IcePickLobotomy



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    Having surprisingly survived his confrontation with Voldemort in the aftermath of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry now finds himself in the unprecedented situation of having an open-ended future. He hasn't planned for this, and isn't used to a life without a purpose through war. How does living an ordinary life work out for everyone else?

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    Just when Harry stopped wishing for his parents to magically come back from the dead and whisk him away from the Dursleys, they did. Sort of. If only things were as simple as in his daydreams.

    A Harry in Slytherin story.

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    D'Vana Tendi is fifteen years old. She has already, secretly, decided to enroll in Starfleet in three years. In the meantime, she is reading the manuals.

    There are a lot of manuals.

    They are very, very strange.


    A character study spanning fifteen years, from an Orion teenager reading Navigating Multispecies Social Norms with increasing bewilderment, to a Starfleet officer on the USS Cerritos who has spent a decade learning to live in a one-tenth-bandwidth world — and who is beginning to understand, finally, why the bandwidth was ever restricted in the first place.

    Tendi can smell everything. This is not a superpower. It is not a disability. It is the condition of being Orion in a room full of people who can't, and who mostly don't know she can, and who built their entire social architecture to compensate for a sense they don't consciously possess.

    She loves them anyway. Possibly because of it.

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    "Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."

    Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.

    He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.

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    He remembered this afternoon often in years to come, turning over those words in his mind during sleepless nights and grief-stricken days. He thought of them in the temple, on war torn worlds, while holding dying friends and dying enemies in his arms. He thought of them standing on the shores of a river of burning ruin, and he thought of them as he waited, quietly and patiently, in the merciless desert.

    An old Jedi Master imparts some wisdom concerning Mercy, Balance, and the Will of the Force to young Padawan Obi-wan Kenobi and a gaggle of other younglings. It is a lesson that haunts Obi-wan for the rest of his life.

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    06 Sep 2024