Iondrive

I wanna go home



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    "Oh god, how long was I out? Please tell me everybody is safe right? Jesus Christ Barry, get a fucking grip you useless sack of shit. Fuck."

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Artful has a strange idea and regrets trying it out.

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    Can I get a yay for allowing your partner to cannibalize you? That's essentially what this fic is lol. I think it's somewhat out of character, mostly Artful allowing himself to be eaten, so tread with caution if you're not into that.

    Warnings (+ notes) are in the beginning notes.

    Kudos and comments help me write.

    Thank you for reading.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Ōbi is the father of the Company 8th, and a cheeky bastard that can't refrain from teasing his reserved lieutenant-- A story in which Hinawa juggles between being the Company 8th's lieutenant, and mother?

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    29 Mar 2026

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    Ratchet reset his vox. “I do not wish to harm you. What is your faction?”
    “Faction? We do not associate with any vigilante group or pirating crew.”
    “No, I meant- Autobot or Decepticon? Do you ally with either of them? Or are you neutrals avoiding the war?”
    “War?” The flier’s optics widened more and a weakly surprised noise came from behind them (him, probably, if going off of vocal inflection). “What war? When?”
    Ratchet frowned. “The civil war we’ve been fighting for four thousand years. How are you on Earth and unaware of this?”
    “Four thousand… impossible. Machina was destroyed one thousand years ago.”
    “Machina? ...I am from Cybertron. Have you heard of such a planet?”
    “No.” The flier cocked his helm. “...I think there has been a misunderstanding. You do not look like a Metal Cardbot.”
    “I most certainly am not that.”
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    After a shoddy teleportation attempt, the Metal Cardbots find themselves scattered, cut off from their team, and stranded in unfamiliar places.
    The Autobots notice.

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    30 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    After everything that happened in Peru, Noah struggles to rebuild Mirage. After the Cybertronian awakens, things slowly begin to get strange.

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    According to Cybertronian culture, Noah and Mirage are married now, but Noah doesn't know it.

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    25 Sep 2025