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  1. Rec *

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    All the Captain wanted to do this term was get his history students through their exams, help out with the Christmas pantomime, and do a lot of stress baking. But now that Button House Academy has employed a new English teacher, he has to figure out how to make room in his schedule for falling in love too.

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    Also known as the one where they're all a) really good teachers and b) really terrible matchmakers

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    09 Sep 2025

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    One of the best ever fics I have read 100%

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    How would it look if it was Orpheus who Hades called a songbird, and seduced onto the train?

    Eurydice follows, of course, but she has her own way to reach the gates and escape safely with her beloved.

    Alternately, she can have little a popular rebellion, as a treat :P

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    02 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Stunning. 10/10. No notes. READ IT!!!!!

  3. Rec 10

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    25 Apr 2025

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    Really cute!

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    "JJ told me you can read twenty thousand words per minute. Which is -,”
    “Not humanly possible, I know.” Spencer confirmed.
    “Then why on Earth does she think you can do that?” Alex asked.

    Alex notices the rest of the BAU seem to have some strange ideas about how Spencer's mind works.

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    23 Feb 2025

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  5. Rec *

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    Martin makes Jon tea for the first time about a week into his transfer. It’s horrible. Gag-reflex inducing. Somehow sporting all the wrong flavors.

    For some reason, he does not have the heart to break this to Martin.

    Little does Jon know that Martin actually makes wonderful tea. Just not for him.

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    17 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Genuinely one of the funniest fic’s I’ve ever read <3