battat watched Tenna jump at the sound of his voice yet again, the realization finally dawned on him. Tenna couldn’t actually see what was in front of him—he only thought he could.
Or: After suffering a head injury, Tenna’s visual input is desynched, leaving his vision stuck up to 6 seconds in the past.
Whumptober 2025 prompt fills for: "Phobia" + "Hidden Injury"
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- Part 3 of I Love TV Sickfics
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26 Nov 2025
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Honestly, it happened more than they were really willing to admit, but that was mostly just because they were used to it. When they were working with the other Zappers, a gig they were more than willing to get out of with their newfound Mike duties, their symptoms were usually disregarded as laziness, not paying attention, that sort of thing. They honestly hadn’t even considered the fact that something might be genuinely wrong until they started working with Battat, who actually questioned what their deal was.
Granted, it had been a while since they’d had an episode this immediately disorienting. The moment they sat up from their bed, they had to catch themself before they tipped forward enough to collapse onto the ground. Bracing themself against their mattress, they assessed the situation before announcing to themself, “well, that ain’t good.”
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Sicktember 2025: bedridden + "you're way too sick to (blank)"
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- Part 8 of Sicktember 2025
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Bookmarked by Hummus_Birb
15 Sep 2025