Icarusisanidiot
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I miss this place, your head and your heart by Icarusisanidiot
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Dec 2024
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Jon didn’t want to be here. He’d only agreed to do this stupid duke of Edinburgh award because his Gran forced him into it and now he’s stuck on a team with stupid pathetic Martin Blackwood
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Author shoves his favourite characters into famously difficult British secondary school outing!
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Is There A Worm On My Face? by Icarusisanidiot, taffle91
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
22 Oct 2024
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hello. it's 1am. me and friend got bored asf. so here you go beautiful people. enjoy this absolute monstrosity in all of its glory
side note: Alex Horne, if you read this, be careful of worms. they are canon-typical. beware.
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I Crawl Inside and Turn the Cockpit Clockwise by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Apr 2026
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‘You have three hours.’
Stratt’s words echo in Ryland’s head. He is huddled on top of a building surrounded by satellite dishes, curling up as small as he can make himself, legs pulled up to his chest, arms slung around them, head buried in his knees. He must look pretty pathetic but no one will see him up here and even if they did, he’s kind of over it. They just asked him to die, he deserves a bit of a mental breakdown, thank you very much.
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Three times Ryland Grace wasn't given enough time to think about where he wants to go and one time he was given all the time in the world.
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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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After the locker room disaster in Manchester, Roy drives Jamie home. The chaos they find when they arrive at the house swiftly proves it is not a safe place to spend the night, forcing a change of plans and a reroute to Roy’s own home.
The following day Jamie experiences, in this order:
The most bewildering breakfast of his life, a penalty kick clinic with a seven-year-old, and an overwhelming display from his teammates that brings him face to face with the fact that not only has he been accepted back in Richmond it’s also possible he might be, in a way he can’t remotely process or understand, loved here.
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10 Jan 2026
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Jamie tartt and earth shattering realisation people actually care about him
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It was probably Roy’s fucking fault. You see, it was probably Roy’s fucking fault, because he had stupidly assumed that Jamie had enough common sense to realize that waking up at four in the morning meant he would need to be going to bed earlier in the night unless he wanted to be running on fumes. It was on him for thinking the little prick would behave in a normal or reasonable way about anything, he should’ve known better. So, now Roy had to fucking do something about it.
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Roy decides Jamie needs a bedtime, Jamie doesn't think he needs a bedtime, shenanigans ensue. Also known as Jamie vs Bedtime.
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- Part 2 of Kindergarten Tactics