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    They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.

    Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.

    Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.

    If he can.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Matt has a strange talent for attracting beautiful, intelligent women. Sometimes, though, he indulges in another type - older men, gruff men, men who insult him and tear him down. Foggy doesn't understand... until he meets Stick. 5+1

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    17 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Maomao screws Jinshi I guess. He asked for it, and we all know he deserves it.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    "So? How did Maggie find out, anyway?" Foggy asks, and the smile drops from Matt's face.

    "Well..."

    Foggy sucks in a sharp breath. "Oh, fuck. Oh no. No, no, no. Don't tell me—oh, for fuck's sake!"

    "No, Foggy, she didn't walk in on anything!" Matt's quick to assure him, and yeah, thank God for that, because that would've been even more awkward and terrible than it already is. "She found condom wrappers. And possibly, the used ones in the trashcan," Matt mutters the last part under his breath, not that it does him much good, because Foggy still hears.

    "That's it. I'm done." Foggy sounds like he's about to throw his phone across the room and Matt can hear him shifting, likely about to get off the bed and start pacing the length of his apartment.

     

    (Or, Maggie thinks Matt has a girlfriend. Who happens to be his... casual sex Frank Castle. Somehow, she becomes the last push they both needed.)

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    10 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Just a little post-Born Again blurb I started writing that spun a bit out of control. Matt's apartment is blown to hell and Frank has just escaped from Fisk's Task Force... Karen suggests that Matt stay at Frank's safehouse and regroup. Frank agrees... reluctantly.

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    04 Apr 2026