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Beatrice. 29. CODENAME: REDACTED. Professor by day, and covert operative by night. A damn good one, at that. The best in the industry, in fact. She’s meticulous, analytic, and prepared for any situation thrown at her. That is, until her cover is nearly blown by another reckless operative making waves in her most important mission.
Ava. 26. CODENAME: Halo - appropriately given due to the fact that her success so far has been a fumbling, unfathomable miracle. What she lacks in professionalism and skill, she makes up for with pure dumb luck.
When Ava's employer suddenly decides she's too much of a liability - she finds herself running for her life...and right into the arms of one undercover Beatrice.
Shit is about to get messy.
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03 Jan 2023
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Things that reach new heights in this fic:
- Our tiny Ava goes up 10 ft in the air
- Ava's blood pressure because Bea is really pretty
- Some blackmail-worthy photosBookmarked by Idioticfucker
20 Dec 2022
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The woman over her cast her eyes aside and over her shoulder, obviously looking for any sign of danger. “I believe we are in the clear.” She murmured, voice low and deep. The sound on made the smaller woman’s stomach flip.
“Yeah, I didn’t expect we’d have to hide from being in here too long.” Ava replied, getting Beatrice’s attention back onto her face. Her anxiety rose from the little smirk that played on the other woman’s mouth. Ava just wanted to reach out and capture that moment with her lips, let that smirk vividly indent itself into her mouth.
“Well, I couldn’t just let your artistic hands be put into handcuffs because we stayed after hours.”
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Ava Silva is an animal shelter worker and foster mom to cats, wanting to give animals a better life. One day her life blossoms with the arrival of a feisty orange and white kitten and a mysterious woman who comes to the shelter in search of a companion.
Beatrice Kingsley is the daughter of Kingsley Industries’ CEO and founder. One day, after encouragement from friends, she opts to go to a shelter in search for a companion, but she doesn’t just meet a kitten who takes over her life but also a woman, passionate about her future and life.Bookmarked by Idioticfucker
20 Dec 2022
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19 Dec 2022
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Ava is an orphan girl that after getting into serious trouble gets adopted by Father Vincent, a priest who believes he can help Ava get into the right path.
Ava is sent to a private school to finish her education and get away from her past life but things won't be easy there. Specially when a mysterious girl appears in her life and turns everything upside down for Ava.
What will happen when she starts falling in love with someone she shouldn't?Bookmarked by Idioticfucker
19 Dec 2022
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AU / Beatrice needs a roommate to afford rent and finds Ava, the new girl in town, who's in search of a place to live.
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“Why a paper instead of social media?”“I’m not really on social media and I don’t trust it. It’s too easy to lie.”
Ava hummed, still reading the paper.
Don’t hesitate to contact me if you got the following qualities.
• Easy-going
• Neat
• Great personal hygiene
• Have a steady source of incomeCheck, half-check, check and check.
“You won’t have to put your paper here.”
Ava looked at Beatrice, immediately noticing the furrowed eyebrows and the questioning look.
“I’m sorry. What do you mean?”
“I’m the one you’re looking for!” Ava answered with enthusiasm, both hands pointing at herself. “I check all those boxes and I think we’re getting along pretty well, no?”
She was leaning forward again and this time, she caught Beatrice’s eyes glancing at her breast.
Definitely a win now.
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19 Dec 2022
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"What you are is beautiful."
It was the first time Beatrice had heard such words spoken to her.
And for so many years, she thought it would be the last.
But time was a strange thing. And as Beatrice would eventually come to learn, moved slowly when one had the potential to live until time itself crumbled.
And as she moved with time, she clung to those words. Her name was Melanie, Beatrice learned later, and she clung to her for as long as she could.
Beatrice had resigned herself to never hearing them again, not from another's lips, and certainly not in her dreams.
Vampires, Beatrice realised quickly, didn't dream.
She never could have known that one day, more than five hundred years later, she would hear those words again.
Or how those five simple words from one specific girl would change her entire world.
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19 Dec 2022
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Beatrice is certain. She is going to live the life she wants. The life she was always meant to have. If she could just get that stubborn bisexual mess she's in love with to come home to her...
In the well-crafted display case, the cruciform sword is glowing the heavenly blue it has done so many times before. Ava Silva, with the grace of a new-born goat, crashes into the case from above - the sound alerting the nearby Sister Camila, who has a few choice words for the Warrior Nun to hear.
Or,
Basically an imagining of season 3 with everything I wanted to see happen. (open to suggestions)
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18 Dec 2022
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After the fight at the Vatican, Ava and Beatrice move to Switzerland to go into hiding. Shortly after, Adriel and the FBC isn't a problem for them anymore but they still have to remain there for their safety. it's a take on how Avatrice relationship would have developed if they only stayed in Switzerland, without the chaos.
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Bar AU!
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18 Dec 2022
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She wants Beatrice to fingerprint her, to tattoo her, to leave a mark so deep not even the Halo can rid her of it. Her muscles feel too tight, stretched uncomfortably over her bones. There is something ravenous inside of her, and Beatrice is going to set it free.
You are the only thing I've ever lived for, Beatrice says.
You are the only thing I've ever died for, Ava says, and even that wasn't enough to keep me from you.
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17 Dec 2022
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"Right, yes." - just keep it short and simple Beatrice, this will be over in no time now.
"On that note.. do you think you can fake this thing with me for a while?" - Ava asks me.
"Fake what?" - what?
"Fake being in a relationship with me" - she answers.
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16 Dec 2022
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Beatrice is looking forward for her Winter break alone. In a flat in which all her other roommates have gone home. Ready to get ahead on her studies and spend Christmas enjoying her own company.
Ava is looking forward to her first Holidays away from the Orphanage. Weeks free to do whatever she wants even if that means sleeping in and attending the screenings taking place in the university auditorium.
But, when Beatrice's roommate and Ava's friend JC gives Ava a key for his apartment over break the two realise they may not be spending the holidays how they had first expected.
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the slowburn Avatrice Festive fic that's getting me through the festive period
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16 Dec 2022
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If I would have known that you wanted me the way I wanted you, then maybe we wouldn’t be two worlds apart but right here in each other's arms.
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16 Dec 2022
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Yes, Ava likes girls (and boys). Yes, she has no trouble acknowledging when a girl is pretty, or hot, or both. Yes, horny is one of her few default mindsets. But to be fair, she’s twenty-two and very new at this. Girls, boys, romance, sex. Life. So what if she chose her personal trainer because she let out a loud “hot damn!” when she saw her picture online, along with all the martial arts she has mastered? What if she let instinct choose rather than reason? Who hasn’t? So, yeah. Let her have this, okay? Plus, she’s just looking. Discreetly. She thinks. And Beatrice does seem like she’s a great trainer, considering all the reviews Ava read about her.
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16 Dec 2022
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Hello welcome to my AU bakery fanfic. I have worked hard on this first chapter and i can't wait to add more. i was planning on adding more to this chapter like Ava's first work day but i felt it had to keep it like this. I promise i will try my best to update quick i know where i want to take this story and what i want to do so hopefully it won't take to long. This hasn't been check on spelling mistakes and if it's correct in a whole but i could not wait with posting and its almost 3 am right now so sorry if some of the stuff at the end is a mess.
You might see a lot of characters that havn't been appeard in this chapter yet but i promise you they will show up i have made a list of what people are with in this Universe.
Owner of the bakery : Beatrice
Co workers: Yasmine, Camila, Lilith, Mary, Shannon, Ava
Ava's therapist: jillian
regulars (customer) : Mother superior, (sister) Dora, (karen) Vincent, (karen 2) Adriel, (karen 3) Reya (lmao karens)This fanfic is dedicated to @GatasMilk06 on twitter. (my good friend)
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15 Dec 2022
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15 Dec 2022
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An oppressive agreement in increasingly dangerous conditions, constant threats of arranged marriage, growing the family empire... All of Beatrice's frustrating responsibilities come crumbling down because of the cute woman at the coffee shop. Of course, it's a bit more complicated than that. Always is.
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15 Dec 2022
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Beatrice is leaving the OCS thinking Ava is gone forever. Ava is spitted out by the Arc feeling very lost and confused. They need to find their way back to eachother.
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13 Dec 2022
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Then what kind of guy would you choose in general? Someone tall? Someone serious? Someone who loves candy canes? Come on Bea, I’m listening.”
Beatrice laughs and shakes her head. “Forget the candy canes. You need someone who is driven but also dedicated to you.” She looked down. “A great sense of humor. Someone who puts up with your dog. And knows when you need a glass of wine after a long day.”
Ava eyebrow raised. “Oh, so someone like you?”
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Ooor your hallmark holiday movie avatrice fic- Language:
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13 Dec 2022
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Home, to Ava, is flannel-backed chairs and worn quilts and lacy placemats and a rocking chair they find abandoned on the side of the road.
Home, to Beatrice, is Ava’s hand in her own as she drags Beatrice through the kitschy home store four towns over and Ava’s shout of triumph when she finds a matching set of salt and pepper shakers and Ava’s waggling eyebrows when they buy the bed that she (again) calls ours.
(Six days in Switzerland, and then a few more afterwards.)
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- Part 1 of happiness is a warm nun
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13 Dec 2022