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The Interview by Icannotthinkofapenname
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2025
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The billionaire suddenly held out an expectant upturned hand, and after a moment of confusion Clark hesitantly and gently placed his own atop the billionaire’s for an incredibly awkward handshake.
Clark may be a writer, but he couldn’t possibly conjure words to describe the puzzled amusement on Wayne’s face. “I was expecting a business card.”
“OH!” Clark flushed as he hastily pulled out the Daily Planet business card, then scrawled his name and phone number on the back.
The playboy’s eyes still sparkled with amusement as he took the card and slipped it into a pocket in his vest. “I’ll consider your offer.”━━━━ ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ━━━━
AKA: Clark Kent's first assignment: Interview Billionaire Bruce Wayne and his New Ward
(And maybe fall in love)
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Like Cats and Dogs by bajuwa
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Mar 2025
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In a world where soulmates are represented by animal familiars, Clark wonders if his soulmate is a cat. A literal domesticated feline animal that one could get from the pet store and not just a person with some cat-like personality traits. There’s no other explanation as to why his familiar acts like every single asshole cat meme to ever exist.
On the off chance his soulmate is a real human being, well… He would never tell his mother this, she raised him too well, but sometimes Clark wishes his soulmate’s familiar was making him feel just as miserable.
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Bruce peels his eyes away from the monitors to look down at the menace on his lap and barely contains a look of disgust. Big blue eyes stare up at him as he rests his chin on Bruce’s thigh, and as their eyes meet, the pathetic, whimpering little whines are replaced by excited huffs, the clickity clack of dancing paws on concrete, and the rhythmic thumping of his tail hitting the leg of the table.
Why does it have to be so needy and cuddly all the time?Series
- Part 1 of SuperDog & BatCat (Soulmate Familiar AU)
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Watching Our Stars Align by ClarkeStetler
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
19 Mar 2025
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There’s a new dating app in town, but this one is just for superheroes. You don’t use your name or callsign and there’s no photos, only a short bio. The idea is to talk about personal lives AND hero-ing without specifics, keeping both their secret identity secret and their hero persona in place.
Dick signs Bruce up. Clark signs up willingly. They accidentally match up and even for the World's Greatest Detective, it takes a while to figure it out. In part because he isn't trying to figure it out, that's the whole point! But also because Boy Scout Superman is definitely straight and definitely not a dude who hangs out at a farm in his free time.
And Superman is confident that Batman probably lives in some random cave system like the gremlin he is, and doubts he even HAS a secret identity because he is so consumed by his Batman persona. Even if he did, he definitely wouldn't join a dating app. That would require wanting to interact with other people and also the capability to smile. -
Ex Nihilo (And Other Feats of An Untrained Veela) by Kandakicksass
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Feb 2020
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Ever since returning to Hogwarts, Harry has had nothing to do with Draco Malfoy, who exists at the bottom of the social ladder and is just trying to survive their "eighth year."
One veela presentation (and Harry's natural resistance to veela allure) changes all of that.
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When Clark was chosen to interview THE Bruce Wayne about his newest environmental initiatives, he was over the moon.
That is, until he met the infamous playboy himself.
It's awfully hard to focus on writing an article when Bruce has wandering hands and a wicked, silver tongue whispering salacious things in his ear.
So it isn't Clark's fault that he snaps. Really, it isn't.