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    The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.

    shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely

    "It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.

    AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.

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    23 Aug 2022

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    that bartending one

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    Geralt makes two promises that he doesn't want to keep.

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    14 Aug 2022

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    igyutdryfugiuhojhougy

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    08 Aug 2022

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    the soft married one

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    Two weeks into traveling with Geralt, Jaskier wakes with a horrifically familiar ache in his lower abdomen and resists the urge to beat his head into the ground at the slickness he can feel between his thighs, a slickness he has a terrible suspicion isn’t from some fun dream he can’t remember. He lifts his head to take a quick look around camp and finds Geralt absent, which fills him with a quick swell of annoyed anxiety at the thought that he’s been ditched again until he realizes Roach is still standing in place grazing happily on a patch of clover. Coast clear, a quick reach between his legs confirms his suspicions when his fingertips come back red.

    “Fuckity fucking fuck,” Jaskier hisses under his breath, slamming his head back into the ground. Perfect. Absolutely fucking perfect. Just what he fucking needs when he’s trying to convince Geralt to stop trying to get rid of him. He winces at a sharp stab in his pelvis and lifts the cover of his bedroll to glare at his own body. “Fuck you.”

    (Jaskier bleeds every month) (Geralt proves surprisingly helpful with this)

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    03 Aug 2022

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    "My name was Julian Alfred Pankratz. I was the Viscount's youngest son."

    Like he hoped, the Warlord hones in on one thing. "Was."

    "Pretty sure getting arrested for treason against Emhyr var Emeris, the mighty White Flame is enough to get me officially disinherited. Especially considering my parents turned me in themselves."

    Jaskier saves the Warlord's daughter. Despite his family ties, he's allowed to stay in Kaer Morhen while he recovers from his injuries. Eventually, it becomes home.

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    05 Jul 2022

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    ahsdahhahf dsj the one where jask walks through hell to return a certain warlord's daughter