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Two disaster gay husbands wanted to live a quiet married life, but their stupidity always made the headlines.
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16 Oct 2023
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for all the love and gold (don't just do as you are told) by guiltylights
Fandoms: One Piece
15 Sep 2019
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‘Why?’ Nami asks, again, and when Sanji falls silent at that again, Nami feels her frustration rise. ‘Couldn’t you have just told me? Or why didn’t you just cut Luffy’s diet down, like I said? He eats so much, surely he doesn’t need all of that food, if you could’ve just—!’
‘No.’
Nami pauses. ‘What?’
‘No, Nami,’ says Sanji, and though he looks almost regretful to be saying it to her, Sanji’s voice is strong and unwavering. ‘I won’t cut down Luffy’s meal portions.’
Nami asks Sanji to reduce the amount of money spent on grocery shopping.
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14 Oct 2023
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It’s so quiet in the war room that you could hear a pin drop. Not a single person dares to say a word - not even the favored princes - and all eyes remain fixed on the head of the table, where a large figure sits hunched over in its chair, clutching the latest newsreel between two massive fists.
Having been forewarned of some of the contents of said newsreel, Sanji does his best to keep anything from showing on his face, to maintain his expression in an implacable facade. He thinks he largely succeeds in controlling himself outwardly, but inwardly his gut is churning with emotion.
The newsreel twitches, and the five people not holding the paper sit up a little straighter in their seats, each of them bracing for impact without actually meaning to as slowly, oh so slowly, the paper is lowered down until it’s resting flat on the table.
“Well,” Judge says, his mouth working like he wants to spit. “This is certainly an … unexpected development.”
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12 Oct 2023
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The Going Merry Coffeeshop has a Hot Barista. Access to said Hot Barista is blocked by a Surly Cashier.
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Everybody wants Sanji, including Zoro.
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12 Oct 2023
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“Luffy.”
“Yeah?”
“Please tell me I’m hallucinating.” Fear. The smell of it, the sound of it. Luffy’s never felt fear like this come from Sanji before. He hates it.
“He’s real. And I think he’s you,” Luffy says.
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A reunion. A camping trip on an uninhabited island. A question. And a gift, or perhaps, an answer. Wherein a Sanji straight from the dungeons of Germa appears in their midst and no one, least of all Sanji, knows what to do about it.
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11 Oct 2023
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The cook would fight anyone who dared to show a tiny bit of disrespect towards the swordsman, and those who insulted the cook’s honor would get cut for the very same reason.
Or, a story of two oblivious idiots who had no idea that they had been married all along. The friends and families were running out of patience waiting for them to finally become official. Luffy only cared about the wedding cake, though.
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- 8/8
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11 Oct 2023
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Villains of Circumstance by sanchoyo for Princeasimdiya12
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100
25 Mar 2022
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It sounds like the start of a bad joke: A conman accidentally walks into a bar full of villains.
Reigen had just wanted a drink...but whatever; these guys clearly were in desperate need of his services.
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09 Oct 2023
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alter ego (HIATUS) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Mar 2024
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"'A life for a life,' it had drawled happily. 'But with a twist! Edward, I want to believe you're not so naive to think that reality revolves only around your singular, dispensable timeline, yes?'"
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The Law of Equivalent Exchange is bullshit. That's what Edward Elric decides after he wakes up in a dumpster after he makes a risky deal with Truth. Aizawa Shota's list of problem children just keeps getting longer by the second, and Japan probably isn't ready for the uncontrollable hurricane of destruction that is the Fullmetal Alchemist.
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FMA x BNHA crossover fic because I'm a little bit funky and cringe! Canon divergence where Ed gives up his life to bring Al back, but it doesn't go quite as planned.
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- Part 1 of be thou for the people
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04 Oct 2023
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Dost Thou Even Steal Hearts? by BukuBuku
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Persona 5
06 Jan 2024
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“Foolish mortals!” Yaldabaoth’s shadow fell over them like a death shroud, “The sin of rebelling against a god is severe. As punishment, I banish you to other worlds unknown!”
The whole world shifted as the black wind swirled around them, twisting and contorting to create broken fractals in the flow of time and space. Yaldabaoth pulled his hand across the air over them, a movement as if ripping apart the weave of fate itself.
Joker gasped as bizarre doors flickered into existence.
One, a monolithic set of stone doors engraved with an alien image, cracked open to reveal a terrifying eye swimming in a void. The next, a glowing white shoji door exuding a strange energy that prickled at their very souls. The third, a circular ornate gate set in the floor, the bulging eyes at the top drank in the scenery as its gaping mouth pooled with vile black sludge. The final was nothing more than a fluctuating cloud of black and purple mist.
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- Part 1 of Thieves Den
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03 Oct 2023
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The Binge Eater by Yellow_Canna
Fandoms: One Piece, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Aug 2020
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No one knew who the boy was, but he was given many names.
The Binge Eater, Fire Fist, Eat-n-Runner, Dine and Dash, the Running Man, Broke-Ass Kid with Bottomless Stomach.
Aizawa did not know where that second name came from, but he was certainly the one who gave the brat that last one. Like all his names (except that second one) suggested, the kid was a serial dine and dasher.
If there was one thing all Heroes in Japan could agree on, it was that this Villain, the Binge Eater, was a little piece of shit.
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- Part 4 of Coin Toss
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29 Sep 2023
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The Polar Tang Clinic by eatP1
Fandoms: One Piece, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Oct 2024
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Quirks are weird. The government is somehow worse than the WG.
Law is tired.or
Law gets thrown into the BNHA universe, sets up a clinic, sticks to the Hippocratic Oath and is owed so many favors that he could probably single-handedly stop the entire hero vs villain war if he pulled in all of them.
UPDATE: OFF HIATUS
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25 Sep 2023
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Mihawk wasn't on the seas for a soulmate, he was here to become the world's greatest swordsman.
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- Part 1 of Soulmates Bingo 2022
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15 Sep 2023
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A clown and a man he thinks is lacking a sense of humor walk into a library.
The joke is on the clown for not realizing it's a date.
For One Piece Soulmates Bingo prompt 'Library'
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15 Sep 2023
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chicken soup and throwing knives by via_the_cryptid for Lavender_Chaos
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Jan 2023
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It’s not some random ship that picks Sanji and Zeff up after so many days on the rock.
It’s the Big Top, the ship of Doke no Buggy.
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- Part 11 of via's one piece fics
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14 Sep 2023
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"Everyone watched, astounded at the way Shanks zeroed his attention on Buggy, overflowing Haki aimed at him and him only. No one ever understood how he could still stand after that.
Mihawk watched as the red-hair slowly raised a hand to Buggy’s face, and felt himself lose consciousness before he could see more."
Or Shanks pays a visit to the Cross Guild.
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12 Sep 2023
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Before they get to Marineford, Buggy finds out about Ace's parentage- and fuck, he can't just let his captain's son die. Time to improvise.
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- Part 1 of Marineford AUs
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10 Sep 2023
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This was the worst possible scenario. Buggy had no idea where they were, or how they even got here. And, worse of all, he just happened to be lost with Shanks. The one person he definitely didn’t want to be alone with.
Shanks, on the other hand, was practically beaming with joy.
The fact they had teleported? Not a concern. That they were alone, with no means of communicating with either of their crew? No worries. Shanks would figure all that out, for now he had gotten what he wanted.
A moment alone with Buggy.
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- Part 1 of Bitter, Sweet, Sour
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09 Sep 2023
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The Power of Revelation: The Truth Shall Set You Free by YumiYuuuuki
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Nov 2022
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Fighting off hoards of enemies in the Spiral Abyss, Tartaglia is forced to confront his nightmares of old, and if he wasn't so acutely aware of what got him into the situation in the first place, he would think that Celestia was actively fucking with him.
At least his friends would support him... or would they run away at the revelation of his Foul Legacy?
Just a small thing for myself, Tartaglia is my little baby and I think a lot of people overlook his suffering.
Typical "Watch past of XXX character" except past is kinda made up because Genshin has provided bare-bones details.
Cross-posted on Wattpad, and not beta-ed
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- 32/?
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03 Sep 2023
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love in the time of stan accounts by mandathegreat
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Feb 2022
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Popular streamer Childe often invites the idol group 4NEMO onto his stream, but their fans can’t help but notice his beef with Xiao, one of the members. Even more curious, who is that mysterious man that’s got Childe so lovestruck??
Unravel the story of 4NEMO, Childe and his rumored and mysterious boyfriend through a series of tweets, tumblr posts and Instagram stories.
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02 Sep 2023
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Pictures are Worth a Thousand Words by iamtheyellowbox
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Jul 2014
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A blurry photo of Peter Parker kissing Deadpool is printed in the Bugle under the headline "Spiderman Kisses Unknown Associate." The more people speculate on just who Spiderman is dating, the more annoyed Peter becomes.
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22 Jul 2023