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    CRASH! Bilbo’s head shot up from where he was sorting the paperwork and in an instant, he was running from the study. He barely made it into the living room when he froze and gasped.

    Fíli was on the floor in a crumpled heap next to the low table. Bilbo hurried to his side, kneeling down on the cold stone floor. He pulled Fíli into his arms and shook the prince as carefully as he could, eyes going wide at the bleeding gash on his forehead that was staining blond locks deep red. Fíli didn’t stir, he didn’t wake.

    “SOMEBODY HELP!” Bilbo screamed, holding Fíli as close as he could.
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    When a sickness descends upon Erebor and the princes fall dangerously ill, their only hope is that the main ingredient in the medicine required, a flower that only grew in the lonely mountain, had survived Smaug. With lives at stake, the fate of the princes and of the kingdom falls onto the shoulders of one hobbit, who tries to juggle caring for his nephews, comforting his love and future sister-in-law, and proving to the mountain that he was more than just an outsider.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    Merlin was technically banished, but everybody knew he wasn’t really gone. Sometimes, the cooks would leave out spare food only to find their shelves fully restocked the next day. Gwaine would leave out plans to prank the other knights and they would be carried out within the hour. Arthur would turn a blind eye to the way familiar blue eyes twinkled at him from underneath the hood of a cloak, or ignore the whispers that said the stocks were haunted.
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    Merlin is basically the poltergeist of Camelot and everyone just kind of accepts it until magic is legal.

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    The Dorocha. They are the voices of the dead, my child. And, like the dead, they are numberless.

     

     

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    A different take of the dorocha. Instead of them being faceless screams that attack you, they are actually figures of the dead. Merlin doesn't quite realize how much death affected him until him and the knights go to close the veil.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    "It's true then?" Elyan frowned as he peered out the door into the hallway Lancelot had just exited through. Gwen bit her lip before nodding. "Damn. What would Lancelot and Merlin even argue about?"

    "Please," Gwaine rolled his eyes before flicking his hair out of his face "This has got to be some new battle strategy. Maybe Morgana is trying to throw us off with this so we won't notice when she tries to invade again." He shrugged. The others seemed to consider this.

    "That somehow makes more sense." Percival muttered. Gwen wrinkled her nose before putting down the basket with a sigh.

    "I'm telling you," She said "George heard them both yelling. It sounded very intense."

    "Maybe they were having sex. Sometimes people yell during sex." Gwaine suggested. Everyone turned to him.

    "Is that more likely than having an argument?" Leon asked dryly. Gwaine pointed his glove at him.

    "Between Lancelot and Merlin? Yes. Absolutely, you ignorant fool."

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    Lancelot and Merlin get into an argument. All of Camelot loses its goddamn mind trying to figure out what's going on.

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    02 Nov 2025