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A Young Mandalorian by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)
12 Feb 2020
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The girl grabbed the mandalorian’s helmet and with a loud clang hit her helmet against his. The helmets vibrated, after a moment the mandalorian grabbed the bottom of his helmet successfully stopping the residual vibrating. Then he grabbed the girl’s, who hadn’t cared to stop the vibrating of her T-visor helmet. Greef Karga had never seen someone touch the mandalorian’s helmet and escape with their life.
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Kat is bored out of her mind. This is what happens when she finds something really interesting.
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'Pool by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 May 2016
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Deadpool and Spidy are bros. They like to hang out sometimes on rooftops and talk.
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Not a normal day by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
21 Jan 2016
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Something strange is happening. He could feel it. He never had a 'usual' day. And this day, wasn't going to end well.
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- Part 1 of Things happen
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Things happen by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
Fandom: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
21 Jan 2016
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Little Treasure by Patchworkpothos
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Aug 2023
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"What's his name?" The brute asks out of nowhere.
"Wh… what???" The old one questions cautiously.
"The runt. What's his name?"
"It doesn't have a name." The bitch scoffs. "It's known as the treasure of Theseus, from the scripts."
"Theseus… that will do. Tommy for short.” The blood god decides.
She stares at him like he's grown a second head. The seconds stretch out, the tension palatable in the air.
"Forgive me, my Lord. But that name is sacred, not fitting of that- that decoration! It doesn't need a name, it-"
"No, you aren't forgiven. " The monster snaps, cutting her off.
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A golden Piglet from the Aether finds himself sacrificed to the monster of all brutes, The Blood God.Techno has scammed these suckers for years now. But now they want him to eat a baby? Really? Jokes on them. His runt now
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Bookmarked by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
25 Oct 2025
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Tommyinnit never wanted to be involved with the Syndicate.
But, what else did he expect after healing one head of a three-headed snake?
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Bookmarked by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
24 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
23 Oct 2025
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The miscommunications continue.
Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
They'll get there eventually.Series
- Part 2 of Miscommunications AU
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Bookmarked by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
22 Oct 2025
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Wilbur being from a plant that much like Earth is mostly covered with water, recognizes the symptoms of dehydration in their new Human shipmate and knows how to fix it.
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Wilbur thinks he's in a sick fic, Tommy thinks aliens are weird.
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Bookmarked by I_cannot_think_of_a_name_for_my_account
22 Oct 2025