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Peter the Pizza Guy by Irisen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
20 Jan 2025
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Strange’s second spell does not have anything to do with memory. Maybe Peter should have expected it, as the previous one acted in the same way.
Instead of erasing the memories of the ones he loves across the world, the incantation plucked him from his universe, erasing all traces of his existence, and threw him into a new one.
Now seventeen, having lost his family and friends, he finds himself in a strange world, alone in one of the most dangerous cities across all dimensions.Or : Peter needs money to survive Gotham and picks up a pizza delivery job.
Spider-Man/DCU (Specifically Batman) Crossover
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- Part 1 of Pizzaverse
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What If I Had An Image Problem And You Had An Image Problem And Our Joint Solution Was The Stupidest One Imaginable (And We Were Both Boys) by goddcoward
Fandoms: DCU
16 Sep 2025
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“Let me see if I’ve got this right,” Bruce says slowly. “You want me to speak with a reporter, on record, in my civilian identity, and claim that I’ve had sex with you. You then want me to divulge the details of this nonexistent sexual encounter in a way that will convince the woman you are infatuated with that Kryptonians are, in fact, intimately compatible with human beings, contrary to what you in your civilian identity have previously implied to her.”
It does sound a lot worse when B is repeating it back to him in that unnecessarily judgmental tone of voice. “Well. Yes, basically.”
“Kal. You want Bruce Wayne to inform the press that he’s fucked Superman.”
“Or been fucked by Superman! Or both. Both would be best, actually. To confirm that I can do both.”
Bruce stares at him.
Clark has an issue. Bruce has a separate, tangentially-related issue. Surely this won’t become a problem for the World’s Finest.
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Jack and Maddie Fenton have tried and failed to exorcise the powerful spirit inhabiting the body of their son. To make matters worse, he doesn't even believe he's possessed, and no amount of evidence can persuade him to accept reality. So, they do what any good parent would- they do their best to keep him safe and comfortable while they continue their search for a cure.
If that means keeping him locked down under 24-hour surveillance in an ecto-containment unit while they do that, then... well, it doesn't feel great, but he's their baby boy. And what else can they do?
Until they maybe, kind of, -accidentally- end up in maximum security prison for crimes against metahumanity, and then someone else has to take care of their son without them.
The good news is that the Justice League has a specialist.
The bad news is that Danny can't be cured.
The reason why is a matter of debate.
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Danny's trying to be optimistic about having to flee to another Universe, he really is. Luckily, it turns out that NASA is insanely well-funded here, and superpowers are a hell of a lot more normalized. Only problem is, he doesn't officially exist. And when he learns that superpowers have an established presence here, he's not sure whether he's actually safe or not. So when he meets another teenager with powers, he's got balance the opportunity for friendship against the myriad risks of being known. But if he's smart about it, maybe he can finally build himself a life where he can achieve his childhood dreams.
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Dangerous Elysium by Its_About_Hating_Yourself
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics)
09 Nov 2025
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With his world having fallen apart Batman is sent spinning through dimensions only to find himself stuck in one that is difficult for him to navigate. Let no one say that the Batman goes down easy. The only thing that matters is the mission. The fact that his parents are alive here doesn't matter.
They aren't his parents anyway and he is not their son. Not really. Or, that's what he keeps telling himself.