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Here are some snapshots of your wonderful life with Classic, Creampuff, Red, Edge, Blue, Stretch, Black and Rus as your fathers, as well as your wonderful and thoughtful older brother, Max!
With such nice guys like these as your family, what could go wrong?(Everything. Everything goes wrong.)------
✡︎⚐︎🕆︎🕯︎☼︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎⚐︎ ☹︎✌︎❄︎☜︎📬︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ✋︎💧︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ ✌︎ 💧︎❄︎⚐︎☼︎✡︎ ✌︎☠︎✡︎💣︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎📬︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ 💣︎☜︎💧︎💧︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ☞︎✌︎❄︎☜︎📬︎
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- Part 1 of Don't Give Up, Y/n!
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"... without hopes and dreams, humans... wither. Monsters, on the other hand... dust. In these ways, [we] are not so different."
Dimitri et al. Emotional Capacity And Capability: The Similarities And Differences Between Humans And Monsters (p. 12), 20XX, Ebbot University.
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- Part 2 of Despite Everything...
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The days before.
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- Part 2 of Don't Give Up, Y/n!
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Frisk begins High School! And it goes beautifully! They make new friends, and even a new human friend. Dare they say, a BEST human friend!
They're really glad they've got a great new friend, on the first day too!
Now they've just got to get the skeletons to like them...
And get their new friend to stop being so timid all the time!Arc 1: Wherein The New Human Is Introduced!
Arc 2: Wherein We Meet The Skeletons (not in the closet)
Union-regulated Halloween Pt.1 break!: chapters 13-15
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you hunger for many things. often it's not for food.
so you search.
and search.Series
- Part 4 of Don't Give Up, Y/n!
- Part 1 of Despite Everything...
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The other versions of Y/n have stories, too.
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Quick, take cover
But the hues in our hair compliment one another
I'd sell my own bones, for sapphire stones,
'Cause blue is your favourite colour.(Title inspired by Meteor Shower by Cavetown)
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Ever since his suit got blown up for a second time while he was inside it, Robert's been losing time. He doesn't know how to handle it. Luckily, his friends are there to help him figure it out.
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20 Nov 2025
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A random villain-of-the-week makes Robert late for work. It's only by a few minutes, yet the encounter that hardly lasted a few seconds instills a sudden chill in Robert's bones. Its persistence is matched only by the Z-Team's stubbornness as they force their dispatcher to join them in activities they think will warm him up.
But none of it matters if Robert can't learn to believe he'll ever be warm again... or that he deserves the warmth this team brings him.
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Post-Episode 8 (Good/Pacifist/No Romance/Everyone is Forgiven ending)
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18 Nov 2025
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Based on a tumblr post about someone pain-swapping Chronic Pain Robert with someone else. It caught my eye. :3
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“I can take much more pain than you ever could, bitch!” Prism raised an eyebrow at Flambae as he stomped up to Robert like a child. “I’ve got fuckin’ powers, I’m naturally stronger, faster, and better than you, Mecha-bitch.”
Robert could feel the heat rolling off of Flambae’s body, drying his skin out where it touched him. He doesn’t quit with his rep as he turned, keeping count in his head as his deadpan expression locked onto the fiery superhuman.
“Wanna bet?” Flambae and Prism both perk up a little, Prism pulling her phone out and typing rapidly. Robert swapped the weight and started working on the other arm, ignoring the way his shoulder protested with a straight face.
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18 Nov 2025
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Some of the missing time between Robert going down in the villain bar and Blonde Blazer coming through that door. Shroud gives the Red Ring crew ten minutes to do what they want with Mecha Man before the real interrogation starts. It gets pretty fucking ugly. AKA: Shooting Robert's dad really never was enough for Elliot Connors. Not really.
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- Part 5 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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18 Nov 2025
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"Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.
Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.
"Sure. I can't die."
Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
_______________________________________Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.
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